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 shai2L8
Joined: 1/17/2006
Msg: 51
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I'm amazed at how well you avoid thinking
 Pasada
Joined: 2/2/2006
Msg: 52
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/19/2006 7:50:11 PM
There have been several close approximations to my personal mountain-borne favorite, but not the original: "Dumber 'n a box of rocks."

"Poor dear. Your synapses don't appear to be firing in succession."
 Cameldriver
Joined: 2/2/2005
Msg: 53
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/19/2006 8:34:11 PM
It's just a hat rack - isn't it?
 Ginger_Vitus
Joined: 4/9/2006
Msg: 54
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/19/2006 9:08:50 PM
Too much thinking causes wrinkles. Boy, you have great skin!
 ~*~This Magic Moment~*~
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 55
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/20/2006 12:13:21 AM
....lol...well you know ppl say that you should never under-estimate stupid ppl in large groups...its probably best you go make some friends....
 Lynlin1957
Joined: 2/21/2006
Msg: 56
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Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/20/2006 4:05:48 AM
Dumber than dirt, denser than clay.

You must be about 40 pickles short of a barrel.
 ~*~This Magic Moment~*~
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 57
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/20/2006 9:46:24 AM
are you related to special ed on krank yankers???? Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! lol...ok that was a far fetch...but you CANT say i didnt try.... i need seriously...i'm WAAAY too random ja ja ja...bet you are all looking at this thinking "que los infeirno!?"
 ms_blueeyes
Joined: 3/23/2006
Msg: 58
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/20/2006 12:45:33 PM
I use this one at work:

You know, it will be easier to sit when you don't have your head up your butt.
 ~*~This Magic Moment~*~
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 59
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/20/2006 1:42:13 PM
i hate it when ppl purposely are stupid enough to stand in front of a tv or something you are watching...how dense can you get...during those times i say....hey stupid! are you re-enacting the role of a door or a window...cuz you make a better door to be honest...really...so go act like a door somewhere else!...lol
 Crane Man
Joined: 10/22/2005
Msg: 60
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/20/2006 2:26:18 PM
Excuse me but is your middle name Forrest?
You think the way I S***T, slow, sloppy and not too often.
 ~*~This Magic Moment~*~
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 61
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/20/2006 5:06:32 PM
is that as far as you can count or is it your GPA from high school? honestly its pretty bad if you mess up before you get to the number 4.....j
 shai2L8
Joined: 1/17/2006
Msg: 62
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/20/2006 5:44:30 PM
your ability to articulate never ceases to amaze

*hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy*
 shai2L8
Joined: 1/17/2006
Msg: 63
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/20/2006 8:16:04 PM
^^^^^^^^^ ha ha ha


 b1ragdoll
Joined: 4/9/2006
Msg: 64
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/21/2006 1:10:36 AM
1.Their not fireing on all eight cylinders

2.If brains were dynamite , you couldn't blow your nose

3.For whom the bell tolls, Get the door dummy its the door bell

4.And my personal favorite " Boy you just ain't right , are you?"

5.Did you brother kick you out of the stupid tree , and you hit every branch on the way down?

6.For god sake just open the dam orange juice and drink it stop staring at it

7.Your dumber then a door knob

8.Omg they shaved a yette and taught it to talk

thanks enjoy
 mycorosso
Joined: 1/11/2005
Msg: 65
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/21/2006 3:22:57 AM
You can't even spell I.Q.

Your family tree doesn't have too many branches on it, huh?
 mycorosso
Joined: 1/11/2005
Msg: 66
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/21/2006 3:24:02 AM
Did you walk to school or pack a lunch?

hang in touch, keep in there!
 ~*~This Magic Moment~*~
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 67
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/21/2006 9:10:53 AM
My one ex BF got let go from his job at Radio Shack because the manager was told about him going to work high when he did ecstasy the night before (give me time this IS on topic) lol...okay...first off why would he be stupid enough to do x if he knew he had to work the day after...especially cuz he took a TRIPLE stack...(thats 3 pills combined into one) i couldnt help myself...i had to ask....lol....."how did your boss find out?" oh god....this is his reply...."some kid pressed a recorder on an electronic toy....and i was on my cell phone talking about it to a friend when i was making a deal to buy more" ....what am i suppose to say that is diplomatic to this?????....honestly...u might as well just be blunt...lol...but THIS is what i said....."maybe you should be more careful of what kind of banana's you decide to consume" lol cuz the pills he took that night were called "yellow banana's"....lmao....diplomatic enough????
 ~*~This Magic Moment~*~
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 68
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/21/2006 9:13:46 AM
OT


lol...change all those "I" to "he" on the cell phone part...oh God...honestly i had NOTHING to do with it...i got confused...i just woke up give me a break...just wanted to make sure everyone got the story straight ....i know reading that AFTER i posted it confused me too....lol
 shai2L8
Joined: 1/17/2006
Msg: 69
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/21/2006 1:55:13 PM
^^^ ha ha ha

*fart*

ha ha ha

ooppsss

damn i hate when that happens when i laugh
 Dahliakitten
Joined: 10/14/2005
Msg: 70
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Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/21/2006 6:17:53 PM
Can a alien be a Canadian related to the alien monkey virus?
Are you living with a Canadian mountain man ? I can tell.
Poly wants a cracker and your brains too.
 ortho man
Joined: 4/2/2006
Msg: 71
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Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/22/2006 6:57:53 AM
are you on dial up?
 Wondermutt
Joined: 2/2/2006
Msg: 72
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/22/2006 12:01:20 PM
*Please insert as message 63*

"In order to thank you for all of your hard work, I asked the boss to promote you to the mail room."

*please insert as message 71*

I was on the couch with my hunny, when from across the room came the distinct sound, an enormous dog fart. She asked, "Did your dog just fart?" I replied, "No, I can throw my voice." "Oh, okay."

The Topiary Cow Hates Working in The Mail Room.
 shai2L8
Joined: 1/17/2006
Msg: 73
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/22/2006 4:32:56 PM
thank you wonder.. with your short hiatus I'm sure everyone thought I was not only insane, but a wee bit gross..

lmao

for the Topiary Cow
 margoe
Joined: 2/10/2006
Msg: 74
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/22/2006 4:48:27 PM
How about this one -Someone stole your identity -and gave it back!
 shai2L8
Joined: 1/17/2006
Msg: 75
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/22/2006 5:02:39 PM
ways to say they are stupid diplomatically?


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