| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 3/30/2006 3:06:01 PM | | Everything else aside. I wanna know if you what you decided to do about it. It's been a week now, what't up? Did you get a saddle or move on? | |
|
| i do believe
Posted: 3/30/2006 3:10:35 PM | | i do believe you left your glasses home or did not wear your contacts..that wasn't a man..that was MR ED...SIGHHHH rda | |
|
| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 3/30/2006 4:28:57 PM |  omg girl i give u credit for posting this
just enjoy it !!!
trust me some don't use there tongue at all !!!!
p.s my guts r still sore from lmfao | |
|
| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 3/30/2006 9:16:12 PM | ROFL ! This has to be the most interesting thread I've read in a while ! Thank you !
I'm sure you were FABULOUS, but this person you're currently seeing was uninhibited enough to show his 'appreciation' for your talents.
Try a gag (silk scarves etc), make this into some fantasy (tie him up) and if he still shimmies and shakes and neighs (!), at least your stallion won't bolt like a wild mustang !
LOL | |
|
| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 3/30/2006 10:58:36 PM | You know I was going to tell you to run like the wind ...but then i thought about it
I'd mount that stallon and ride him .. let him buck ... keep that tongue action at bay by doing just what was recommended grab it with your mouth and hold it .. tell him "no"
Take control gurl.. he sounds like a decent sort .. but he needs a little control
| |
|
| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 3/30/2006 11:10:09 PM | I do have spurs, saddle and bridal ...just mount that guy and let him go crazy..watch out for the wagging tongue...lmao  | |
|
| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 4/1/2006 11:16:31 PM | Okay, here's the update: I've been seeing him...without the bridle, saddle or spurs. LOL
We've been out 3 times this week (including sex each time) and it's been fun. He's taming his kissing down a bit. Still a little more "tongue" (while kissing) than I'd like, but it's tolerable. Mind you, it's only when he really gets "passionate". I do like the fact that he's a little freaky about things...this goes a long way with me. Sex, man, there are NO complaints. I love being able to feel "that he's been there" the next day!!!!!!!! Again, sex is GREAT!!!! He did do the stallion thing again tonight, but hey...I'm looking at this in a different way too. I know he's enjoying getting off! I still wanted to giggle tonight (which he has caught me giggling quite a bit, he asks me what I'm giggling about...I just tell him he's cute), but I contained myself. That came out wrong. I've NEVER giggle "while" he was doing anything in particular. It's afterthoughts that make me giggle when nothing it going on.
So, I think I'll see where this goes.
POSITIVES:
1. He's a lot of fun to be with
2. He can carry a good conversation and no put me to sleep
3. We have a fair amount in common
4. So far, he's been a complete gentleman
5. He can cook! I LOVE a man that can cook! He fixed breakfast in bed for me this morning.
6. Sex is AWESOME
NEGATIVES:
1. Learning to deal with his "behaviors"
2. I don't know this yet, but he may have a control issue. This I'm getting from a couple of our conversations. THIS will have to be kept in check!!! I don't deal with a controlling man at ALL! So, flags are up.
There you have it, the positives outweigh the negatives. | |
|
| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 4/1/2006 11:53:20 PM | If only to be able to tell this story, and nothing else, life has been very kind to you.
Thanks to you, and your wonderful way of describing what happened, computer monitors all over the world have been covered in various beverages and perhaps ruined forever. 
Some women would have talked about exactly the same incident, and it would have come out as perhaps bitter and mocking. A simple reading of your words can give all of us a rather direct look at how special you indeed must be. To see the humour in it, and to enjoy it, is quite telling.
It speaks rather well of you as a person.
The best of luck to both of you. | |
|
| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 4/2/2006 12:22:49 AM | | How do you tell a man.....that you have been telling everyone else without his knowledge | |
|
| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 4/2/2006 9:13:02 AM | That is really funny, and scary, I think I know this guy..
I was with a guy a few years back who was 1) great in bed, had incredible stamina 2) Made this noise when orgasiming that at first I thought I was killing him, or he was sick, I wasnt sure, it was so loud that I heard my cats run for cover in the next room, and the looks on my neighbors faces the next day when I ran into them was very interesting.. It didnt sound like a horse, more like a deep yell.. I cant explain it.. I asked him once about it, and he said a girl he was with before liked it, so he kept on doing it, getting louder and louder, thinking it was a turn on for the woman he was with.. The sex and stamina was amazing, the loud noises I could have done without, when its not the persons natural noises. | |
|
| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 4/2/2006 9:16:16 AM | Dont mean to double post, but I also mean to say, Congrats, he sounds like a great catch, and your having fun! Thats all that matters.. :) I do like noises myself, as I mentioned, when its natural.. ;)
PS.. Now you have me thinking about that guy I used to know, and I am incredibly horny.. Damm he was good..
| |
|
| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 4/2/2006 10:19:58 AM | LOL.. Yeeee haw!! Too funny... You need to talk to him about it..but with the constructive feedback always throw in the positive things you like about him... Thanks to everyone for making me crack a gut today!!  | |
|
| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 4/2/2006 11:09:11 AM | Yes indeed. OMG this is the most funniest thing I have ever read in open forum. Thank you for the laugh. Not laughing at you but with you. Your post was so delightful and I see that many on here also enjoyed your honesty and foreright approach about it. I still can't stop laughing, only because I can visualize it and I completely lose it !!!! hhahaaahahhaa I would keep that guy around, if for nothing else the great sex and comical entertainment. Just kidding, but you know what I mean. It's wonderful that he is so expressive, but yeah the "all tongue thingie" would definately turn me off. However, you can teach that horsey to keep his tongue at bay. I have to agree with another poster here, I would rather have that then wondering........are you done yet? LOLOLOLOL
I would buy him some carrots and reward him when he doesn't whinny ;) hehehehhe
Actually I am jealous of you, his rather unusual display of his orgasm, the enthusiasm beats sleeping with a rock, that turns over and snores so loud you wish you could be on another planet !!!! At least he moves and and more alive than a tree stump LMAO
Ride out into the sunset with this cowboy. | |
|
| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 4/2/2006 6:06:46 PM | I'm jealous. That sounds ... interesting.
