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Show ALL Forums  > humor  > You might be a redneck if...      Mod Threads Home login   Page 4 of 4 1, 2, 3, 4  Author  Thread: You might be a redneck if...  shiloh44 Joined: 6/28/2006 Msg: 76 You might be a redneck if... Posted: 9/18/2006 1:44:35 PM If you enjoy throwing rotten tomatoes at the cop cars going by especially at holloween lol  All_Canadian Joined: 2/8/2006 Msg: 77 You might be a redneck if... Posted: 9/18/2006 1:53:14 PM Redneck who me? Try plugging the exhaust with a potato and see how far the cop can drive his car and you don't have to wait til holloween to try it, wait to their getting eyes "glazed" at the nearest coffee shop and see what happens... Now that's funny...  ~*chan*~ Joined: 9/7/2006 Msg: 78 You might be a redneck if... Posted: 9/18/2006 1:54:09 PM your definition of a virgin is a girl who can outrun her cousins  shiloh44 Joined: 6/28/2006 Msg: 79 You might be a redneck if... Posted: 9/18/2006 1:54:42 PM If one does the potato thing in the cop car then a rednecks gotta love french fries or baked potatoed huh  shiloh44 Joined: 6/28/2006 Msg: 80 You might be a redneck if... Posted: 9/18/2006 6:12:06 PM If you open a tea bag thinking its coffee,or thinking a hammer is for the judge to use in court or a screwdriver is just a drink lol  sparky1000 Joined: 9/10/2006 Msg: 81 You might be a redneck if... Posted: 9/18/2006 6:18:38 PM if your local bar special includes a beer ,a fight ,and a girl for 2 bucks ,you might be a red neck  shiloh44 Joined: 6/28/2006 Msg: 82 You might be a redneck if... Posted: 9/18/2006 6:31:50 PM If you still make mudpies at the beach after 44 lol If you get sick in the hometown doctors office hehehe if you eat a whole chocolate cake all by your self  shiloh44 Joined: 6/28/2006 Msg: 83 You might be a redneck if... Posted: 9/18/2006 6:34:07 PM when you marry your own cousin and didnt know it hahaha  shiloh44 Joined: 6/28/2006 Msg: 84 You might be a redneck if... Posted: 9/19/2006 3:34:27 AM If you kiss frogs,and theres no prince,hehe If you think the game twister is played backwards,lol if you sleep naked under the stars if you still want to be a wanna be  shiloh44 Joined: 6/28/2006 Msg: 85 You might be a redneck if... Posted: 9/19/2006 3:53:06 AM Iguess this all makes me a redneck and damn proud of it lol  Lisa111968 Joined: 4/23/2006 Msg: 86 You might be a redneck if... Posted: 9/19/2006 10:22:45 AM Yes, I had to explain that statement to the non-redneck segment of the population. Maybe I should have left the explanation off and let the non-rednecks figure it out.  Lisa111968 Joined: 4/23/2006 Msg: 87 Message 86 Posted: 9/19/2006 10:24:55 AM was in response to Message 72.  rdcnorm Joined: 3/7/2007 Msg: 88 view profile History Message 86 Posted: 2/28/2008 4:58:48 AM How can you tell if a red neck is married,, If there are tobacco stains on both sides of the truck  DonQ Joined: 1/10/2008 Msg: 89 You might be a redneck if... Posted: 2/28/2008 6:43:32 AM Your wife can parallel park a big-rig  McChucker Joined: 2/28/2007 Msg: 90 view profile History You might be a redneck if... Posted: 2/28/2008 12:32:42 PM You don't get invited to the weekend keg bash at the trailer park because your neighbors think YOU'RE a redneck  rdcnorm Joined: 3/7/2007 Msg: 91 view profile History You might be a redneck if... Posted: 3/1/2008 10:45:19 AM yeh as the ATF, DEA, and Swat team surrand the compound,,, / Page 4 of 4 1, 2, 3, 4

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