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Posted: 6/18/2007 5:55:26 AM | | Don't wipe your d1ck on the curtains when you're done | |
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Posted: 6/18/2007 5:59:30 AM | | Especially if it's your house............. | |
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Posted: 6/18/2007 5:59:50 AM | If in motel room...Turn on a 'black light", for that starry night effect. Very romantic  | |
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Posted: 6/18/2007 6:01:47 AM | | starry night...............bagpipes and stained curtains | |
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Posted: 6/18/2007 6:05:00 AM |
I like to have myself and my partner partake in some mutal meditation, whilst in the spooning position. Perhaps ingulge in a cigarette, feed each other grapes and or strawberries and play the mandolin.
Being the romantic sap I am, I'm going to pretend that this was said in all seriousness, and say awww, what a gem of a man. (Actually, your photo does suit this sort of image there Leathery...can't quite see the mandolin though.) | |
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Posted: 6/18/2007 6:06:56 AM | | ^^^It's just out of shot there naamah. Laying across my lap. | |
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Posted: 6/18/2007 6:13:01 AM | | Hey Leathers, do you strum that thang or do you pluck it? | |
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Posted: 6/18/2007 6:15:18 AM | | ^^^More like Johnny Cash . Just grab it by the neck and play it like I mean it! | |
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Posted: 6/18/2007 6:20:27 AM | | Just as long as you don't sing like Tiny Tim ......... "Tip toe through tulips" ok so I know it was a ukulele but it does add a funny vision to the mind. | |
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Posted: 6/18/2007 6:24:09 AM | Aahh Leathers, you're a true romantic...
I've got a ukelele but it aint got strings. I don't know if I should wave it about like a bullroarer or use it as a percussion instrument... | |
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Posted: 6/18/2007 6:25:39 AM | Oh does it what add a funny vision!!! lmao!!! | |
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Posted: 6/18/2007 6:39:58 AM |
It was either the mandolin...............or bag-pipes....
Dang!
My 2 favourite instruments gone.....lmao
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Posted: 6/18/2007 6:47:38 AM |
It's just out of shot there naamah. Laying across my lap.
That's very suggestive Leathery, and you are now my fantasy man.  | |
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Posted: 6/18/2007 6:50:10 AM | ^^^woah! I think I just snapped the g string!  | |
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Posted: 6/18/2007 6:55:12 AM | Damn, that's quite an important one too. Maybe you have another one hidden in another spot. Do you think you'll be able to find the g spot Leathery?
(sorry, I know I shouldn't be turning the forums into a b-grade porn site, but I couldn't resist saying that) | |
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Posted: 6/18/2007 7:04:06 AM | ^^^I'll just hummMMM that part...
Is it time to get a room? Methinks so | |
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Posted: 6/18/2007 7:20:18 AM | I'm surprised it hasn't been suggested in my absence actually. What does it take to get a room around here??? | |
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Posted: 6/18/2007 7:23:49 AM | A balcony, an elephant, some fishnets and some booze.
Oh, and a musical instrument... | |
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Posted: 6/18/2007 11:49:11 AM | Farting whilst oral is happening is probably not a good thing
But it has given me hours of laughter  | |
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Posted: 6/18/2007 5:58:59 PM | | Reading... & answering the phone. | |
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Posted: 6/18/2007 6:02:20 PM | Cooking Dinner ?
Shopping ?
Doing your tax returns ........... by hand ?
At a dinner party I met some old friends and the g/f of a cousin for the first time. She blatantly told me she was a telephone therapist and my g/f at the time asked what do you do ?
She then said she is a 0055 sex line telephonist and whilst listening to the men get off on her voice would do tax returns for people in her part time business. Looking at her I thought you are pretty but not the leggy blonde that she described her self to them. | |
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Posted: 6/18/2007 6:38:56 PM | Stop checking your reflection in the mirror while doing it.... and don't forget to say "night-night" before turning your back straight after...
Oh...and don't fart while being spooned. | |
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Posted: 6/20/2007 1:34:46 AM | | I did it the other day while watching "MythBusters". Now THAT was romantic | |
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Posted: 6/20/2007 2:06:30 AM | Some questions to avoid....
Have you cum yet?
What are you thinking?
Did you enjoy it?
Do you think I've got nice boobs?
Is my d1ck as big your last b/f?
Is that it? | |
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Posted: 6/20/2007 2:22:36 AM | | Classic avocado another to avoid is "my ex never used to do that" | |
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