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Posted: 2/15/2005 6:38:28 AM | Happy Tuesday
Your Limerick for the Day!
This is a little gross but I think you're up to it!
The Vampire, Mable
There once was a vampire called Mable,
Whose periods were always quite stable,
So every full moon,
She took out a spoon,
And drank herself under the table! | |
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Posted: 2/16/2005 6:47:07 AM | Drum roll please...............
Your Limerick of the Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Man from Ghent
There once was a man from Ghent,
Whose d*ck was so long that it bent,
So to save him the trouble,
He stuck it in double,
And instead of coming he went! | |
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Posted: 2/16/2005 11:08:57 AM | A sassy young nymph from Penzance
Travelled by bus to South France
Five others f*cked her
Besides the conductor
And the driver came twice in his pants | |
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Posted: 2/17/2005 5:27:44 AM | Awesome Fid!
Now then, it's what you've all been waiting for... at least the 4 people who checked out this thread yesterday are waiting for it!
Your Limerick of the Day....
Sponsored by Spam! Nothing fries up nicer or fills up your inbox faster than Spam,
But I digress!
The Girl from Wheeling
By Wilma Fingerdoo
There once was a girl from Wheeling,
Who had a particular feeling.
She lied on her back,
And tickled her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling! | |
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Posted: 2/17/2005 4:33:33 PM | There once was a man from Sidney
that could put it clear up to her kidney
but a man from Quebec put it up to her neck
he had a big one now didn't he? | |
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Posted: 2/17/2005 4:35:22 PM | There once was an Arch Goucho from Bruno
who said ****ing is one thing I do know
now women are fine and sheep are devine
but LLamas are numero uno | |
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Posted: 2/17/2005 4:37:00 PM | There once was a girl from Anhiser
that thought that no man could surprise her
but Schlitz took a chance and caought a Pabst in her pants
and now she is much sadder budwieser | |
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Posted: 2/17/2005 4:38:30 PM | There once was a girl from Hoboken
that claimed that here cherry had been broken
by riding a bike down a cobblestone pike
but it had really been broken from poken | |
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Posted: 2/17/2005 4:40:33 PM | There once was a women from Arden
who sucked off a man in a garden
he said my dear Flo where does all that stuff go
she said gulp...I beg your pardon | |
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Posted: 2/17/2005 6:49:28 PM | There once was a man from St. Paul's
Who toured the music halls
His favorite trick
Was to stand on his pr*ck
And roll off the stage on his b*lls | |
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Posted: 2/17/2005 11:20:45 PM | There once was a lady from Decator
who was laid by a huge aligator
now no one ever knew the results of that screw
cause after he laid her he ate her | |
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Posted: 2/18/2005 8:03:22 AM | | Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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Posted: 2/18/2005 2:34:24 PM | Glad u liked them...LOL
There once was an engineer named Paul
who had a hexagenal shaped ball
now the square of it's weight was his pecker plus eight
That's his phone number girls just give him a call. | |
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Posted: 2/18/2005 3:13:50 PM | There was this bloke called Greg
His****was a 90 x 45 bend
He tried to use glue , to help him piss through
But the socket fell off the thread | |
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Posted: 3/2/2005 9:27:22 PM | There once was a young Polack named Chris who needed real badly to piss
when he pulled that thing out all the ladies would shout
Hey Chris that so big you cant miss | |
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Posted: 3/3/2005 12:31:42 AM | There was a young man from Miami
Who was much into origami
He got quite a shock
When he lubed up his c*ck
And sprayed cum like a floral tsunami. | |
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Posted: 3/3/2005 6:36:36 PM | There once was a man from south Wheaton
who claimed that his****had been beaten
by a much larger girl that his old girlfriend Pearl
trouble was he had been beaten for cheating | |
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Posted: 7/22/2005 10:20:59 AM | Ill put my 2 cents worth in....Georgie Porgie pudding and pie
jerked off in his girlfriend's eye
and when her eye was dry and shut...
Georgie ****ed that one- eyed slut!! | |
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Posted: 7/22/2005 2:01:11 PM | There was once a girl named Lace,
Who screwed every guy at her place,
But when they smacked her ass,
She just happened to pass,
Gas right in their face!!
Ok Ok that was sooo bad. | |
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Posted: 8/16/2005 7:56:07 PM | THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY FROM CASS
WHO HAD A MOST BEAUTIFUL ASS......
IT WASN'T PINK.........
AS YOU MIGHT THINK........
BUT HAD LONG EARS, AND ATE GRASS. | |
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Posted: 8/16/2005 8:49:45 PM | Born in the back woods
Raised by a bear
Full set of teeth double coat of hair
Two giant Balls and a Huge Steel Rod
I'm a rebel M/F.......
I a Texan By God! | |
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Posted: 9/8/2005 8:11:49 AM | There was a man from newcastle,
Who could squash himself up like a pastle,
And it that position,
Would give a rendition,
Of God Save the Queen through his astle!
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