| Why do married men masturbate?
Posted: 4/23/2009 5:19:43 PM | So, heres the problem.
I went to bed one evening and woke up to find my husband masturbating to porn on the computer.
Easy Solution:
F*ck it til its raw next time and that way, he wont need to beat "Rosey."
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| Why do married men masturbate?
Posted: 4/23/2009 6:41:23 PM |
Easy Solution:
F*ck it til its raw next time and that way, he wont need to beat "Rosey."
Um..... Are you free this weekend? | |
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| Why do married men masturbate?
Posted: 4/23/2009 6:48:23 PM | Um..... Are you free this weekend?
Ummm, Pirate-
NEGATIVE.
I have a hot date scheduled for Saturday and no room in my little black book.
~rolls eyes~
 
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| Why do married men masturbate?
Posted: 4/28/2009 10:55:02 PM | Why do married men masturbate?
Are you serious?..A guy can't pull his junk without mentally disturbing you, that's really really sad. A quick wank in the morning =around 5 minutes, wakeing you up,arousing you and just getting ready for sex= 30 minutes. Oh yeah i have no idea why he would want to do that. And why would you be offended by porn? ... it's just stimulation ...if he can't have stimulation other than from you then you shouldn't be able either ( toys...ect)
So, heres the problem.
There is no problem unless he doesn't have sex with you. | |
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| Why do married men masturbate?
Posted: 4/28/2009 11:18:16 PM | | We are led to believe that sex is all about making the woman happy. Make the woman happy and the man will be happy. When is the time where he gets happy and can enjoy it. He is not with some other woman he is just making himself happy. Someone posted earlier that sex with you is like 30 minutes of effort and by himself is 5 minutes. Thats 1/6 of the effort and better luvin (only he knows just how to get him special). He was considerate enough not to wake you. I have a few married female friends and they are tired of waking up to being poked. Men and women are different. We want a series of short sessions ... most woman want a long quality session. Most women want men to initiate physically. Or give clues and think he is getting the clues. Instead of taking the cowards way out and asking an semi anonymous forum, why don't you talk to him and ask him why he masturbates. You might be surprised as the teacher in the teachers lounge who was wondering why her husband wanted sex after 2 children ... they " ... have kids why does he want to do that, still? What's wrong with him ... " | |
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| Why do married men masturbate?
Posted: 4/29/2009 1:14:05 AM | The response is simple: married men masturbate for one of two reasons:
1) Their wife isn't present (they're on a business trip or something similar)
2) Their wife isn't taking care of them.
#2 is most common. In short: when your husband wants to have sex, have sex.
Problem solved. | |
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| Why do married men masturbate?
Posted: 4/29/2009 5:06:53 AM | | We need another thread entitled "why aren't wives always available for sex whenever their husbands are horny?" | |
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| Why do married men masturbate?
Posted: 4/29/2009 8:49:11 PM | | lol I'm sorry, to see this post here initially and all the replies just struck me kind of funny ... I won't go into the humerous part. Instead maybe check out www.sexhelp.com ... there's a fine line between some harmless late night porn and having a serious issue that isn't sexy, funny or has anything to do with something being wrong with YOU, maybe he has a problem .. maybe not, either way - best of luck! | |
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| Why do married men masturbate?
Posted: 5/3/2009 11:44:50 AM |
I'm real...and I'm RIGHT HERE
Two things:
1. IF you frequently reject his advances, he might reach a point where he just gives up and goes for the easy release. (Note that I am not saying you do this, I am saying IF you do this.)
2. Initiate more often. Most men I know find that after a while, they are the ones who have to initiate intimacy all of the time. | |
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| Why do married men masturbate?
Posted: 5/3/2009 5:27:59 PM |
Guess what? Your husband wants to f**k other women.
Guess what else? He's not attracted to you anymore.
He's too familiar with you. Intamcy destroys sexual attraction.
I've gotten ahead of myself. Are you "big"(fat)?
Were you fat when he met you? If so,he doesn't really desire being with you.
If you've gained weight since you've been married,he resents you for not being slim anymore & is seeking outside stimulation from prettier women.
You're a horrible human being to leap to such conclusions.
