| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 3/27/2006 11:34:59 AM | | rolflmao that is so funny!!! maybe he wants to be a cowboy well at least you got off OMG thats funny!!! | |
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| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 3/27/2006 11:48:33 AM | The tongue should be easy to curb. Just tell him next time what you prefer. Don't tell him he's like a slobbering idiot.
As far as the "horse noises" are concerned - at least you know he's enjoying himself. Does it actually bother you, or was it simply unexpected and different?
If it bothers you, then I guess you can tell him about it. But that would be hard to do without hurting his feelings. And really, I can't imagine it does that much or you wouldn't go back. Unless it totally turns you off, I'd just let him continue to be your "stallion" | |
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Posted: 3/27/2006 12:08:38 PM | The next time his tongue goes diving down your throat, give it a little bite. He'll withdraw pretty quickly and next time will be a little more tentative. If you like that better then moan to let him know he's turning you on and you appreciate a little tongue. If he thinks that just because this turns you on then his giving you his all will drive you nuts, give him another bite. He'll figure it out soon enough.
As for the whinying, I like guys who are pretty vocal and have heard them yell some crazy things when they are coming. Perhaps you should buy yourself a riding crop, give him a little smack on the bottom and yell "Get er up". | |
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Posted: 3/27/2006 12:33:57 PM | | Everyone has their own natural way of expressing how good it was, my bf moans afterwards but not like a horse. just be happy that he was willing to show you that side of himself. ive asked my bf how it feels after i know that it was really good s*x and he says that he does get really light headed and has to lay down, maybe just push him off you so he doesnt snap his neck and hit you with it or something | |
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Posted: 3/27/2006 1:59:40 PM | OMG you have me just howling!! I love it
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Here's my advice from experince
step one:
Take charge for one night...
step 2:
slowly and calmly tease him and point out what he can do and what you like
Step 3:
the next time you are together remind him of how wet it made you when he used that wild tongue to lick you than kiss you
So a good next encounter might go like this:
You tell him you want to try something...he should do what you say...and only what you want him to do...staddle his lap on the sofa...kiss him gently...whisper in his ear "i like soft, slow kisses like these" ...practice playful kissing with him for a little while...any time he gets too creative reign him in (pun intended) and start him back on kissing you like. You can also tellhim in his ear that he should save the wild tongue for licking you later...keep it sexy and sort of dom so he isnt feeling critisized as much as just led.
Let him f*ck you (even whisper in his ear "f*ck me but dont cum till i say so")....before he cums take control again...push in down on to his back...then starting slow ride him making sure he has his arms wrapped around you or his shoulders are pinned down (I have had to pin limbs down before too)...being braced against the bed should help the convulsions. | |
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Posted: 3/27/2006 3:57:23 PM |
He's all TONGUE! His tongue was EVERYWHERE! Flipping his tongue as if it were having spasms!... He was kissing me, his tongue flailing about...DOWN my throat.
H*ll, a little retraining, I can't imagine why you couldn't put all that talent to perfectly good use... I'm sure you'll find a way to work this little dilemma out... | |
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Posted: 3/27/2006 4:39:23 PM | I have started to respond to this thread 4 times now but I cant stop laughing.
First thing get rid of the gum before you kiss any guy. Sorry but it takes away from the romance. Then I would do is have a very sexy, intimate but honest conversation about turn-ons and turn-offs.
It’s easy to start with a simple question, then sharing something you really like and then keep focused on the point of the conversation. I think if a lady I was interested in told me that my cologne was repulsive to her, I could live with it.
Maybe next time he has convulsions you could grab the phone and start dialing? Tell him he scared the h*ll out of you and you were calling 911? Be sincere, start CPR on him. Heeeeeeeeee might get the point.
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Posted: 3/27/2006 4:48:08 PM | Horse feathers..........wow a cross between Mr. Ed and the exorcist......... LOL
These forums are a hoot.......!!!!! | |
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Posted: 3/27/2006 5:11:52 PM | | laughing outragious.."oh my god" I actually am still frickken cracking up over this post...I'm curious did his head turn all the way around or just part way? Laughing still...jeeze | |
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Posted: 3/28/2006 11:17:59 AM | | ohhh ohhh show up wearing cowboy boots and chaps... i have a feeling he will like that | |
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Posted: 3/28/2006 11:44:47 AM | | if you like him, be truthfull. tell him what you like, and don't like. don't be a coward. if he is considerate of your needs after that, then it works out. if not, you move on. | |
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Posted: 3/28/2006 6:15:49 PM | | Seems like communicating what you want might be a good idea. We are needing to learn a new person, so why not help each other know what you like best. | |
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Posted: 3/28/2006 6:35:39 PM | ohmigod that's one of the funniest things I've read in a while....... I can't believe a guy would attempt anything like that for a very long time....
