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 Lilsweetness07

Joined: 8/6/2006
Msg: 101
Favorite Quotes
Posted: 11/8/2006 8:51:27 AM
My favourite one has to be no doubt:
KARMA IS A B!TCH, trust me when i tell u, whatever u do comes back on u, whatever, if u do somethin to someone expect it to come back to u 7 fold!!!!!!
 mr_ultimo

Joined: 11/3/2006
Msg: 102
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Posted: 11/8/2006 12:16:37 PM
Here are some of my originals:

I used to be racist, but now I try to obey the speed limit

Take it up the a$$, like the royal pain you are

Here is a toast to butter, for without it, toast would be nothing

and one that I have heard:

That is as futile as pissing up a burning rope
 rachael71

Joined: 10/11/2006
Msg: 103
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Posted: 11/9/2006 2:14:59 AM
"Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it"
 mr_ultimo

Joined: 11/3/2006
Msg: 104
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Posted: 11/11/2006 6:01:00 AM
Over? OVER?? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor???
 waterystreets

Joined: 11/3/2006
Msg: 105
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Posted: 11/12/2006 3:20:12 PM
Me after observing a certain lady: "shes quite hot but abit skinny though"
Friend replies: "thats more than skinny mate.....ve seen more meat on a coat hanger"

Another friend of mine addressing me and other friends about a vacation: "ive been waiting to book this vacation for 2 weeks and none of you have even shown any optimism or anything.....you couldnt organize a p-i-s-s up in a brewery!"

Friend telling us about a certain talkative person: "the thing is hes quite a nice guy, but he talks and talks and talks.....and well.....says f**k all!"



 Krisden

Joined: 11/23/2005
Msg: 106
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Posted: 11/12/2006 6:15:40 PM
"Per Ardua Ad Astra"

and then

"It is only after we have lost everything, that we are free to do anything"

The 2nd means alot to me and may seem kinda cheesy to some but it is tattoo'd on my arm in a tattoo that is personal to me.
 chavalita

Joined: 11/9/2006
Msg: 107
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Posted: 11/13/2006 6:59:36 PM
Don't know who said it but I have two favorites:
1) The definition of courage: being scared shitless and doing it anyway.
2) Failure is not in the falling down but the staying down.

I really like yours too Krisden. Very wise quote indeed.
 whenyer_strange

Joined: 4/10/2006
Msg: 108
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Posted: 11/13/2006 9:04:16 PM
Warning, first one is humorous, the second is quite depressing:

1. "F@cking like epileptic bunnies with the hiccups."

2. "Settled: the right word. It restores your balance, in the end, even in a funny way your cheerfulness, when you come to know, without regrets, that the best thing that's going to happen in your life has already happened." --Snow by John Crowley
 The Tony Testimony

Joined: 9/4/2006
Msg: 109
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Posted: 11/13/2006 9:30:23 PM
There's oft a slip twixt a cup and a lip.
 The Tony Testimony

Joined: 9/4/2006
Msg: 110
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Posted: 11/13/2006 9:30:59 PM
Nature!......Goulet!
 bloody_genius

Joined: 3/30/2006
Msg: 111
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Posted: 11/13/2006 10:05:22 PM
heres a rather humourous quote..
"The Rock will take you down Know Your Role Boulevard which is on the corner of Jabroni Drive and check you directly into the Smackdown Hotel!"
obviously, this quote is from Dwayne Johnson.. aka The Rock :)
 theruffneck

Joined: 4/28/2006
Msg: 112
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Posted: 11/15/2006 7:37:27 AM
not to et all religous or something like that but a good one that I am getting a tattoo of is
phill 4:13

I can do all things through Christ who gives me strength

not everyones cup of tea but meaningful to me!!
 mr_ultimo

Joined: 11/3/2006
Msg: 113
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Posted: 11/15/2006 8:33:36 AM
Here's another one I came up with:

"Being in Kuwait is like being in a foreign country"
 *Babydoll272*

Joined: 9/8/2006
Msg: 114
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Posted: 11/15/2006 1:56:45 PM
I love this quote?

"Life is just what happens to you
While you're busy making other plans"

--John Lennon--
 nic01

Joined: 9/7/2006
Msg: 115
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Posted: 11/15/2006 4:11:05 PM
Ive often wondered where the sun goes in the evening....? so i stayed up all night and then it dawned on me...
 theruffneck

Joined: 4/28/2006
Msg: 116
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Posted: 11/16/2006 8:21:46 AM
now I have to say

thats funny!!
 chavalita

Joined: 11/9/2006
Msg: 117
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Posted: 11/16/2006 7:56:04 PM
Another Great Quote"
"We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same."
– Carlos Castaneda
 *Babydoll272*

Joined: 9/8/2006
Msg: 118
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Posted: 11/17/2006 3:59:40 AM
To Nic01:

I love it! I will have to write that down. So funny! Who wrote it?
 Boumonteh

Joined: 11/8/2006
Msg: 119
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Posted: 11/17/2006 9:39:41 AM
There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
 Sierrasman

Joined: 9/26/2006
Msg: 120
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Posted: 11/17/2006 10:30:58 AM
Be true to your teeth, and they won't be false to you.
Soupy Sales

He who burns the candle at both ends, soon runs out of wick.
Me

A warrior must be impeccable. Even though he's shaking in his boots, he must be impeccable.
Carlos Castaneda

Through the teeth and over the gums, look out stomach, here it comes.
Unknown
 dixierae

Joined: 7/31/2006
Msg: 121
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Posted: 11/17/2006 4:39:26 PM
Go placidly amidst the noise and haste and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and ignorant; they too have there story.

Avoid loud and agressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possesion in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment, it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture strength of spirit to sheild you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be. And whatever your labours and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace with your soul.

With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy.

___________________________________Found in Old St. Pauls church, Baltimore_________

I was only going to do the first line, but this poem (which hangs in three places in my home) means the world to me.

Too Bad people in power do not live by these tenets.

Allie
 howuctheworld

Joined: 9/5/2006
Msg: 122
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Posted: 11/17/2006 11:14:35 PM
"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity." -- Albert Einstein

Imagination is more important than knowledge. -- Albert Einstein

Logic and reason, while essential tools to anyone hoping to lead a full & happy life, are nevertheless insufficient when describing either the physical world or the human journey. (I believe Albert Einstein said this too but not sure)

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed -- Albert Einstein

The honorary duty of a human being is to love -- Maya Angelou
 ~fiery fury~

Joined: 2/17/2006
Msg: 123
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Posted: 11/17/2006 11:48:05 PM
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength while loving someone deeply gives you courage."
-- Lao Tzu
 nic01

Joined: 9/7/2006
Msg: 124
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Posted: 11/18/2006 2:18:13 PM
To MomsBabydoll. I read it in a free paper we have on busses n trains, called 'Metro'. It was written by a reader (cant tell you the name as ive thrown it but think it was a man if that helps..?). It made me chuckle too.
 Martini Time

Joined: 12/27/2005
Msg: 125
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Posted: 11/18/2006 7:32:39 PM
"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer."

"If you must break the law, do it to seize power. In all other cases, observe it."

"Honour is the reward of virtue."

"The greater the difficulty, the greater the glory."


Ah, the benefits of a classical education.
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