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Posted: 9/10/2006 3:55:34 PM | "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." | |
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Posted: 9/11/2006 12:17:52 PM | Quotes that i try to live my life by. My life has turned out pretty good so far.
"Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped
arrow, the past life and the neglected opportunity."
"It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts"
"A man who loves what he does never works a day in his life"
And the last, but not least. This one makes me think every time i read it!
"Afterwards, I was aware of the rules. I knew what I was supposed to do, but I didn't. I was compelled to stay - compelled to disobey"
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Posted: 9/24/2006 7:59:42 PM | Hey Harry, you know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has two hundred thousand moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good doesn't it?
Rockhound: Armageddon | |
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Posted: 9/24/2006 7:59:58 PM | Hey Harry, you know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has two hundred thousand moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good doesn't it?
Rockhound: Armageddon | |
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Posted: 9/25/2006 6:47:12 PM | | A man walked into a bar and said "ouch" | |
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Posted: 9/26/2006 9:19:29 AM | Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.... Give him a rod and teach him how to fish and he'll eat for life!
heard it on the radio. | |
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Posted: 9/26/2006 10:29:22 AM | Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will spend all day sitting in a boat with a silly hat and drink more beer then the entire country of Belgum | |
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Posted: 9/26/2006 8:06:51 PM | “Remember, it’s not cheating if you don’t get caught”.
“Although the voice’s aren’t real they have some pretty good ideas”.
“They call me tater salad”.
“I found myself lost, in the hills of Colorado, undercover, I was cut off, incommunicado, I couldn't check my numbers in the Colorado Lotto, 'cause I was hot on the trail of a dangerous avocado, he had robbed the train, with daring and bravado, and killed a beefy burrito in old Eldorado, and it was all for the love of a cheesy tostada, now, he's holed up and trapped, an avocado desperado”.
“There once was a great pugilist, who would solve everything with a fist, but his fighting days are done, he fought a guy with a gun, he's now on the dead pugilists list”.
“There once was a guy named Ted, who was a very scholarly stripling, he was bright and was literally well-read, he could recite entire works of Kipling, but since he drank the bug spray he's brain-dead, and he can't keep his own drool from dribbling.
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Here comes the moral:
So let this be warning to any young lad, who might want to drink of the Raid, you may kill all the ants that you had, but more soon will charge your light brigade *”.
“Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs”.
“You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine”.
“Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel”.
“If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers”.
“To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems”!
“I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Stop'”.
“I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one, cover for me.' Number two, 'oh, good idea, boss.' Number three, 'it was like that when I got here'”.
“Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty. "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumps Ville. Population: you”.
“Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night”.
“Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get”.
“Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't -
it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such”.
“Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way”.
“Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name”?
“We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you”?
“Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene'”.
“Baseball is 90% mental and 50% physical”.
“If you build it he will come. If you want us to build it for you, press one”.
“Who’s on first”?
“I was feeling bad, so I went to my health club, the International House of Pancakes”.
"NO MA’AM
National
Organization of
Men
Against
Amazonian
Masterhood"
“Dignity in a sack is worth a sack”.
“Never have sex with the bosses’ daughter”.
“The perfect woman would tern into a sandwich and a six pack of beer after sex”. | |
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Posted: 10/29/2006 2:55:41 PM | | The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness. - Eric Hoffer | |
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Posted: 10/29/2006 5:24:05 PM | " friends dont let friends take home ugly guys"
" if life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets all get wasted together and have the time of our lives"
" fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity"
" no matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her bullsh*t"
" if voting could really change things, it would be illegal"
" beauty is only a light switch away"
~ Things found written on restroom walls | |
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Joined: 9/29/2006
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Posted: 10/30/2006 9:28:14 AM | "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can..."
"We can't stop here...this is bat country!"
-Hunter S. Thompson (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)
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Posted: 10/31/2006 1:09:00 PM | "No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't."
"I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one."
''...the grand facade so soon will burn without a noise without my pride i reach out from the inside..."
''I'm being honest, as*hole. I would expect you to know the difference.
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Posted: 10/31/2006 2:00:43 PM | | "There they go....I must follow them, for I am their leader." | |
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Posted: 10/31/2006 3:47:01 PM | Support Cannibalsim... EAT ME!!!
(was on a lighter I bought when I was 13) | |
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Posted: 10/31/2006 5:27:22 PM | Afew of my favorites.
"To change your mind and to follow him who sets you right is to be nonetheless the free agent that you were before." marcus aurelius.
"Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything."
-- Muhammad Ali
"My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia."
-- Dame Edna Everage
"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."
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Posted: 10/31/2006 5:29:24 PM | some more
If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.
Kahlil Gibran
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
-- Joan Crawford
Sin is a dangerous toy in the hands of the virtuous. It should be left to the congenitally sinful, who know when to play with it and when to let it alone.
-- H. L. Mencken
"Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched."
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Posted: 10/31/2006 5:32:49 PM | Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like
art... It has no survival value; rather is one of
those things that give value to survival.
- C. S. Lewis
Les femmes préfèrent être belles, plutôt qu'intelligentes parce que, chez les hommes, il y a plus d'idiots que d'aveugles.
(women prefer being beautiful than intelligent, because there are more men who are idiots than are blind | |
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Joined: 9/29/2006
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Posted: 11/1/2006 7:09:32 AM | I thought of another one...I painted a mural with it, and I can't believe I forgot about it!
"They held each other and kissed, and pushed each others' darkness into the corner, believing in each others' light, each others' dream" -Hubert Selby Jr. (Author of the book Requiem For A Dream and co-writer for the movie) | |
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Posted: 11/1/2006 3:53:04 PM | a couple oldies but goodies.....
Shi*t or get off the pot cause all your doing is sitting on it and smelling up the room.
So what would you like me to do? Bend over backwards and fart gold quarters at you?
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Posted: 11/3/2006 2:01:25 AM | 'Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage'... Ambrose Bierce
'I believe in dragons, fairies, good men and other mythical creatures'... Anon
'If you don't ask...the answer will always be NO, if you do ask...the answer can be YES or NO'... I remember my Mum telling me that at a very young age :-) | |
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Posted: 11/5/2006 6:59:23 PM | A number of religions in Ankh-Morpork still practiced human sacrifice, except that they didn't really need to practice any more because they had got so good at it.
-- (Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!) | |
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Posted: 11/5/2006 7:04:30 PM | "That's my problem - I don't look sick"
-my grandma | |
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Posted: 11/6/2006 11:04:45 AM | Here is some of my favs:
"If you can't get someone out of your head, maybe they're supposed to be there"
"Life is like a box of chocolates, full of nuts"
"Beauty is the eye of the beer holder"   | |
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Posted: 11/6/2006 11:30:43 AM | Gordon Ramsey-Hells Kitchen Usa.......... Why do you have to be so Fraking rude | |
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Posted: 11/6/2006 2:23:11 PM | It is better to remain silent and be called a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt
and this was a bumper sticker I saw
BEER
Double your vision
double your fun! | |
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