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Posted: 4/5/2006 2:19:29 PM | OH MY GOD ... i've never laughed so hard...
my stomach really hurts because i've had to laugh my ass off quietly so the kids don't come running to see whats so funny.
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Posted: 4/5/2006 5:46:02 PM | LMAO, I love this thread! Since you've mentioned that you both seem comfortable experimenting in the bedroom, have you ever thought of video taping his next O, just so he can see what he looks like? Or maybe a mirror in the headboard? If he can see himself from someone else's point of view, he might just tame the barn yard act...
Just a thought. On the other hand, if he gets you there and you can live with the circus act, then enjoy!! | |
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Posted: 4/5/2006 6:00:48 PM | OMG, LMAO, not sure which is funnier the OP or the responses. I just keep thinking about that tongue. EWWWW, then, AHHHHH. | |
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| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 4/5/2006 6:12:06 PM | OMG, I went out with a guy, 2x, and the first time we went out, we kinda hit it off, so we ended up making out in my car. His toungue was EVERYWHERE! He kept rubbing his tongue and his beard stubble all over my lips, he actually left marks on my face! He totally chapped my lips, it got all red and peel-ly! I think he tried to eat my face! If there weren't a ton of other things about him that bugged me, I would have attempted to change his "habits", but I wasn't really that into him, so I never called him again!
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Posted: 4/5/2006 6:12:58 PM | | OMG, LMAO, not sure which is funnier the OP or the responses. I just keep thinking about that tongue. EWWWW, then, AHHHHH. SORRY DUPED IT! | |
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Posted: 4/5/2006 7:26:58 PM | oh my! thats probably the worst thing that could ever happen! hahah im grossed out when guys do that...i have experiences like that and think i could get past the whole "tongue" part...but trust me u dont...i get chills even thinking about it.
hahah this is one of the funniest posts (no offense) becasue i think we have all encountered moments where u are like WTF! honestly i would probably laugh my ass off at him or never talk to him again!
Avoid him most likely... | |
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Posted: 4/5/2006 7:47:10 PM | | Me too! I broke up someone because he was such a bad french kisser - too much tongue is too much tongue! | |
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Posted: 4/5/2006 9:37:21 PM | | Something just as bad.. is when a man kisses you.. (french) and his tongue is "hard" like he's trying to stick a hole through your cheek or something. Is it because he's tense??? I don't like it... | |
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Posted: 4/7/2006 11:58:17 PM | Dare I tell you more?
Dating this guy has been quite an experience. He's a lot of fun to be with for the most part. Is this all about sex? I don't know yet. I still need to learn a lot about him. Although, as far as the sex goes, it's GREAT!!!! I think I may have to post another thread in the sex and dating forum. Yeah, that's what I'll do. You can follow up there. | |
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Posted: 4/8/2006 5:00:18 AM | Well if you're really interested...maybe you can put his "tongue" to other uses..
Still just LMAO!!! | |
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Posted: 4/8/2006 5:27:40 AM |
Next time you have to bring chaps so you can ride the horse? lol. What the hell? That's great! If I can't stand a girl on the date but I get her drunk enough to fuk me...at the end of my orgasm I start making horse noises and bang my head like I'm in a 80's buttband. ROFL. But such a great way to make sure you don't see her again...w00t!
Thanks..
I'm sooo using that one.
LMFAO!!!!! Good IDEA!!!! | |
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Posted: 4/10/2006 7:00:57 PM | | I think honesty is the best policy of course being tactful is needless to say You, he and all of us desire different types of foreplay If the "ever powerful" tongue is not your idea of the greatest foreplay simply and nicely tell him | |
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Posted: 4/10/2006 8:05:38 PM | | Your right, the positives outnumber the negatives but.........you picked up on something that caused you to put the flags up. If you have red flags at this stage of the game its time to open the gate and let the horse go ( for lack of better words) Listen to your gut feeling on this point, you won't regret it.... | |
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Posted: 4/24/2006 6:51:57 PM | Get the chaps, get the crop and .... Save a horse, ride a cowboy 
as for the tongue ... man, wasting a tongue like that on ears?