Enjoying a quick play to porn means none of the above quoted. | |
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| Why do married men masturbate?
Posted: 5/4/2009 3:40:27 AM | | Likely he woke up and was feeling randy, so, rather than try to wake you he took the do it yourself option to gedt his relief. Your solution should have been to take over , show your love and do it for him or give him an oral. You could have made it a great moment for both of you. | |
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| Why do married men masturbate?
Posted: 5/4/2009 5:37:47 AM | Why? Because he's sick of banging you for the 8,000,000,00th time, that's why. Because looking at hot women online is stimulating and it's NOT CHEATING. We like many women in our lives and to be stuck with one, although we love her, is a hard proposition.
You don't masturbate??? | |
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| Why do married men masturbate?
Posted: 5/14/2009 9:36:58 PM | I usually just read the forums, but today I found this thread and had to reply.
Personally, I think men masturbate so that they don't explode.
That would be so embarrassing.
And I think women, well not all women, but some women just need to accept the fact that men are more visual and don't always need the headache that goes with having a real live woman in the room.
I'm joking in a way, but it's true.
P.S
If women could just open up and admit that they like and want sex too and stop making it such a cat n mouse charade, perhaps we wouldn't need to beat the bishop. | |
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| Why do married men masturbate?
Posted: 6/4/2009 8:20:01 AM |
He should be masterbating (sic) to your picture.
Good grief! What if he comes on your face? Is that bad? Do we call that a "photo finish"? Will such actions translate into an objectionable real-life sexual fetish? This could be a Bad Idea!
Besides, masturbation is often about fantasy, and after 20 years of marriage, for instance, the wife may not be his physical inspiration for lust, even if love exists. | |
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| Why do married men masturbate?
Posted: 6/4/2009 10:10:53 AM | LOL~~
I couldn't read all of this~~ but the last page was worth it for the laugh!
I am not a man, but I thought that masturbating didn't really have a lot to do with how much sex a man is getting. Isn't it completely different? Maybe he didn't want to screw-- he just wanted to get off?
very funny stuff! | |
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| Why do married men masturbate?
Posted: 6/4/2009 10:11:26 PM | Holy nutcrackers, this post is 3 years old and still going. No way am I going to read 24 pages but I've been lucky enough on occasion to make the last post on a thread so here goes. Reminds me of a joke boys told when they were um.... boys.
Which is quicker, the hand or the eye?
So maybe he thought his hand was quicker than her eye. | |
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| Why do married men masturbate?
Posted: 6/5/2009 1:33:48 AM | Well, masturbation in general is just normal, both male and females do it and there is nothing wrong with it.
Some guys have more higher sex drives then their lovers do and the same goes for some women also, i know for sure that if i was busy, playing wow and inbetween kills/quests and flying to a flightpoint, i would look at my girlfriend/wife sleeping, i might think of something about her and get me horny, i would NOT wake her up to get some, i would go find a erotic story and read it and masturbate, who the hell cares, i just imagine my girlfriend/wife as the female and me as the male, its not really cheating at all.
If she is awake, i would ask for some, if she isn't in the mood or doesn't feel well, i will just masturbate and i would be bad if the role was reversed.
If any woman or guy asks that their loved ones not masturbate at all is just selfish. | |
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| Why do married men masturbate?
Posted: 6/5/2009 9:55:50 AM | | Well, sometimes men believe they have to grovel and beg for sex from their wives. By masturbating, they may see that as retaining a little of their dignity - an alternative to begging. | |
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| Why do married men masturbate?
Posted: 6/5/2009 9:59:17 AM | Why do PEOPLE masterbate PERIOD....
They are horny... that's why.
If you want attention and some sex - grab him by the pecker and give it a good tongue lashing.. if that doesn't "perk" him up.. there's trouble...
JMO
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I alread posted to this years ago.. sheesh.. oh well.. dont' think my answer is much different.. | |
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| Why do married men masturbate?
Posted: 6/5/2009 10:36:51 AM | maybe he is embarassed to bring up certain fetishes with you? maybe he has certain aspects of his sexuality that he is not comfy with yet...it is quite natural. you could also look at porn with him and/or masturbate together...just a thought.
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