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Posted: 1/2/2007 2:36:40 PM | We were dressed and ready to go out to the New Year's Eve Party.
We turned on a night light and the answering machine, covered our pet parakeet and put
the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and, as we opened the front door to leave the house, the
cat we had put out in the yard scooted back into the house! We didn't want the
cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird so my wife
went out to the taxi while I went back inside to get the cat.
The cat ran upstairs with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife didn't want the driver to know that the house would be empty for the night so she explained that I
would be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, I got into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as
we drove away. "That stupid b*tch was hiding under the bed;
had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried
to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a
blanket to keep her from scratching me! But it worked; I hauled her fat ass
downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cab driver hit a parked car . . . | |
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Posted: 1/2/2007 2:47:16 PM | Sexual Competency Test
Intended for rednecks in rural, backwoods areas or mountain dwellers
Score 2 points for each correct answer.
Score 1 point for each partially correct answer
Score 0 points for each incorrect answer
You may check both TRUE and FALSE if you
believe both answers are correct.
You may check neither box if you believe
neither answer is correct.
TRUE FALSE 1. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
TRUE FALSE 2. Asphalt describes rectal problems.
TRUE FALSE 3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
TRUE FALSE 4. Vagina is a medical term for "Heart Attack".
TRUE FALSE 5. The clitoris is a type of flower.
TRUE FALSE 6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.
TRUE FALSE 7. Semen is a term for sailors.
TRUE FALSE 8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
TRUE FALSE 9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.
TRUE FALSE 10. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
TRUE FALSE 11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
TRUE FALSE 12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
TRUE FALSE 13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
TRUE FALSE 14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
TRUE FALSE 15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
TRUE FALSE 16. A condom is a large apartment complex.
TRUE FALSE 17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
TRUE FALSE 18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
TRUE FALSE 19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
TRUE FALSE 20. Douche is the French word for 'twelve.'
TRUE FALSE 21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
TRUE FALSE 22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.
TRUE FALSE 23. Pornography is the business of making records.
TRUE FALSE 24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
TRUE FALSE 25. An erection is when Japanese people vote.
Scoring answers: 1. False, 2. False, 3. False, 4. False, 5. False, 6. False,
7. False, 8. False, 9. False, 10. False, 11. False, 12. False, 13. False,
14. False, 15. False, 16. False, 17. False, 18. False, 19. Both True and False are correct,
20. False, 21. False, 22. False, 23. False, 24. False, 25. False
15 or more correct answers is EXCELLENT
You have a well-rounded knowledge of sexual issues and are able to
understand and appreciate humorous innuendos on TV.
8 to 14 correct answers is AVERAGE
If female, you may be fooled by predatory males seeking release,
and are probably already a mother, or currently pregnant.
If male, you may have already fathered a number of children,
but are still able get busy on Saturday night, although you are
at high risk for contracting sexually transmitted diseases.
0 to 7 correct answers is IGNORANT
You operate in a world of here say and misinformation about
sexual issues and probably do not know where babies
come from. It is advised that you keep your clothes on at all
times when in the company of the opposite sex to avoid
pregnancy and disease. | |
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Posted: 1/2/2007 2:49:55 PM | Redneck Rules of Etiquette
General
- Never take a beer to a job interview.
- Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
- It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
- If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
- Even if you're certain that you are included in the will,
it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
Dining Out
- When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup,
and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the wine.
- If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with
your fingers covering the label.
Entertaining in your home
- A centerpiece for the table should never be anything pre-
pared by a taxidermist.
- Do not allow the dog to eat at the table...no matter how
good his manners are.
Personal Hygiene
- While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that
should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
- Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several
days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of
good money.
- Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no,
as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter
the taste of finger foods.
Dating (outside the family)
- Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
- Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been
wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the
bathroom wall two years ago."
- Establish with her parents what time she is expected back.