At least you know he's enjoying himself. ; )
Damned if someone else didn't have the idea of gagging him... lol.
Guys seem to like it when you tell them what to do and what you like or don't like, so that advice is always good. (although someone else said that before I got here -- I feel like the late comer... ha! Sorry, I'll compose myself.)
Well, as for the too much tongue thing -- when he does it pull back a little and say "Save that for two floors down..." and then smile.
I don't think it's that funny when reading it -- I just think it sounds... Let's just say I'm getting hungry... ha!
~Lu.
Remember to smile!!! = )
P.S. If the sex is that good, don't give that sh*t up.
(Especially not for some noises, a little wetness, and some vibrations -- people pay good money for that... ha!)
^ (I think positive thoughts  ) | |
|
| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 4/2/2006 6:17:39 PM | | Too much information I think... Keep this sort of mocking for hen nights with your girlfriends and not for a public forum where enough detail was given to possibly identify the guy. And remember - what goes around comes around.... | |
|
| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 4/2/2006 7:59:58 PM | | Omg you're dating an alien! I'm sorry but reading this really made me feel a lot better... A spasming tongue down your throat? Nasty... surprised he didn't tickle your tonsel and make you puke lol. Ummmm. tell him to reciprocate what you do, and kiss him the way you want to be kissed. If he can't handle that/learn real quick, then I think you'll always be disturbed... and maybe to the point where it could put you off other men too. Oh there's more people out there with the proper equipment to do the job... | |
|
| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 4/2/2006 8:19:20 PM | | I just gotta say this is the funniest thread I've ever read.........I'm not sure I could have kept a straight face when he was making his whiny noise...............best laugh I've had in a long time.............lol | |
|
| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 4/2/2006 11:55:25 PM | yep that pretty much the funniest phukkin thing I've read on here...
the tounge thing just tell him to bite down and save that sucker for the auzzie kisses. as for Mr. Ed...lmfao makes me wanna**** doodle doo an entire farm just for the shere purpose of letting it all go. I'm dieing here , tears running Im laughing so hard... | |
|
| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 4/4/2006 5:53:46 AM | HEY HEY HEY.....or HAY HAY HAY!!! Thats all I can say!
Make sure you have lots on hand!  | |
|
debedo
|
Joined: 3/14/2006
Msg: 70 | |
| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 4/4/2006 12:13:33 PM | Damn girl!!...the way yew tell it, is too damn funny!
I never laughed so hard!.....good thing I was drinkn' water...cleaned up nicely...
Honestly, I dunno what I would have done.....probably would have looked at em' like....."yew okay cowboy"?/lmao
Hmm, so the remaining question seems to be....
"how to get this man to use this tongue action to please yew and how to keep his head from rolln' round like a theme from the exorcism"/lmao
#1...take charge,....when he leans in for the kiss....grab the pony by the ears....and ya know, suggest there are many other ways yew can take a lickn'.
"communication" will getcha what you want!
#2...when his head starts a rolln'....close yer eyes, don't peek if it scares yew 
Seriously tho...if you two "click" and things are great....hold on to it sweetie!
I can think of better ways to trip over yerself gettn' away from a strange one....this sounds harmless and can be werked on for improving.
It may be difficult to bring to his attention....but worth the time and communication needed to get that pony to ride....to your stride. | |
|
debedo
|
Joined: 3/14/2006
Msg: 71 | |
| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 4/4/2006 12:28:54 PM | typoooo....oopsie
not "exorcism"....what the hell???
...meant to say..."The Exorcist" ....tee hee | |
|
| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 4/4/2006 6:06:35 PM | lol
Ok I have a solution all laughing aside.
Do the 'take control thing' on night, tie him up, show him how you want it. As for the vocals, may I suggest loud music? | |
|
| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 4/4/2006 6:13:02 PM | I would excerice caution and just take things day by day.
I know he is not the only one to do that, so others also do those sort of things and things are well with them.
Just be careful and again take things slowly. | |
|
| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 4/4/2006 8:21:58 PM | Hrm.. I don't think I speak for any men other than myself when I say, just tell him.
But here's one way coax him. Go about it saying "Oh wow! It looks like it was pretty good for you. Set him up to ask you how it was for you. Then you can say I really liked it, although i'd like to see the softer, slower side of tongue action, and then after that you can bury that fekken horse! WHAT the HELL is THAT!? (just kidding). :) He sounds like he's one of them porn trained types. If he watches a lot of porn, that'll explain the tongue and excessive orgasmic displays. I'll laugh if I find out he does all that stuff and is just a dribbler rather than a shooter. :)
SL | |
|
| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 4/4/2006 10:44:47 PM | | I HATE tongue in ears!!!! And if a man kisses like that.. I'd run!!! I bet you were soaked with slobber!! Ummm... i had a guy do something like that... I decided it wasn't that damn good to me so I moved on... NEXT!!! | |
|
Home
login 
