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| | SEX NOISESPage 3 of 4 (1, 2, 3, 4) | Oooooohhhh ooooohhhhh
Aaaaahhhaaaaaa
and sometimes, not always, followed by "Zzzzzzz Zzzzzz" | |
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Posted: 1/4/2009 6:33:21 PM | | due to my current piss me of list.... the only sound is zzzzzzzzzz | |
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Posted: 1/4/2009 9:25:31 PM | Speaking of gum ^^^ ... always make sure you take your gum out of your mouth before doing the oral thing. Some guy got his gum stuck all over this girl's hairy cooch & they ended up having to chop off her pubic hair on their first date. He was embarrassed, she was pi$$ed & refused to go out with him again. Good reason to keep the dang thing shaved. Me? I can do it all with gum tucked in one corner of my mouth from start to finish ... I was once told the minty sensation felt great ... 
Noises ... yeah, that would depend on what the guy was doing, how good a job he was doing, what position we were in, what type of big 'O' it was & whether it was a single or multiples, temperature of the room, time of the month - the fertile time is always really special ... squirt! squirt!  & various other factors. Anything from heavy breathing to moans, groans, screams & using language I would never dream of saying when not in the throes that would make my poor mommy roll over in her grave. My ex used to say that I pray an awful lot during sex (ohhhh my gaaaawwwwd!).  And if it's a much-needed relief, I will start crying during the big one ... yep, heard me right but it's a good kinda cry. Throws a guy off the first time but once he realizes it's only because he's doing a dang good job, he's usually cool with it.
As far as how to keep it down with kids in the house, some people are quiet while others can't keep their volume down if they tried. In the latter case, best to save it for when the kids are at school, asleep, at their friend's house or ship them to a babysitter or to the movies or do it outdoors in the woods where noone will hear you except the critters.
Sex gets tougher when they are teenagers & stay up later than you do but by that age, they know that when you decide to hit the sack early 'cause you are "tired", it means you are going to have sex, so you can't fool them but you can muffle the sounds by moaning into a pillow. And yeah, when purchasing or building a home, make sure your room is as far away from the kids rooms as possible & that there are no connecting vents between the rooms.
I've always been open with my kids 'cause they're too smart to fool & they're pretty cool. I had to borrow condoms from my eldest once ... I asked for two ... he said "Mom, one is enough" ... I said "Hon, I really need two" ... he handed me one & said "One is enough Mom" ... I held out my hand & begged "Pleeeaaase" ... so he handed another one to me, shook his head, rolled his eyes & we both laughed about it. Ahh ... it's nice to be past the days of coitus interruptus when the baby would start crying or your child would be hammering at the door 'cause he had a nightmare & wants to crawl into bed with you. | |
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Posted: 11/12/2009 6:49:26 AM | Well course there are they typical grunts and groanm, and then afterwards, being mindful of Mom's lessons in courtesy and etiquette, a big "Thank you" | |
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Posted: 11/12/2009 1:23:13 PM | I enjoy all of the noises:
headboard banging against the wall
the gals that moan, in between providing direction
yeller and screamers
the ones that say nothing; then, I like to listen to body noises
vagina farts
My personal fav: the sensations of a good hummer "Happy Birthday to You" works well, once a year is not enough though  | |
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Posted: 11/12/2009 4:48:55 PM | I usually don't hear a whole lot,,,but I'll throw a few in that I remember the other ones involved made or would that be said,,,,,,
Again???? ALREADY???????
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Whadda doing NOW???????
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And here I thought size DID matter??????
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Well. Wasn't THAT different.
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Ummmm,,,,,,WHO are THEY?????
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Posted: 11/12/2009 4:59:08 PM | wish i remembered what those noises were... maybe someday i' ll hear them again at my house...hopefully i'll be the one making them  | |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 10:25:59 AM | I'd like to revive this thread just for a minute,
just to mention the actual "sex noises" from the
poking and prodding and whatnot that comes to mind.
I had two different women .....one liked to hear the
slurping and such, said she liked when it sounded
like stuff was happening ! lol
.....the other specified she didn't appreciate any
noises of that sort at all !
I asked another woman how she felt about it and
she said she didn't understand what I meant, so
I shifted positions and got some loud slurping sounds
going .....her reaction was ..."Oh ! that's different! isn't it "
OK .....that's all for now....Happy New Year ! | |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:33:01 PM | Hmmmmm
I guess I should start keeping my hearing aids in eh?
((slurps tea)) | |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:33:31 PM | Hmmmmm
I guess I should start keeping my hearing aids in whenever I have sex, eh?
((slurps tea)) | |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 7:35:08 PM | I once spent an evening with a woman and her many roomates watching the film "Quest For Fire". There was an air of palpable sexuality in the air and the moment the movie fininshed, couples raced to their bedrooms without much ado.