Some will say 10:00 PM; Others might say "Monday." If the
latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get
her to school on time. | |
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Posted: 1/6/2007 5:31:36 AM | An Australian Ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small
Village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.
He figure 's he'll have little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog,
Mind if I speak to him?"
Kiwi: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the Kiwi)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes
Me to the lake once a week to play."
Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Kiwi: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either..I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the Kiwi)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes
Me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Kiwi: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Kiwi: "The sheep's a liar, don't believe a word he says! | |
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Posted: 1/6/2007 6:20:19 AM | A busload of nuns are killed in an horrific road accident and find themselves queueing up outside the pearly gates in front of St Peter.
St Peter askes the first nun if she has ever come into contact with a penis. She states that on one occasion she did actually touch one.
"Put your finger in the holy water sister and proceed into heaven," says St Peter.
He asks the next nun the same question and she states that she had in the past given a hand job.
" Place your hand in the holy water sister and proceed into heaven" he says.
Just then there is an almight commotion as one of the nuns pushes to the front of the queue and shouts, " If I'm going to have to gargle that holy water I want to do it before Sister Ann sticks her a*** in it!!" | |
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Posted: 1/6/2007 1:55:00 PM | John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the
pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best
toast of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's
to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the
other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know,
he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep
and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come." | |
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Posted: 1/8/2007 7:04:52 AM | A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money,
She decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him
Behind a tree. "I've kidnapped you!", said the blonde
And then proceeded to write a note saying, "I've kidnapped
Your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and
Place it under the pecan tree next to the playground.
Signed, A Blonde."
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and
Sent him home to show his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and
Surely enough, a paper bag was sitting there. The Blonde
Opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said,
"How could you do this to a fellow blonde?" | |
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Posted: 1/8/2007 7:05:23 AM | A husband and wife want to take golf lessons from
A pro at a local country club.
The man and woman meet the pro and head onto
The driving range.
The man goes up to hit first. He swings and hits
The ball 100 yards.
The golf pro says not bad.
Golfpro: "Now hold the club as firm as you hold
Your wife's breasts".
The man follows instructions and hits the ball 300 yards.
The golf pro says "Excellent!"
Now the woman takes her turn. Her ball goes 30 yards.
Golfpro: "Not bad, try holding the club like you hold your
Husbands****"
She swings and the ball goes 10 yards.
Golfpro: "Not bad, but now try taking the club out of
Your mouth and hit the ball." | |
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Posted: 1/12/2007 8:02:10 PM | A man absolutely hated his wife's cat
and decided to get rid of him one
day by driving him 20 blocks
from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was
walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat
40 blocks away. He put the beast
out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway,
there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife:
"Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a **** on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!" | |
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Posted: 1/12/2007 8:09:47 PM | Brokeback Mountain Woman
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about
ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job.
One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she
decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the
house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day
and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked
hard and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good
job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your
heels " The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday
night.
He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the room,! He found
The rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as
she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them
neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it,
constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
‘Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into
Town again, you're fired!" | |
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Posted: 1/12/2007 8:33:58 PM | You all prolly heard this one but...
Three dogs are at the vet. A Shepard, a Collie and a Great Dane. The Collie looks at the Shepard and asks what hes in for.
The Shepard says: "Oh man, when my owner came home, the place was destroyed. Everything was broken, chewed and shredded. He brought me here to get me fixed, to calm me down".
The Shepard in turn asks the Collie what hes in for.
The Collie says: "Well, my owner took me for a walk in the park and i just went nuts and started fighting with all the other dogs. He couldnt control me so he brought me here to get me fixed, to calm me down."
They both look at the Dane and ask why hes there.
The Dane says: "Well, my owner was taking a bath and the phone rang. So she got out to get it and dropped it and when she bent over to pick it up, i just couldnt help myself so i mounted behind her and went at it."
The Shepard says: "So, here to get fixed then eh?"
