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Posted: 7/22/2009 1:04:31 PM | Once during sex my dog hopped on the bed and started licking my balls from behind..I went to swat him away and then figured what the heck no one was getting hurt by it.
In fact I have him trained to hop up on the bed on command.
I just yell "BALLS!" and he's right on top of it | |
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| will you or wont you have sex infront of the dog?
Posted: 7/22/2009 1:13:21 PM | yeah that's hott ^^^ or not....
no pets of any kind are allowed in the room for "a show" and definately won't b joining in on the act.
i have a hard enough time just changing around pets. it's weird and kinda creepy how they just look at u.... so yeah, no thanks. | |
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| will you or wont you have sex infront of the dog?
Posted: 7/22/2009 4:22:32 PM | I've done it with dogs watching and cats watching. Dogs on the bed, cats on the bed. No biggie.
Some days though, I do keep my own dog outside the bedroom if I wanna get my seduction on. Easier to do when I don't have a dog in the room who thinks it's play time now lol. | |
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Posted: 7/22/2009 9:24:30 PM | That parrot has no interest in watching. He has ceased to be. He has expired and gone to meet his Maker. He is no more...
The cats either think you are getting beaten on and run around like crazy meowing and attacking him, or they try to get their nose in between the bits and see what those smells are.
I can't make love in front of pets. It makes me feel like some kind of Chester the Molester.
Unless it's outside. Those squirrels have seen everything. | |
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| will you or wont you have sex infront of the dog?
Posted: 7/22/2009 9:27:49 PM | ........... well, someone's gotta teach Fido how to do it right. You never know just how appreciative those lady dogs in heat will be.
Serious answer.
Don't mind, as long as it doesn't try to join in.
This thread rules. Comedy gold. | |
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| will you or wont you have sex infront of the dog?
Posted: 7/22/2009 9:33:04 PM | | Ha ha-never. She used to run under the bed and that was fine until she bit my ex-boyfriend's ankles. Guess she thought he was hurting me..I thought it was hysterical-he on the other hand found no humor in it. Needless to say now she gets locked out of whatever room it may happen in! | |
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Posted: 7/23/2009 8:41:03 AM | RE; Parrot!
First, ^ LOVED the Monty Python reference! LOL
A book called "The Parrot's Complaint" talked about a couple of embarrassed Veterinary folks. They were trimming a parrot's nails, and it began to mimic a "blow-by-blow" (pun INtended) description of its owners bedroom exploits. Apparently it was highly detailed and graphic! | |
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Posted: 7/23/2009 9:18:55 AM | Dogs, cats in the bedroom, yukkkkkkkkkkkkkk.Ifa dog has been there I am gone, if he is still there, I, m not going in.
I am fond of animals, but there is a time and place for them and its not the bedroom. | |
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Posted: 7/23/2009 10:44:41 AM | My Lab-Pitt-bull mix is only 8 months old and he now gets shut in the laundry.
The first and only time he thought it was game and he wanted to play. He kept yelping encouragement, "go dad, go." and licking both our legs and feet as far as he could reach from the floor. Fairly put me off my stroke. Fortunately he still hadn't figured out the jump on the bed thing, so far so good. There was a brief hiatus while the dog was removed to the laundry. That short trip with exposed dingly dangly bits was a tense and traumatic event in itself.
Now when he hears me at "it" he growls and yelps from the laundry. Probably figures I need all the help and encouragement I can get. Maybe I will have to lock him in the garage next time.
Oh and to the Fish who does not like dogs having been in the bedroom, around here dog hair is a condiment. It is everywhere and goes with everything no matter how many times I vacuum. I think it is self replicating. Love me, love my dog. | |
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Posted: 7/23/2009 11:02:51 AM | | Depends on what the dog is doing... As long as the dog is not misbehaving so as to cause interruption of pleasurable activities, the dog may stay, watch, take notes. It's an animal, let's not assign thoughtfulness to it regarding our behaviours. One minute it's watching, the next it's licking its arse and a moment later, eating a fly! Better to worry about Obama's so called Healthcare reform bill. Now that's way more disturbing than the dog watching you have sex. | |
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