| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 5/6/2007 5:52:11 PM | | Had a woman cut loose while getting up to go to the ladies room on a first date at a chinese restaurant. When she came back, I suggested that she try the 'pu pu platter'. | |
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| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 9/21/2009 9:52:15 AM | | Hahahaha.. do mouth noises count? im sure its immature but really funny i will find farts funny till im old and decrepid... Id be the old guy in the nursing home making the sounds when a nurse walks by and tell her to excuse herself!! hhahaha Farts are funny.. so on a first date if i had to really fart id make it funny by telling my fart to get out and walk if it was goin to be so rude like that.. hahahaha | |
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| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 9/29/2009 5:51:13 PM | Oh...what has become of my former home province? When the issue of farting on first dates ( as if that should even be an issue or question of appropriateness) gets higher billing and more interest than the Riders!!
Based on what I saw last weekend in Edmonton.....I think all of Saskatchewanians have moved to other provinces.
HOWEVER! My recommendation is that if you are sitting in a restaurant with your date and you cannot at all hope to hold it in nor make it to the washroom to release
....squeeze your ass cheeks tight
....let it go as slowly as possible
....and soon as the aromatic essence of your exhaust begins to permeate the room
.....lean back in your chair and say to the table behind.."God! Man! Go home and change your pants already!"
Let the other fella explain it to HIS date!! | |
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| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 11/1/2009 8:15:49 PM | | That's never happened to me on a date, but I'd be laughing so hard I couldn't stop if they did do it. I'm probably the only woman I know of that finds farts funny. . When my ex-boyfriend did that, or anyone at work, I'd start laughing and couldn't stop. I think what's embarrassing, yet funny, is when you get those rumbling noises in your stomach right before you're about to let 0ne go. That happened to me in a class (was something I ate), so I thought if I hunched over a little, it would muffle the sound. It only got louder, though. In fact, it was loud enough where other people heard it. I think I had to leave the class, because those rumbling noises kept getting louder and louder. | |
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| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 11/12/2009 10:53:22 AM | This has not been a problem ever since I got that new stick deodorant that smells like spring flowers.
It said, "Remove cap and shove up bottom".
I can hardly walk but when I fart, the room smells lovely.  | |
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| Farting and first dates................
Posted: 11/17/2009 11:22:13 PM | | Has anyone ever farted in front of a co-worker unintentionally? A couple years back, a co-worker and I were moving computers from one room to the next. I don't know what I had for lunch (guessing something gassy), but as I was squatting to lift up the computer tower, a tiny fart escaped. .it sounded kind of squeaky. This room was really quiet. .you could hear a pin drop, so I'm pretty sure he heard it. He didn't say anything, but he looked like he was trying not to laugh. | |
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