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Posted: 1/18/2008 9:33:43 PM |
I'll just stick my head in and wiggle my ears.
I would pay to see that! | |
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Posted: 1/18/2008 9:56:30 PM | | haha wow... this is a interesting question.. | |
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Posted: 1/18/2008 11:05:57 PM | A good test for vagina size, is throw her out of a plane with no pants on at 10,000feet, if she whistles all the way down,. she's too big...
Possible cures:
buy a 5lb ham,.. remove the bone,.. install ham as "shim"..
Use alum block as a vaginal suppository overnight...
Buy an oak dowel at the hardware store, wrap in saran wrap,. insert, and super-glue around surrounding area, until dowel until dowel withdraws only with a firm pull...
If above methods fail,.. flip over...   | |
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Posted: 1/18/2008 11:12:40 PM | RE: First post.
lmao Loose and size have no correlation when it comes to vaginas friend. Internal body pressure would prevent a gaping air filled cylinder to exist within that part of a womans body. Gahahahah. Its about the muscles. Perhaps you're just too small for her to even INVOLUNTARILY clench. Or perhaps shes not aroused. I dont know. But... Ive taken my pleasure from... a good number of women and NEVER encountered this problem I CONSTANTLY here about... its very telling that Ive never heard a woman make this complaint. Especially considering that women love nothing better than to complain about their bodies. Hahahaha. ^_^ | |
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Posted: 1/19/2008 2:00:43 AM | | Does that mean, that women should start lying about their vagina size, just like men and their penii? | |
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Posted: 1/19/2008 2:03:33 AM | Why yes, I am changing my screen name to microtw*t69.
I think if I do this, I will get lots of hot guys. Hot guys with tiny packages. | |
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Posted: 1/19/2008 2:04:22 PM | big or small i love them all!!!!!!!!!! | |
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Posted: 1/19/2008 2:54:17 PM | as far as i have heard men already do discriminate against women for being loose...i dont know how many times i have heard guys think that if a woman has had kids then she is loose or if she is fat then she's loose..what a load of shit...
i dont care if someone has an average or small penis as long as they know what to do with it, anyone i have been with who was larger just ended up hurting me, and painfull sex is not fun. further more i have had guys get mad at me because i was too tight and after sex we were both sore all night...funny because i have had kids myself so i guess that throws the kid theory out the window.....
as far as i have heard it is true women come in different sizes too just like men, and i think it is just so rude to refer to a woman being loose or **** about a man having a small penis thats so disrespectful for either one | |
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Posted: 1/19/2008 5:22:50 PM | We're talking about the whole vagina, not just the opening, right? I have found that most openings are roughly the same size. The lips and the flesh around it definitely varies, though. Usually the clitoris is pretty easy to find, right there under the hood. I was with a girl recently, however, whose vagina was so fleshy that I really had to dig around to find her clitoris. Her lips were also big and fat, and it took all of my fingers to part them, not just the usual pointer and middle finger. I'm not saying it was bad. I'm just saying that it was challenging and different. | |
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Posted: 1/19/2008 5:51:44 PM | I don't think tighter is always better, no. Actually I think a girl can be too tight. I've had this experience a few times in the past and it was actually quite uncomfortable.  | |
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Posted: 1/19/2008 6:27:29 PM | | Then you are parking your boots under the wrong bed. The garage is not accomidating and she needs a different fellow .Some ladies are built larger not a matter of loose!Personally, I dont date the some guy long once I find out because not relationship lasts without everypart of life happy.some guys some tall and handsome not very endowed just like some are short and very able to accommidate. Rare but possible.And many times it does depend on what your pleasures are.Or possible you just need a virgin. Good luck cause these days past 13 not many!Of course always the females fault to hear from the man's side. We are used to it but you ever hear women laughing telling the others about small worlds well its about how well endowed and who not to date just like you guys use the term loose.It's not about used in many cases just built to take care of the unsuspecting .Not meant as an insult just being truthful . And by the way even petite ladies ain't always small nor big ladies loose as you think. And even those ladies that are built larger may not have had children yet or small might have 3 plus and still have issues. And if you want and not chemically attracted well sex is terrible. Many pretend orgasms to just get it over with. And the other thing that counts if how you use what God gave you and if the situation is for both allows both to enjoy and not be interferred with.And if one of you is feeling under the weather but went out any way it will affect the sex. And I do look at hand sizes first many times. | |
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Posted: 1/19/2008 7:07:00 PM | | Just watch the way they walk...its a dead give away. If she takes big steps, Its tight as a banjo string. If she takes little bitty pitter patter steps, shes afraid her guts will fall out | |
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Posted: 1/19/2008 7:10:36 PM | | I have to honestly fess up though......The worst I ever had was great stuff. | |
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Posted: 1/19/2008 7:35:46 PM |
A bad musician always blames his instrument...
