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7times
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Joined: 10/27/2005
Msg: 76 | |
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| Men who talk about their penis too much
Posted: 5/9/2006 10:24:44 AM | | I think the people who talk about how big their penis is, and claim to have lots of skills....dont have either, that knowledge came from a woman....I think it is better to supprise them. | |
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| Men who talk about their penis too much
Posted: 5/9/2006 10:36:16 AM | It reminds of sitting in the locker room after a hockey game, you seem to always have a couple of guys that need to sit and "fluff" it before hitting the showers. they never got it, youre showering with a bunch of dudes, why feel the need for a semi. you think the guy next to you is impressed. its not like we didnt see you playing with it for 10 minutes.
now if your a guy playing on a girls team its a totally different story. | |
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| Men who talk about their penis too much
Posted: 5/9/2006 11:08:16 AM | LMAO.. what is wrong with watching a guy fluff his penis?.. *cough cough* *giggle*
hehehe.. oh jeezuz.. I don't think I have ever heard a man who talked about his pecker
too much... I wish I had.. any volunteers?? just kidding.. | |
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| Men who talk about their penis too much
Posted: 5/9/2006 11:12:52 AM | Well Once apon a time, My pecker and I were on a trolly. It was a great trolly ride and my pecker got a wonderful view of the city.....
I still don't know what the hell kinda stories guys talk about...someone please enlighten me.
Oh and people actually call it a pecker?  | |
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| Men who talk about their penis too much
Posted: 5/9/2006 11:37:27 AM | Well I was always partial to "mushroom headed yogurt slinger"
but to each their own. If you wanna call it pecker...thats yer business. I just think compairing it to an action primarily used by birds....seems a bit....minimalist. | |
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| Men who talk about their penis too much
Posted: 5/10/2006 1:52:13 PM |
I wish I had.. any volunteers?? just kidding..
wow why were you kidding I was ready to read it a story it being meat puppet that is so kewl | |
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| Men who talk about their penis too much
Posted: 5/10/2006 2:32:21 PM |  ................ ....................... ....................... ......................
I needed this today!...Thanks!...
Having been raised in an all-male household...(excluding me & mom)...
Nothing much I haven't heard or observed coming from a male's perspective!...
So,I use selective hearing... ...keeps 'em guessing... | |
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| Men who talk about their penis too much
Posted: 3/14/2007 7:25:21 PM |
Yeah I call it a pecker.. dik, cawk, winky, meat-puppet..
Meat puppet? Darn, I thought I knew them all but you got me with that one.
whatever I feel like calling it.. is there a problem with that???
Just don't call me tiny! | |
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| Men who talk about their penis too much
Posted: 3/14/2007 7:29:05 PM | I can't say as I've ever been with anyone who talks about his penis much LOL...
I guess it takes all kinds of folks to make this world exciting. | |
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| Men who talk about their penis too much
Posted: 3/14/2007 10:27:13 PM | they talk about it or to it a lot???
I know when a guy talks about it a lot... there isnt much there 
cam anyone? proof is in the puddin'  | |
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| Men who talk about their penis too much
Posted: 3/14/2007 10:29:34 PM | I didn't bother to read the whole thread, so I'm just commenting on the Topic at hand and the last post or 2...
I so agree with the Above statement... Guys who talk about it a lot, do so because they are insecure about it...
Guys with that problem, all I can say is Get over it or go have something done about it... | |
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j5rush
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Joined: 4/13/2006
Msg: 95 | |
| Men who talk about their penis too much
Posted: 7/27/2007 9:53:54 PM |
Men who talk about their penis too much
I have solved this problem by learning ventriloquism. You should see the reaction I get when my penis starts shouting,"LET ME OUT! IT'S DARK IN HERE!". | |
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| Men who talk about their penis too much
Posted: 7/28/2007 12:40:00 AM | | I don't recall ever hearing a guy talk about his penis too much. I've sure met a lot that had a penis with a mind of their own and although they couldn't speak... they "signed" real well. In fact, on many occassions they encouraged me to try braille. | |
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| Men who talk about their penis too much
Posted: 8/8/2007 11:15:28 AM | um, i dont want this to look bad on my profile and has to be taken in context, but i'm happy to report....'penis' has never passed my lips lol | |
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