I would block him and not contact him again....... *snicker*....... heh..... and when he calls.....
and asks what's wrong..... what did he do?
just do "the sound".........
A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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Posted: 3/28/2006 7:03:37 PM | OMG OP LMAO!!!! Thank you for one of the best most honest realistic threads ever on POF!
It's about time someone stood up and told it like it really is instead of hiding behind careful politically correct words!!!
Have to admit though... I'm betting you'll be back for seconds just to see if it will happen agian.
So I'll answer in my careful politically correct way: LOL
You'll return to the ol watering hole until you get your fill. Then eventually it will just wear off and you won't be able to stand yourself or it ever again.
Until then....
Enjoy the ride!!! | |
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Posted: 3/28/2006 7:46:03 PM | | ROFLMFAO.....Oh, I'm sorry.....this thread was like a train wreck....I just couldn't look away! | |
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Posted: 3/29/2006 1:11:28 AM | I saw exactly that on an episode of 'Sex and the City.' Are you sure that is not where you get this from?
Carrie | |
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Posted: 3/29/2006 3:13:16 AM | great story.. thanks for sharing it....
well ok.. for the tongue bit... next time hes kissing you and hes all in your mouth.. pull back a bit and just say something like.. 'not too much tongue'... he probabbly has no idea u dont like it and will continue to kiss u like that until you say something.
as for the tongue in your ear... again.. its prob a fettish of his.. tell him you dont like it..
as for the convulsions.... wtf!!! u sure he wasnt just putting on a show? sounds completely off the wall. | |
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Posted: 3/29/2006 8:01:57 AM | | As a man, a firm understanding of any woman must first be understood. Start out with a full body massage, from her head to her toes, then comes the kissing, licking and sucking. Stimulate her mind, her sex drive, her skin with everything your able to think of. Remember guys, she's willing to be with you, that deserves everything you can give to her romantically and sexually. She might be into oral, giving and taking. I suggest, for her benefit, use something taisty, sweet, and keep using it until she squirms. Ever have a woman enjoy your talents by her desires to try to squeeze your head off with her legs? Just don't stop what your doing for her, she's going to love you for that one. Every time your with her like that, make it even a better experience than the last. Use your fingers, your palms, lips, teeth and if you wear a gottee, make sure it's not stubble. Having stubble and giving oral only causes her pain for the next few days. It's like having thorns or needles. Just make sure your giving all you can, because it is so special. Make sure she gets off, at least two times before your finished. Sex sober is also a great experience to have. What woman wants a drunk on top of her? | |
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Posted: 3/29/2006 8:23:08 AM | Well, if you want to see him again you are going to have to discuss the tongue situation. Bad kissers are a total turnoff, and it can be easily rectified with some encouraging words.
As far as the orgasims go, wear a helmet! LOL. Just kidding. I dated a guy who had the same type of orgasims. At first it was weird, but after the first couple of times I really started to enjoy it and then I got jelouse. I wish my orgasims were that powerful!
Seriously, do watch out for your head though. My guy and me bumped heads pretty good once when he was in this euphoric state of spasms. | |
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| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 3/29/2006 9:30:41 AM | | Women who require a man to be hung like a horse shouldn't complain when they find one. | |
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Posted: 3/29/2006 2:45:24 PM | Well fixing the kissing is easy.
When you guys are making out just take charge of the situation. When he starts in with slathering tongue, pull away from him, take his face in your hands and then kiss him the way you want him to kiss you. Repeat (and repeat) until he gets a clue and kisses you the way you want to be kissed and not the way his dog taught him. Most guys I've met appreciate skill and are happy to learn new tricks. Just give him a big smile when you first pull away so he knows you still think he's a great guy. (Grimacing and saying yuk are bad!!)
This advice presumes that you know what you're doing in the kiss department and you're not one of those dipsticks who just opens their mouth and waits for the guy to make things interesting. If you're not a great kisser then I can't help because I don't know how the blind can lead the blind!
As for the other thing - f#$%ed if I know!!!!
Learn to live with it or tell him it's kinda weird for you. Maybe he could suck air in instead of whinying!!
I wouldn't deal with these two behaviours during the same date - spread the critiques apart so you don't hurt his feelings or give him performance anxiety. | |
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Posted: 3/30/2006 2:57:01 PM | if I were in your situation I would tell him through body language and if he didn't get it then I'd tell him straight out what I liked and don't like. BUT ... be prepared for him to tell you what you did wrong or what he would like more of. Its one thing to give critism but its a completely different thing to receive it. And believe me ... if you criticise his performance then he will definitely criticise yours.
Good luck. | |
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