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Posted: 5/3/2008 2:49:16 PM | I plan on living forever, so far so good.  | |
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Posted: 5/3/2008 2:59:23 PM | My fav quote is "some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything but they make you laugh when pushed down the stairs"  | |
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Posted: 5/3/2008 5:25:04 PM | These are so common I thought someone would have posted them...lol
These are my rules to live by and they help
1 - Don't sweat the small stuff
2 - What goes around comes around and bites them in the arse
3 - Best form of revenge is to walk away wave and smile (it seriously pisses them off, what have they got to complain about?) | |
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Posted: 5/4/2008 5:50:17 AM | | The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work. | |
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Posted: 5/4/2008 6:31:03 AM | | One day you're going to wake up and realize how much you love me, but when that day comes, I'll be waking up with the guy that already knew | |
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Posted: 5/4/2008 6:32:34 AM | | Its better to sleep for 100 years and be awoken with a kiss by the RIGHT PRINCE than to 2 stay awake and be kissed a 100 times by a WRONG FROG! | |
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Posted: 5/4/2008 6:37:30 AM | | If the world didn't suck........we'd fall off. | |
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Posted: 5/4/2008 7:18:06 AM | We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us really happy is something to be enthusiastic about”
Charles Kingsley | |
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Posted: 5/4/2008 5:20:00 PM | I thought things were bad because I had no shoes till I saw a man with no feet.
Everything happens for a reason.
A friend is someone who is there for you when you get into trouble BUT a true friend will be sitting beside you in the watch house going bugger we shouldn't have done that.
Better to say Sh*t I shouldn't have done that than say Sh*t I wished I had of done that.
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Posted: 5/4/2008 7:14:26 PM | | Light travels faster than sound.........that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. | |
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Posted: 5/4/2008 10:23:21 PM | For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.  | |
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Posted: 5/5/2008 3:33:38 AM | The biggest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist!!
Kaiser Schoze | |
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Posted: 5/5/2008 6:52:50 AM | | Listen to the cry of a woman in labor at the hour of giving birth - look at the dying man's struggle at his last extremity, and then tell me whether something that begins and ends thus could be intended for enjoyment. | |
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Posted: 5/5/2008 9:49:21 AM | | Never criticise someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. Then if they get angry you're a mile away and have their shoes. | |
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Joined: 4/20/2008
Msg: 91 | |
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Posted: 5/5/2008 11:24:41 AM | There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!
Richard P. Feynman | |
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Posted: 5/6/2008 4:04:34 AM | | Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forgive the ones who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it. | |
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Posted: 5/6/2008 4:21:22 AM | To See a World in a Grain of Sand,
And Heaven in a Wild Flower.
Hold Infinity in the Palm of your Hand,
And Eternity in an Hour.
William Blake (Augeries of Innocence) | |
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Hagars
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Joined: 4/20/2008
Msg: 94 | |
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Posted: 5/6/2008 4:32:07 AM | Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage
Ambrose Bierce: | |
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Posted: 5/6/2008 5:04:37 AM | Women Are Angels... But Marriage is the Devil.
Byron | |
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Posted: 5/6/2008 7:34:53 AM | There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
- Bart Simpson | |
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Posted: 5/7/2008 3:13:14 AM | | starting to see a pattern here lyingcheat | |
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Posted: 5/7/2008 7:16:13 AM | | Support bacteria..........it's the only culture some people have. | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 4:09:39 AM | | It is better to be a live chicken than a dead hero. | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 7:21:09 AM | | Cigarettes weren't bad for you........until they invented fire. | |
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