priceless
Just watch the way they walk...its a dead give away. If she takes big steps, Its tight as a banjo string. If she takes little bitty pitter patter steps, shes afraid her guts will fall out
i hope this was a sarcastic joke and not someone that actually believed that
LOL
the kamasutra classifies both male and female organs from 'rabbit' size to 'elephant', if i remember correctly.
there is such a thing as sexual compatibility. size does matter, but because of that.
if the two partners r too far apart on that scale (for example a rabbit male w a elephant female or vice versa), u know u got problems.
doesnt mean its a deal breaker though, after all, we judge rels by percentage, and if u got 80% awesome, who the f*** cares about size, which brings me back to the musician/instrument comparison | |
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Posted: 1/19/2008 8:10:35 PM | | OMG. is all i have to say bout that! | |
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Posted: 1/19/2008 11:01:48 PM |
if you tie up lovingly ~ thoroughly & carefully a few loose ends then the result will be tailor-made.
Excellent incentive to consider a relationship that *does* have a few "strings" attached 
(neckties too) | |
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Posted: 1/19/2008 11:28:22 PM | | reminds me of another joke. Dave is getting married to Mable but he is very inexperienced so Dad sends him off the farm to the local house of ill repute and tells the mama-san to teach him a 69 so he can go down on Mable on their wedding night. So Dave turns up and the lady says go in that room get your gear off and get on the bed. She comes in and lies next to him so they are in the position and goes to work on him while telling him where to put his tongue etc: a little while later she is so getting into it that she completely relaxes and unfortunately 'farts'. horrified she says Dave are you ok, sorry, please go back to work, so Dave again dives in with enthusiasm until a little while later she again flatulates, Oh my god so sorry Dave are you all right, to wit Dave replies yeah but I dont know if I can handle another 67 of those! | |
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Posted: 1/20/2008 12:00:40 AM |
the best is when you urine you try to keep the urine from flowing down to the count of 10 and increase the numbers as high as you can... you will see results because you will be able to hold that urine .. this is great for sex ,but also it's great for us ladies for our older age as our bladder weakens we lose the ability to control the urine ,
I just had to jump in here and say that you should never ever ever do what this person suggests.
First of all "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_exercise"
and quoting from there.
"The pubococcygeal muscles are those used to stop the flow of urine during urination, and they may be easily identified in this way. However, after the muscle has been identified, practicing Kegel exercises during urination is not recommended, as this could lead to a urinary tract infection."
I teach this exercise to the ladies they love it ...
I seriously hope you're not serious.
-Sinful | |
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Posted: 1/20/2008 5:44:15 AM | i once had a friend who said his wifes lips down there were so big,that he could cut em off and make a pair of moccasins,lol | |
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Posted: 1/20/2008 7:51:43 AM | | I sooooooooooooo loved this thread, it totaly had me weeping in fits of laugther | |
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| Vagina Size and your OBGYN
Posted: 1/20/2008 9:16:18 AM | There is a reason that OBGYN offices stock speculums in: Small, Medium, large, X-large and Bovine sizes...
Yes, all womans bodies can streatch to have children.. but, they all return to different normal sizes...
We men do notice differences between woman...
Jeff | |
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Posted: 1/20/2008 9:43:31 AM | Well I for one consider good sex all the waking hours before and after penetration - so penis size and vagina size end up being but a tiny fraction of what pleases! End result does it really matter in the big scheme of things?  | |
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Posted: 1/20/2008 11:45:56 AM | when i was younger I had sex with a much older larger woman...I ddint feel anything and was plugging away for hours...she thought I was remarkable...I was actually just not feeling anything.....lol I think size matters but only in compatibility.
thank goodness...not had that experience since...it really is pretty disquieting! lol Anyway...size only matters otherwise if you are not confident in yourself as a person. | |
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