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 InSydney

Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 151
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Quote of the Week
Posted: 6/30/2008 3:24:38 AM
"Taking advantage of opportunities without regard for the consequences for others may make you famous, but the minute you do that you've sold your soul to the devil"
 missmilly1970

Joined: 11/4/2007
Msg: 152
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Quote of the Week
Posted: 6/30/2008 3:52:31 AM
Audrey Hepburn: Don't live every day like it's your last. Live everyday as if it is a gift.

Joan Rivers: If god had meant me to exercise, he would have laid diamonds at my feet.
 Hagars

Joined: 4/20/2008
Msg: 153
Quote of the Week
Posted: 6/30/2008 10:16:56 PM
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton
 mischiefinthemaking

Joined: 2/9/2008
Msg: 154
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Quote of the Week
Posted: 7/1/2008 6:41:19 PM
You're nuttier than a squirrel turd!

*Think about it for a minute..... really a great analogy lol
 Dark Stanley

Joined: 11/11/2007
Msg: 155
Quote of the Week
Posted: 7/10/2008 6:19:21 PM
Words which are beautiful are seldom true!!
 Dark Stanley

Joined: 11/11/2007
Msg: 156
Quote of the Week
Posted: 7/10/2008 6:20:37 PM
A leather bag is nothing, nor is a bucket nor a brain. They only become useful when something is put into them!!
 Hagars

Joined: 4/20/2008
Msg: 157
Quote of the Week
Posted: 7/10/2008 7:20:49 PM
Making love is like hitting a baseball. You just gotta relax and concentrate.
Susan Sarandon
 lincoln20005

Joined: 2/7/2007
Msg: 158
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Quote of the Week
Posted: 7/11/2008 2:18:09 AM
"he looked about as uncomfortable as a penguin in a microwave"...Sid Waddell (He's apparently a rather famous broadcaster of darts) being interviewed by a talking head on ABC radio today.
 Hagars

Joined: 4/20/2008
Msg: 159
Quote of the Week
Posted: 7/11/2008 5:04:40 AM
If you just set out to be liked, you would be prepared to compromise on anything at any time, and you would achieve nothing.
Margaret Thatcher
 hilly1971

Joined: 10/10/2007
Msg: 160
Quote of the Week
Posted: 7/26/2008 8:22:03 PM
Confuscious say........Never get drunk and sit too close to a bonfire or you will end up with lots of little burn holes in your shirt.
Or should it be never get drunk and sit anywhere near a bonfire when a woman is packing it full of a mountain of dried up palm fronds.
Hilly 2008
 Naamah

Joined: 11/22/2007
Msg: 161
Quote of the Week
Posted: 7/26/2008 8:39:06 PM
Well may hee smell fire, whose gowne burnes.
[Well may he smell fire, whose gown burns.]
George Herbert

Fire that's closest kept burns most of all.
William Shakespeare.

How come you lot p1ssed off and left me with all the cleaning up to do?
Naamah.
 Shell225

Joined: 1/23/2008
Msg: 162
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Quote of the Week
Posted: 7/26/2008 9:25:05 PM
He who creatith the ashes must clear the ashes.
Mother Theresa

A warm wind will spread the ashes of the flames.
Marie Curie
 Naamah

Joined: 11/22/2007
Msg: 163
Quote of the Week
Posted: 7/26/2008 9:39:38 PM

He who creatith the ashes must clear the ashes.
Mother Theresa

Damn that woman!

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived.
Rose Macaulay

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes.
Margaret Mahy

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
Roseanne Barr
 hilly1971

Joined: 10/10/2007
Msg: 164
Quote of the Week
Posted: 7/26/2008 11:28:28 PM
“When making a fire people like to join you, when cleaning the ashes you are often alone”
African Proverb




I folded all the blankets nicely for you woman ..........my work there was done!
 Shell225

Joined: 1/23/2008
Msg: 165
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Quote of the Week
Posted: 7/27/2008 12:13:41 AM
thine washing of dishes be quickly forgotten.

Old Irish saying muttered by a tired crazy woman I met this morning
 Brizguy_2007

Joined: 6/24/2007
Msg: 166
Quote of the Week
Posted: 7/27/2008 12:25:54 AM
When the woes of prison are burnt in the pyre, the joys of rebirth and the egg should be left undisturbed....
Fat b@stard at the fire

We couldn't play with fate or the unknown.....Please don't tell me anyone disturbed the pheonix!!!!!
 63off

Joined: 5/31/2008
Msg: 167
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Quote of the Week
Posted: 7/27/2008 4:49:38 AM
Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a night. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.
 Beauregarde

Joined: 6/27/2008
Msg: 168
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Quote of the Week
Posted: 7/27/2008 7:14:33 AM

...Set a man on fire...for the rest of his life.

Which for Joan of Arc and the average person is about 2 to 4 minutes.
 Naamah

Joined: 11/22/2007
Msg: 169
Quote of the Week
Posted: 7/28/2008 3:06:28 AM

Please don't tell me anyone disturbed the pheonix!!!!!

Phoenix? That was probably a chicken. What the hell were you drinking?

“Change is the constant, the signal for rebirth, the egg of the phoenix”
Christina Baldwin. Or was it LC?
 Brizguy_2007

Joined: 6/24/2007
Msg: 170
Quote of the Week
Posted: 7/28/2008 3:10:44 AM
That Lying Cheat is "da man"!!!!!!!!

Mind you, all the bonfire crowd were great. Well except for Hilly and Shell....Damn drunkard party animals.
 deepsea66

Joined: 5/11/2008
Msg: 171
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Quote of the Week
Posted: 7/28/2008 3:20:52 AM
I stole this one from my desk calendar, so true!

'Don't mention rhinoceros when no tree nearby'

African Proverb

Cheers, Deepy
 Faux Pa

Joined: 12/20/2007
Msg: 172
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Quote of the Week
Posted: 7/29/2008 2:54:20 AM
“Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?”
~Warren Hutcherson
 as_it_was_writen

Joined: 6/12/2008
Msg: 173
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Quote of the Week
Posted: 7/29/2008 3:12:18 AM
man who walk through airport door side ways, is going to bangkok

man who go to bed with itchi bum, wake up with smelly finger
 mainey

Joined: 8/15/2007
Msg: 174
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Quote of the Week
Posted: 7/29/2008 4:21:28 AM

man who go to bed with itchi bum, wake up with smelly finger


EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as my 11 yo daughter would say.
 diak

Joined: 7/5/2008
Msg: 175
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Quote of the Week
Posted: 7/30/2008 1:15:20 AM
The key to understanding this quote is it was said by a professor at Oxford University who had a habit of mixing up letters at the start of words. The letters in this case are m and h.

Oxford professor to woman at party: "You'll be had as a matter of course".

Quote from myself for this week: "I do too many things to do them all well".

Not funny, but the story of most of our lives.
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