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Posted: 11/18/2006 8:45:54 PM | my grandma told me this one a looooong time ago, god gave man two heads and only enough blood to supply one at a time. smart woman my grandma | |
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Posted: 11/20/2006 3:15:57 AM | I'm at one with my duality.
Sex is like air. Its only important if your not getting any.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Never miss a good chance to shut up. | |
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Posted: 11/20/2006 7:32:55 AM | men: "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free."
women: "it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage."
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Posted: 12/5/2006 6:35:18 PM | There is a light at the end of every tunnel....just pray it's not a train!.
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Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. Eleanor Roosevelt | |
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Posted: 12/6/2006 9:48:57 PM | I actually did that act one night in the south. Then, after the show, these three rednecks came up to me. "Hey, buddy! We're Christians and we didn't like what you said." I said, "Then forgive me." Later on, when I was hanging from the tree …
-Bill Hicks RIP 1994 | |
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Posted: 12/6/2006 9:50:19 PM | You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.
-George Carlin | |
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Posted: 12/6/2006 9:51:17 PM | Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.
-George Carlin | |
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Posted: 12/6/2006 9:54:00 PM | "White man makes guns.
No problem.
Black rapper says 'Guns'.
Congressional hearing."
-Chris Rock | |
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Posted: 12/7/2006 9:37:56 AM | Quotes by Groucho Marx
"Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what can you believe?"
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
"Quote me as saying I was misquoted."
"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women."
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Posted: 12/9/2006 7:44:44 AM | | when it seems like life has you by the throat reach in your boot pull out your knife and gut the f**ker........ Deal the first deadly blow....... In a street fight WIN bite, pull hair,scratch,fight dirty but always WIN. | |
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Joined: 4/17/2006
Msg: 136 | |
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Posted: 2/7/2007 7:36:56 PM | Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
Einstein | |
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Posted: 2/8/2007 4:55:19 PM | When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
Calvin..... | |
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Posted: 2/8/2007 5:37:39 PM | Flying is easy...you throw yourself at the ground and miss...
No one is a virgin, the world screws us all"
Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow"
!~!~I tried sniffing coke, but the Ice Cubes got stuck in my nose !~!~!~
If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again."
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."-
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you"
"Don't talk to me, when I'm talking to myself"
"Home isn't where the heart is, home is a place you go where they have to let you in" | |
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Posted: 2/8/2007 6:46:26 PM | Of all the things I've lost in this life, I miss my mind the most"---
I totally agree, I think  | |
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Posted: 2/8/2007 8:15:39 PM | "An ignorant man without profanity is a silent man"
Politics is a conjunction:
Poly "Many" and Tics "Blood sucking parasites"
"I am a figment of my own imagination"
And one I wrote for mtn biking:
"If I crashed into a tree and no one was around to hear me scream, did I really make a sound?" | |
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Joined: 4/17/2006
Msg: 141 | |
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Posted: 2/18/2007 11:25:41 PM | The early bird may get the worm....but, the second mouse - gets the cheese...
If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving is not for you.
"Paddle faster... I hear banjo's playing"
Laughing is good exercise; ...it's like jogging on the inside. | |
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Posted: 2/19/2007 1:02:45 AM | | one by one the garden gnomes steal my sanity......... | |
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Posted: 2/19/2007 1:03:57 AM | one by one the garden gnomes steal my sanity.........
I thought i was wrong once....but I was mistaken | |
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Posted: 2/19/2007 3:23:50 AM | "Better I devote my life to the other great wonder of the universe; Women!" - Doc Brown
"my Fandom is Random" - John Kovalic | |
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Posted: 2/19/2007 6:30:33 AM | | The quickest way to man's heart is through his chest with an ice pick! | |
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Posted: 2/19/2007 7:54:40 AM | age is just a number you get for how many times you go around the sun
our fixation with the past is preventing us from reaching our future | |
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Posted: 2/19/2007 9:58:12 AM | | who first looked at a chicken and thought. I'll eat the next thing that comes out of its bum? | |
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Posted: 2/19/2007 10:15:04 AM | "The time has come...the choice is made...the future's here to stay,
We're just children of tomorrow...hanging on for yesterday."
From an obscure song in the early 90's | |
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Posted: 2/23/2007 10:04:06 AM | just found this forum and have really enjoyed this thread, so here's a couple
never assume, it makes an a** out of you and me.....ass+u+me
i believe that credentials on a wall dont make you a decent human being
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Joined: 11/1/2006
Msg: 150 | |
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Posted: 2/23/2007 1:58:52 PM | Sorry if I repeat anything:
"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference"
"Half Full? Half Empty? Who cares, just drink it"
"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me"
"Guys like blondes, but they Love brunettes"
"I used to have a handle on life, but it broke off"
"Snowmen fall from heaven unassembled"
"Insanity is hereditary; You get it from your children"
"he who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame"
"Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular"
"I expect to live forever...so far, so good"
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