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Posted: 6/12/2006 9:07:47 PM | I got pulled over for speeding on my way to the lake.
Fortunately I had my shirt off to catch some sun in my convertable.
Well, the officer couldn't take his eyes off my bit#$ tits and let me off with a warning. | |
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WHAT69
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Joined: 12/22/2006
Msg: 53 | |
| Bribing Cops.... with boobs....
Posted: 1/23/2007 6:38:38 PM | I AM A COP AND LADIES LET THE "GIRLS" OUT ALL THE TIME. THANK YOU FOR MAKING OUR DAY. IF THEY ARE UGLY YOU COULD BE BOOKED FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE. | |
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Posted: 9/11/2007 12:58:38 PM | "I AM A COP AND LADIES LET THE "GIRLS" OUT ALL THE TIME. THANK YOU FOR MAKING OUR DAY. IF THEY ARE UGLY YOU COULD BE BOOKED FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE."
I'm gonna remember this. I've never gotten out of a ticket with my smile nor my sparkling personality. I'll try the boob thing. Think it'll still work if I'm 51? | |
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Posted: 9/11/2007 3:25:50 PM | I have and it worked.. Though that was years ago. The last few tickets I have had have been with woman cops. In fact the last woman cop thought my daughter was sooo cute gave her two teddie bears from her car. Thanks lady....$198.00 for two teddy bears....I NEVER let my daughter play with them....they cost me TOO MUCH  | |
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Posted: 9/11/2007 5:32:22 PM | Gad...if I as the OP suggests..'fluff' my ta ta's....well, lets just say...they don't fluff. Might break a bra strap or hurt myself. 
To be honest...never thought about it. Not that I get tickets often but have acquired a mit full in my ~ahem~...&^%&* years of driving and was too flustered with the whole thing than to think of using the 'girls' to manipulate myself out of a ticket.
Best wishes
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Posted: 9/11/2007 7:12:04 PM | I whip it out when I get pulled over... the old licence and registration. I have never been pulled over for doing anything wrong though.
One time I was pulled over while I still had my N, but after the newer N drivers were only allowed to have one person in the car at a time. I was still on the older licences style and after he told me that I was only allowed one they checked the back of it and allowed me to continue.
Another time I was pulled over because my passengers were bobbing their head to the music. She asked us if we had been doing drugs. I said no... So she asked, "Not even a little?". My friend said, "Obviously you do not know Gord." Then my brother offered her a timbit. **stards. | |
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Posted: 9/11/2007 9:35:53 PM | These 16 Police comments were taken off actual police car videos around the
country:
Police Giving Citations:
16. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."
15. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them awhile."
14. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document·"
13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."
11. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
9. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."
6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
5. "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
4. "How big WERE those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"
3. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
2. "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."
AND THE WINNER IS...
1. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here." | |
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vhdc
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Joined: 7/18/2006
Msg: 60 | |
| Bribing Cops.... with boobs....
Posted: 9/11/2007 9:47:28 PM | | Yeah, hmmm…You learn something new every day. Were you using the standard Victoria Secret Embrace, or is there a special law enforcement push up issue that I was not privy to? Anyone ever get a call back or just a good gawking? | |
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Posted: 9/12/2007 1:03:32 PM | Fun thread.
Got to add to it.
Driving in the Rockies near ????.
Just cruising along, getting crap form GF for not sticking to the speed limit, and pushing past all the rubber necking tourists. I should add that I very attentive and drive according to road conditions, and watch way ahead and to the sides.
Anyways, getting tired of driving and the nagging. Ask GF to take over the driving.
She is cruising along at + - one km of the speed limit.
Misses the fact that we are coming into a town and the speed is reduced.
Bang, we get pulled over by the RCMP for 10 over.
As the cop is talking to the GF, I'm sitting in the passenger seat choking back laughter and tears.
GF is all flustered, so cop asks me what the **ll is up.
So I figure the ticket is worth it, and I'll tell the truth.
Tell him that I am not admitting to anything, but (see above) and my GF is anal about sticking to the speed limit.
He shakes his head, turns to her and tells her that he is just going to give her a warning,
because what she is going to have to put with from me for the rest of the trip, is far worse than any ticket he could give her.
I can hear him chocking back laughter as he turns away, and at this point I lose it.
She did not talk to me for an hour. | |
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Posted: 11/26/2009 12:18:10 AM |
Then my brother offered her a timbit.
I read in the latest edition of the local newspaper that city council has approved Tim Hortons setting up shop here.
Those timbits might prove useful for a bribe. | |
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Posted: 11/26/2009 12:30:55 AM | I lil boobage never hurt anyone.
mind you the days of zipping around in the sportster are gone.... no one pulls over the mommyvan full of kids. | |
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Posted: 11/26/2009 11:05:36 AM |
if i had boobs they'd be fluffed for sure! you better believe it ;)
if i had boobs i'd probably still be in the shower washing them | |
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