| Quote of the Week Posted: 6/30/2008 3:24:38 AM | | "Taking advantage of opportunities without regard for the consequences for others may make you famous, but the minute you do that you've sold your soul to the devil" | |
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| Quote of the Week Posted: 6/30/2008 3:52:31 AM | Audrey Hepburn: Don't live every day like it's your last. Live everyday as if it is a gift.
Joan Rivers: If god had meant me to exercise, he would have laid diamonds at my feet. | |
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Hagars
| Joined: 4/20/2008 Msg: 153 | |
| Quote of the Week Posted: 6/30/2008 10:16:56 PM | Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. George S. Patton | |
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| Quote of the Week Posted: 7/1/2008 6:41:19 PM | You're nuttier than a squirrel turd!
*Think about it for a minute..... really a great analogy lol | |
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| Quote of the Week Posted: 7/10/2008 6:19:21 PM | | Words which are beautiful are seldom true!! | |
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| Quote of the Week Posted: 7/10/2008 6:20:37 PM | | A leather bag is nothing, nor is a bucket nor a brain. They only become useful when something is put into them!! | |
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Hagars
| Joined: 4/20/2008 Msg: 157 | |
| Quote of the Week Posted: 7/10/2008 7:20:49 PM | Making love is like hitting a baseball. You just gotta relax and concentrate. Susan Sarandon | |
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| Quote of the Week Posted: 7/11/2008 2:18:09 AM | | "he looked about as uncomfortable as a penguin in a microwave"...Sid Waddell (He's apparently a rather famous broadcaster of darts) being interviewed by a talking head on ABC radio today. | |
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Hagars
| Joined: 4/20/2008 Msg: 159 | |
| Quote of the Week Posted: 7/11/2008 5:04:40 AM | If you just set out to be liked, you would be prepared to compromise on anything at any time, and you would achieve nothing. Margaret Thatcher | |
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| Quote of the Week Posted: 7/26/2008 8:22:03 PM | Confuscious say........Never get drunk and sit too close to a bonfire or you will end up with lots of little burn holes in your shirt. Or should it be never get drunk and sit anywhere near a bonfire when a woman is packing it full of a mountain of dried up palm fronds. Hilly 2008 | |
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Naamah
| Joined: 11/22/2007 Msg: 161 | |
| Quote of the Week Posted: 7/26/2008 8:39:06 PM | Well may hee smell fire, whose gowne burnes. [Well may he smell fire, whose gown burns.] George Herbert
Fire that's closest kept burns most of all. William Shakespeare.
How come you lot p1ssed off and left me with all the cleaning up to do? Naamah. | |
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| Quote of the Week Posted: 7/26/2008 9:25:05 PM | He who creatith the ashes must clear the ashes. Mother Theresa
A warm wind will spread the ashes of the flames. Marie Curie | |
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Naamah
| Joined: 11/22/2007 Msg: 163 | |
| Quote of the Week Posted: 7/26/2008 9:39:38 PM |
He who creatith the ashes must clear the ashes. Mother Theresa Damn that woman!
At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. Rose Macaulay
People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. Margaret Mahy
I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. Roseanne Barr | |
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| Quote of the Week Posted: 7/26/2008 11:28:28 PM | “When making a fire people like to join you, when cleaning the ashes you are often alone” African Proverb
I folded all the blankets nicely for you woman ..........my work there was done! | |
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| Quote of the Week Posted: 7/27/2008 12:13:41 AM | thine washing of dishes be quickly forgotten.
Old Irish saying muttered by a tired crazy woman I met this morning | |
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| Quote of the Week Posted: 7/27/2008 12:25:54 AM | When the woes of prison are burnt in the pyre, the joys of rebirth and the egg should be left undisturbed.... Fat b@stard at the fire
We couldn't play with fate or the unknown.....Please don't tell me anyone disturbed the pheonix!!!!! | |
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| Quote of the Week Posted: 7/27/2008 4:49:38 AM | | Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a night. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life. | |
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| Quote of the Week Posted: 7/27/2008 7:14:33 AM |
...Set a man on fire...for the rest of his life. Which for Joan of Arc and the average person is about 2 to 4 minutes. | |
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Naamah
| Joined: 11/22/2007 Msg: 169 | |
| Quote of the Week Posted: 7/28/2008 3:06:28 AM |
Please don't tell me anyone disturbed the pheonix!!!!! Phoenix? That was probably a chicken. What the hell were you drinking?
“Change is the constant, the signal for rebirth, the egg of the phoenix” Christina Baldwin. Or was it LC?  | |
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| Quote of the Week Posted: 7/28/2008 3:10:44 AM | That Lying Cheat is "da man"!!!!!!!!
Mind you, all the bonfire crowd were great. Well except for Hilly and Shell....Damn drunkard party animals. | |
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| Quote of the Week Posted: 7/28/2008 3:20:52 AM | I stole this one from my desk calendar, so true!
'Don't mention rhinoceros when no tree nearby'
African Proverb
Cheers, Deepy | |
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| Quote of the Week Posted: 7/29/2008 2:54:20 AM | “Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?” ~Warren Hutcherson | |
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| Quote of the Week Posted: 7/29/2008 3:12:18 AM | man who walk through airport door side ways, is going to bangkok
man who go to bed with itchi bum, wake up with smelly finger | |
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| Quote of the Week Posted: 7/29/2008 4:21:28 AM |
man who go to bed with itchi bum, wake up with smelly finger
EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as my 11 yo daughter would say. | |
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| Quote of the Week Posted: 7/30/2008 1:15:20 AM | The key to understanding this quote is it was said by a professor at Oxford University who had a habit of mixing up letters at the start of words. The letters in this case are m and h.
Oxford professor to woman at party: "You'll be had as a matter of course".
Quote from myself for this week: "I do too many things to do them all well".
Not funny, but the story of most of our lives. | |
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