Holy Hannah, that is the funniest line I have ever read on these forums! Thank-you for that!
Yah but did you make it in time??
Let's just say that my friends always tease me about having a bladder the size of a peanut.
That's because I drink at least 3 litres of liquid a day & what goes in must come out.
Glad y'all enjoyed a good laugh while I sat here in pain holding cold compresses to my face all day.
Yeah, sure .... go ahead & laugh at my expense.
Anyone feel guilty for laughing at me now?

X, my son was pitching on his elementary school softball team when the batter swung & the ball whacked him right on the forehead. He became disoriented immediately after so we whipped him to the E.R. He had a goose egg on his forehead which we were told was a good sign because if there hadn't been any external swelling, chances are that the swelling would have been internal & putting pressure on his brain which could have been very serious. He had to take a couple of weeks off but next practice he was fighting to go play with his team again. Fall off the horse? Get back on & keep on riding ... it keeps the fear from setting in.