The Dane replies: "Nope, here to get my nails clipped." | |
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Posted: 1/14/2007 2:33:43 PM | One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river,
Her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared
And asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and
That she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their
Family.
The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble
Set with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked
The seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble
Ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
Again, the seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is
This your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "Yes.
The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three
Thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the
Riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under
The
Water.When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why
Are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river.
The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. "Is
This your husband?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord it is a
Misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you
Would have come up with Brad Pitt. Then if I said 'no' to him, you
Would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would
Have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would
Not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said
'yes' to George Clooney.
And so the Lord let her keep him.
The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and
Honorable reason, and in the best interest of others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
Signed,
All Us Women | |
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Posted: 1/14/2007 2:39:56 PM | An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to
Get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's
Office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty
As on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
"Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand,
But nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand,
Then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth,
First with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too,
First with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin'
It between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied,
"Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open." | |
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Posted: 1/15/2007 8:12:56 AM | A man fell asleep on the beach.He woke up several hours later and suffered a severe sunburn to his legs and was taken to the closest hospital, which happened to be a U.S. Naval Hospital.
His skin had turned a bright red and was very painful and had started to blister. Anything that touched his legs caused agony.The lead on the medical staff at the naval hospital, that night, was a Chief Corpsman, in the emergency room. The Chief checked him out and then prescribed continued intravenous feedings of water, electrolytes, a mild sedative, and Viagra.
Rather astounded, the 3rd class corpsman, who was with the Chief inquired, "What
good will Viagra do him in that condition?"
The Chief replied, "It'll keep the sheet off his legs." | |
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Posted: 1/15/2007 8:14:06 AM | Two blondes, Bitzi and Buffi, were on vacation in India, and were walking along a street in Calcutta. A frail, old woman walked by, and Bitzi said, "Hey, Buffi, I think that's Mother Teresa!"
"Don't be silly," replied Buffi.
"I'm telling you, it's her!." exclaimed Bitzi, all excited.
So they approached the woman and Buffi said, "You're Mother Teresa, aren't you?"
The old lady eyed them disdainfully, and said. "**** off, you twits!"
"Jeepers," said Bitzi, "now we'll never know." | |
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Posted: 1/15/2007 8:23:04 AM | A lonely woman buys a parrot from a pet store, complete with cage. Before purchasing it she gets a guarantee that the parrot will talk and then she takes the parrot home.
In a week and a half she returns to the store very disappointed. "The parrot doesn't talk."
"Did you buy a mirror?"
"No."
"Every parrot needs a mirror." So she buys a mirror and installs it in the parrot's cage.
Another week and a half goes by and she returns. "The parrot still doesn't talk"
"Did you buy a ladder?"
"No."
"Every parrot needs a ladder." So she buys a ladder and installs it in the cage.Another week and a half pass and she returns. "The parrot still doesn't talk."
"Did you buy a swing?"
"No."
"Every parrot needs a swing." So she buys a swing and installs it in the cage. A week and a half later she returns. She is furious.
The store owner asks, "Did the parrot talk?"
"No. He died."
"Oh, that's terrible. Did he say anything before he died?"
"Yes."
"W'hat?"
He gasped "Don't they have any food down at that store?" | |
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Posted: 1/15/2007 8:27:39 AM | Two archeologists, exploring a remote mountain in Tibet came
across a huge granite statue which resembled a sitting man. It
stood almost 400 foot tall, and its bodily details were accurate
down to the fingernails and teeth.
"It looks real enough to talk," says one.
"Lets try," says the other and turning to the statue he asks it
its name.
No answer.
"How old are you?"
No answer.
Finally. one shouts out, "What is the square root of 64?"
Suddenly, the mountain shakes as the giant statue rises onto its
feet and puts its hand on its chin. Then after about ten seconds,
the statue answers in a roaring voice, "Eight."
