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| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 4/13/2006 2:11:17 PM | | Well, my current bf had really bad gas on our very first date. I could see he was really trying hard not to toot, but he couldn't help it, and they kept squeeking out. His poor face was so scrunched up and his eyes looked like they were going to pop out.. I finally took pity on him and told him to let em rip, and we laughed and laughed about it... I still haven't tooted in his presence, but we joke about it with the kids all the time. They find it a very funny story, and I am glad I wasn't so disgusted with him that I didn't date him again. I would have missed out on a great person. | |
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Tatguy
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Joined: 10/21/2005
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lohki
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Joined: 7/22/2005
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| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 4/30/2006 10:53:53 AM | so who's fault would this be???
recently had a date with a big guy, who wrapped his arms around me and could touch his own sides,, i warned him not to squeeze too tite, i might burp or pop a fart.
he laughed, but, really if he did squeeze too tite and a little escapsion happened,, who's fault would that be? lol  | |
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| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 4/30/2006 6:59:10 PM | I slept in a travel trailer last night, and the bed made sounds like I was farting in there. I was trying to sleep, and I kept saying 'That wasnt me". Embarassing I tell ya. | |
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| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 5/1/2006 6:33:00 AM | | Yah right!!! It was your butt talking you just cant admit it!!! If you were trying to sleep how come you were moving around?? Admit it now, dreaming of me in July I know it!!!! I for one rarely fart but if I have to I am pretty proud of it. The one boyfriend I had even toaught the boys to do the pull my finger trick!!! Worked well till my one kid went to his dads and did it then shit on his floor!!! He wasnt happy about that but I laughed my ass off!!! Back in junior high a foreign boy farted and to quote my 7 th grade drama teacher "Nothing is funny girls about someone passing gas" It rocked the classroom and the poor kid couldnt even say speak english to say excuse me!!!!! So my opinion on farting on a first date, try not to do it in front of the person and if you go into a different room at least warn me before I walk into a fart cloud!!!! | |
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| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 5/1/2006 7:53:29 AM | ^^^ LOL.
If you were beside me, I would stick a cork in my butt, so I couldn't fart. Or at least get one of those whistles that make a fart sound like a cell phone ringing. | |
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| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 5/1/2006 8:21:56 AM | I got a cork if you got the butt!!!!^^^^^ boy I love the punctuation again today, can I start a thread on the fact I'm addicited to that????
As far as the farting goes, everyone does it so why be embarrassed about it???? The inly thing I hate about farts is when some guy thinks hes being funny and pulls the covers over your head after he farts on bed!! That is sick!!!! | |
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| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 5/5/2006 8:48:48 PM | i dont see the big deal about farts
im sure id fart first before the guy ... but thats me :)
my ex used to fart like it was water, always neccessary to him
during driving, talking, watching movies, sex
he kinda taught me the wrong thing  | |
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| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 2/20/2007 3:37:53 AM | holy crap this smells like an old thread
all i can say is i pray that i never let that ripper go on a first date ...... but dont ask me to holdem back after that .... i might just explode  | |
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| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 2/20/2007 6:02:59 AM | HANDYY you crack me up...lmao we cant have ya explode now...
I can say that its never happened on my end...but if he farted I am sure I would just laugh it off....just as long as it was not in a movie theatre full of people that would make me hide in my chair..lol | |
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| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 2/20/2007 9:13:03 PM | Had to ask spilly bout the dutch oven.... I'm NOT embarrassed  I can't stop laughin now
I can't say that I've ever had the problem arise on a first date... but there was this one time.... before banned camp... this guy I was dating would bounce around on his bed cuz he was so gassy.... kinda irriatating... I mean, if you gotta do it, do it, but don't damn well wake me up with the explosion.... LET ER RIP
O $hit the princess pedastal I was once upon will never return will it | |
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| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 2/27/2007 8:23:50 PM | On the few first dates that I have been on I have been a good guy. Fart and look around to blame it on some other guys or on a nearby dog. The whole fart under the covers thing and pull over the blanket, well thats just mean. A person can suffocate....
However are farting rules still in play if you are having sex on the first date?
Back from Banned camp, looking for a POFA meeting with Zoot and Dingo | |
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