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Posted: 4/24/2006 7:51:29 PM | OMG OP ~ you get credit for being so honest. There is NO way I would have told this story out loud (or in writing.)
You can tell him that you have always wanted to be a Dominatrix, stick a ball-gag in his mouth, tie him up and gain complete control of the strange (for lack of a better term) behaviors. You'd have to make sure he doesn't choke on his own tongue though!!!!  | |
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Posted: 4/24/2006 10:10:49 PM | What a site, this is the best laugh I've had in a while!
You've got all you need right here; 1) take control, gag & restrain him telling him all the while how YOU like it. 2) try the freak out & start CPR option. 3) chaps & reighns sound kinda fun & don't forget the boots! 4) Have a sexy talk on turn ons/turn offs.
If you do the video be sure and wipe that look of repulsion from your face after he's irrigated your ear!
All in all, I'd be resourceful, find a way to communicate your dislike & surprise at his weird behaviors and enjoy the rest for all it's worth! | |
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Posted: 4/24/2006 11:27:13 PM | ...OMG!...Another thread to be filed in the POF archives!............
I would've re-directed his mouth & tongue elsewhere...
(though if they can't kiss,it's not going anywhere else!)... ...
Were you using a horse whip on him?............................
Well,you released the animal in him...
whiney or roar...animal or beast.......
You had it going on apparently!........
Dale Evans & Roy Rogers...Rides again!......... | |
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| How do you tell a man.....
Posted: 4/25/2006 12:08:15 AM | | Honey ever rode a wild bronc? Grab a saddle and learn how to tighten the reigns! At least he is considerate enough to get you off! | |
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Posted: 4/25/2006 12:20:21 AM | Okay ... I have no idea how I'd handle the "horse" thing, but the tongue thing! I would have to tell him he needs to cool it with that. I don't want any tongue anything in my ear, so I know I'd say something about that.
The "horse" thing ... it sounds like he has no control over what kind of noise he makes when he's under the influence of his big "O". I'd say you probably shouldn't say anything about that ... if you really like him, then it's not a big deal. We all have to be accepting of each other and how we respond when we're there ... right?
But if the tongue thing bothers you, you should probably say something. | |
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Posted: 4/25/2006 12:25:00 AM | | The more I thought about this.. the more I have to agree... if he wants to use his tongue that much... move it SOUTH!!! Maybe if he tires it out down there he'll ease up a bit on the face and ears... yuk.. I just hate a wet face... | |
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Posted: 4/25/2006 6:35:34 AM | | Seriously, that tongue thing needs to be worked out. My ex did this really bizarre lizard thing (I still have NO clue what the h$ll that was about...ewwww) and in the end, I HATED kissing him, I refused actually. Sometimes people are not rehabilitatable!!! But as time goes on, and sex becomes more familiar and even routine at times, kissing is needed. Of the 10 top worst-kissing-tactics, the lizard and the out of control tongue were #1 and #2 on the list. Ewww, I have heebies just thinking about it!!! | |
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Posted: 9/28/2006 4:30:46 PM | I got a good laugh out of your post. Hope he never gets on POF and finds it.
Call him "ponyboy".
Never heard of making a little racket in the sack? Daddy likes to whinny.
Tell him nicely while not in the heat of action that you don't want so much tongue. Or, in heat of action, gently guide him to where his tongue will do you some good. If nothing else, go for a foot tonguebath. The ear deal... I've read that guys love to be frenched in the ear (I do), but women don't. Difference between the sexes. If it gets bad enough, put some cayanne pepper in your ears.
Most guys are doing the best they know how and will be glad to get some tactful guidence.
Happy Trails to You,
'til we meet again,
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