| Sex in the woman mind after 40. Posted: 2/24/2008 9:55:18 AM |
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open. George Bernard Shaw and Ogden Nash:
I DO, I WILL, I HAVE
How wise I am to have instructed the butler to instruct the first footman to instruct the second footman to instruct the doorman to order my carriage; I am about to volunteer a definition of marriage. Just as I know that there are two Hagens, Walter and Copen, I know that marriage is a legal and religious alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut and a woman who can't sleep with the window open. Moreover just as I am unsure of the difference between flora and fauna and flotsam and jetsam I am quite sure that marriage is the alliance of two people one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgetsam, And he refuses to believe there is a leak in the water pipe or the gas pipe and she is convinced she is about to asphyxiate or drown, And she says Quick get up and get my hairbrushes off the window sill, it's raining in, and he replies Oh they're all right, it's only raining straight down. That is why marriage is so much more interesting than divorce, Because it's the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat over everything debatable and combatable, Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable. | |
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| Sex in the woman mind after 40. Posted: 2/24/2008 1:23:39 PM | LOL @Nicenurse....I said that about the mailman the other day too! Hell, mail's always being delivered late anyway, if he's kidnapped for a day or two (or three or four) no one will be the wiser!  | |
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| Sex in the woman mind after 40. Posted: 2/25/2008 8:17:34 PM | But it's soooo entertaining and full of good information. 
Oh and tmvq, you do know this kalico dude is married right. | |
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| Sex in the woman mind after 40. Posted: 2/25/2008 8:33:40 PM | annudder, I think you hit the secret. Men and women are very different. When they love each other and respect each other's differences, they compliment each other perfectly............... | |
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| Sex in the woman mind after 40. Posted: 2/26/2008 7:07:32 AM | Sex in the mind.. That is where it seems to be staying lately
Seriously, I think women think about sex probably as much as men after 45, although they aren't quite a vocal about it. Granted there are some women who are looking for sex only, but most women are looking for a little more, such as love, companionship and close intimacy. JMO | |
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| Sex in the woman mind after 40. Posted: 2/26/2008 7:38:10 AM | TM, just throwing that out there, I still don't know when Married and Dating started being used together in the same sentence, but it is evidently OK now days, just wish I knew about it when I was married may have had too try it out, but then again probably not, my morals are higher than that.
And sorry, I did not mean to make it look like you wanted to have sex with this person, my bad. | |
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| Sex in the woman mind after 40. Posted: 2/26/2008 2:45:58 PM |
I totally agree MARRIAGE and DATING...is still cheating, Only if you date someone outside of the marriage. Dating your spouse, last time I checked the PC handbook, was still on the approved list.
And oughta be mandatory.
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| Sex in the woman mind after 40. Posted: 2/26/2008 7:27:13 PM | After reading all these posts, it's been revealed to me that women over 40 do think about sex a lot more. An old story comes to mind perhaps it is correct:
A lady strolls into a bar with 100 men in it. She looks around and says to herself, That one, maybe that one over there, and possibly the one in the corner. A man walks into a bar with 100 women in it and says outloud, YES!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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| Sex in the woman mind after 40. Posted: 2/27/2008 8:38:58 PM |
A lady strolls into a bar with 100 men in it. She looks around and says to herself, That one, maybe that one over there, and possibly the one in the corner. A man walks into a bar with 100 women in it and says outloud, YES!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah, yes...... • If the woman sees another women look at "the one", she turns around and leaves • If the man is followed by 500 other men into the bar, he still stays!!! Why? The women are still there! | |
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| Sex in the woman mind after 40. Posted: 3/4/2008 4:40:34 AM | | hiya all I am 52 yrs young. been around the block a few times also all round the world, for a long time ai thought ai was a small man in the penis stakes, and it affected my confidence no ensbut in life you learn to adapt to over come it was only last year I realised I was not a small man at all@ 7.5 incheswith plenty of stamina there is no lady I would be afraid of taking to bed but to get to the main point of this debate, give me a mature lady who knows what she wants not afraid to make****ups ( pardon the pun) to be able to laugh on the odd occasion when you cum too quick, or she squirs in your face as you give her good oral sex, yes the fresh firm young ladies look very desireable, but give me maturity every day of the week. all for regards David. | |
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| Sex in the woman mind after 40. Posted: 3/4/2008 12:30:52 PM | Wonders what you used to "prime" yourself???........
OT........Over all, I think most of us that are 40 and over, still enjoy sex and are very capable of using not only our minds, but our bodies as well.....both men and women.........
Just my opinion......  | |
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| Sex in the woman mind after 40. Posted: 3/5/2008 11:26:14 AM | c _deacon says: "Wonders what you used to "prime" yourself???........ "
Wouldn't you like to know!!!
Ask and I might tell!!! | |
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| Sex in the woman mind after 40. Posted: 3/11/2008 9:46:04 PM | | I think about it quite frequently. I want an intimate, fulfilling, sexual relationship with someone I care about. Is that the same as sex? Sure do look forward to Mr. Right coming into my life. | |
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| Sex in the woman mind after 40. Posted: 3/12/2008 2:59:17 AM |
Dating your spouse, last time I checked the PC handbook, was still on the approved list.
And oughta be mandatory.
So true! Even with 4 kids running around, my ex and I had a date every Friday night and it was wonderful.............the babysitter came over, we went out and it was "our" time............
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| Sex in the woman mind after 40. Posted: 3/12/2008 6:23:53 AM | Steveracer :::: Oh and tmvq, you do know this kalico dude is married right. So married men can't enjoy the forum.. before you get on your high and mighty morals horse maybe you should read my profile... It's very explicid that I am married, do not wish to date, have sex, etc.. But I do like humour and lots of it... If you want to make a play on tmvq go right ahead.. I'm not in the way
ON a lighter note tmvq can I be your mail man  | |
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| Sex in the woman mind after 40. Posted: 3/12/2008 10:56:19 AM | Then just why do you feel the Need to be on a SINGLES site. God I used to have friends like you, notice I said (Used to) that could not wait to get away from their wife so they could go play with someone else's wife, yea I have a Big problem with guys like that. And at least I Have Morals, some people Don't. This is enough on the subject if you don't get it now you never will.
OH, and they do make SHIRTS you can wear, put one on, or are you Advertising. | |
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| Sex in the woman mind after 40. Posted: 3/12/2008 12:30:06 PM | Yes, I believe you are correct !!! This is why younger man should date older women!! With men MY age, they are just about FINISHED - hence the popularity of enhancing drugs they all need. | |
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