"Of course!" says the scientist, "... It only stands to reason." | |
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Posted: 1/15/2007 2:47:06 PM | | I was driving by our court house this morning....and it was freezing cold out.... I noticed something I had never seen before...There were the usual group of attorney's gathered outside the courthouse, waiting for the court to convene.... What got to me was the all those lawyers...had their hands in their "own" pockets...... | |
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Posted: 1/16/2007 11:14:29 AM | The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50º Fahrenheit (10 C) Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.
35º Fahrenheit (1.6 C) Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows down.
32º Fahrenheit (0 C) American water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.
0º Fahrenheit (-17.9 C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60º Fahrenheit (-51 C) Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100º Fahrenheit (-73 C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173º Fahrenheit (-114 C) Ethyl alcohol Freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460º Fahrenheit (-273 C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "cold eh?"
-500º Fahrenheit (-295 C) Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup. | |
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Posted: 1/16/2007 11:18:26 AM | Top 10 Reasons Men Could Never Handle Being Pregnant
10. Morning sickness would completely ruin their daily stop at the 7-11
For a breakfast burrito.
9. Swollen ankles would inhibit being able to squeeze into their high
Tops for hoops with the boys.
8. Having to live through even one sports season without a single beer.
7. They'd suffer zipper rash from the increase in trips to the bathroom.
6. Men could never tolerate the constant touchy-feely from strangers.
They'd end up arrested for assault after being felt-up one too many
Times.
5. Maternity wear would be embarrassing. Imagine a sweet little pink
Business suit with a polka dot bow tie.
4. By month nine it would be impossible to reach down and scratch.
3. The only stirrups a man would consider putting his feet in reside on
Either side of a horse.
2. Man breasts are just NOT considered masculine.
And the number 1 reason Men Could Never Handle Being Pregnant . . .
1. Nine months of wondering: "How is it going to get out that tiny
Hole?!?!", would result in a nervous breakdown. | |
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Posted: 1/16/2007 11:25:02 AM | Once upon a time, there was a sweet, cute,
Darling little girl named Little Red Riding Hood
Who was going to her grandma's house at the other
End of the forest.
Along the way, she meets a Big Bad Wolf who asks
In a polite voice, "Little girl, where are you going
On this nice fine day?"
"Well, actually, my ma told me not to talk to strangers,"
Little Red Riding Hood says. "But since you are such a
Nice wolf, I'll tell you. I'm going to my grandma's
House at the other end of the forest."
"It's so sad, but I'm not going by that way;
See you some other time!!!" And with that,
The sneaky, no good, Big Bad Wolf dances away
To grandma's house at the other end of the forest,
Chuckling to himself, "Hee hee, kids nowadays,
Little do they know..."
So Little Red Riding Hood slowly proceeds,
Arriving at her grandma's house late in the
Afternoon. The door is ajar, and a strange deathly
Silence permeated the air.
"Oh grandma, I'm here to visit you!!!"
"Ooooh dearie, I'm inside, sick in bed," a gruff voice replies.
Little Red Riding Hood enters the house, only to see a huge
*thing* lying on the bed.
"Oooh grandma, what BIG ears you have."
"Better to hear you with dear... (hee, hee)"
"Oh grandma, what BIG eyes you have."
"Better to see you with dear... (hee, hee)"
"Oooh grandma, what BIG teeth you have."
"(hee, hee) Better to EAT YOU with..."
And the Big Bad Wolf leaps hungrily out
Of bed, ready to pounce on poor, cute,
Defenseless, and darling Little Red Riding Hood...
Only to see her rip out a .44 Magnum from under
Her basket and unload four rounds, point-blank,
Into his belly.
"Arrrghh," the Big Bad Wolf cries in pain.
"Kids nowadays. I shudaff known." | |
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Posted: 1/17/2007 3:20:56 PM | On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and
began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go
get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and
searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with
the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new
Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope
hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of
rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear
bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and,
with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the
farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best
Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began
to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he
would then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his
life. The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks" | |
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