Once my girlfriend and I were in bed, I noticed a really huge metal grate in the wall where the heat came in. I put my face right up to the grate and started to imitate the grunting and saying "Atra"...my friend was only slightly amused.
The next morning, everyone was rather sheepish and quiet as they drank their coffees. As it turned out, the entire house heard my grunting, assumed it was genuine "sex noises" but couldn't bring themselves to ask about it...lol
Once they found out, we all had a marvelous laughing fit. | |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 7:32:06 AM | | I was dating this girl many years ago and while having sex she would say; No no no no and I would stop. Then she would say don't stop, don't stop and started saying no no no again once we got going lol. It was quite distracting.... | |
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Posted: 4/16/2012 2:46:40 AM | | Oh f**k, give it to me! ... OH! UMM! YEAH! YEAH! UH! UH! UH! OHHH!" | |
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Posted: 4/16/2012 6:24:38 PM | | No noises here; unless the muffling through the gag counts. | |
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Posted: 4/16/2012 11:07:49 PM | i sometimes sing abba songs.
does that count?
k.w.
take a chance on me
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Posted: 4/17/2012 7:15:25 PM | [quoteHmmmmm
I guess I should start keeping my hearing aids in whenever I have sex, eh? You have sex with it out now? That's interesting.
I remember as a kid watching Mae West on the Carson show. Carson asked her " I hear you have a mirror on the ceiling of your bedroom" Mae answered(she was about 80 at this time) " You know I want to see how I'm doing sometimes" In that deep sexy voice of hers.
It's the same thing with noises in the bedroom Tigress. seeing how you're doing is just one part of it. put that together with sounds and it's taken to a whole new level.
Come back and let us know how you like keeping it in. Inquiring mind(ok just me) want to know. | |
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Posted: 4/25/2012 2:23:12 PM | It usually starts off with the sound of me saying "does this smell like rohypnol to you?" followed by a loud thud, and then...
...just kidding.
I kinda sound like a grizzly bear I think. | |
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Posted: 5/5/2012 12:08:36 AM | | like the t-rex form jurassic park... i was going to sue them for rights, but i was too young at the time... | |
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Posted: 5/14/2012 7:27:05 PM | There are only 4 types of 'sounds' women make:
1) The Agreeal - "Oh yes, Oh yes, Oh ye,s"
2) The Denial - "Oh no, Oh no, Oh no"
3) The religious - "Oh God, Oh God, Oh God"
4) And the fake - "Oh Peter, Oh Peter, Oh Peter". | |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 10:54:44 PM | | Are we done yet...........I need to check my inbox............ | |
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Posted: 5/18/2012 7:26:16 AM |
I remember as a kid watching Mae West on the Carson show. Carson asked her " I hear you have a mirror on the ceiling of your bedroom" Mae answered(she was about 80 at this time) " You know I want to see how I'm doing sometimes" In that deep sexy voice of hers.
It's the same thing with noises in the bedroom Tigress. seeing how you're doing is just one part of it. put that together with sounds and it's taken to a whole new level.
Come back and let us know how you like keeping it in. Inquiring mind(ok just me) want to know.
I LOVE Mae West and she would be proud when I state; I don't need to "hear" to know how good I am.
Or, as you mentioned, take it to another level.
(slurps coffee) | |
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Posted: 5/18/2012 7:59:03 AM | | Apparently I am capable of sounding like a Klingon but this silent loving thing "sounds" intriguing, I must admit. | |
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Posted: 5/18/2012 10:04:34 AM |
this silent loving thing "sounds" intriguing
Ever notice athletes making certain faces when making.. "the shot" ?
I bet you a winning lotto tix they make the same face when in orgasmic state lol. | |
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Posted: 5/18/2012 11:13:34 AM | I had a girlfriend who was into handcuffs and blindfolds once upon a time. We had a lot of fun with that and the aspects of sensory deprivation and relinquishing control heightened the experience. I suspect silence would fit into this category as well. Intriguing.
I guess I should take you up on your bet C, I'll be the test subject and you can collect the data:) I suppose you'd want to see the winning ticket first though...that could be a problem. | |
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Posted: 5/18/2012 1:00:41 PM |
whitetigeress Joined: 3/1/2008 Msg: 52 SEX NOISES Posted: 1/4/2009 6  21 PM due to my current piss me of list.... the only sound is zzzzzzzzzz
Just noticed this old post of mine!
No longer is there a piss me off list but the sound still is zzzzzz .... and
....I like it this way. Safest sex there is. Buahahaaaa!!
Therefore sorry, Addhomonym, there is no 'testing' :) | |
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