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 Leeanne
Joined: 10/14/2005
Msg: 76
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Here's another lovely message I have received...

can i give you a facial


Oh yeah a cucumber facial would be nice thank you!!! LMAO -
 snowsoup
Joined: 5/6/2006
Msg: 77
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Posted: 5/12/2006 8:18:19 AM
Roller girl I get those too. be creative guys and tell us more about your selves!!!
 ladydi8
Joined: 1/28/2006
Msg: 78
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Posted: 5/12/2006 9:42:23 AM
just got one that says "hi hotie"............its so nice not having to tax my brain figuring out how to reply to these simple hello's.......................
 raspberry83
Joined: 2/18/2006
Msg: 79
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Posted: 5/14/2006 1:46:07 AM
"heres a goood one....and english is not her second language!!

"" ...WHO CARE IF THING WORK OUT DISTANCE IS NOT THE POBMLE OKAY THING ABOUT IT IF YOU DONT TO KEEP TOUCH THAT OKAY,JUST SAY SO, YOU MIGHT WANT SOMEONE WITH LOT OF GOOD LOOK, THAT NOT ME I NOT ULGLY OR PRETTY..""

and she was offended that i suggest her go do an English course first, then come back!!!"

That is so funny! I've had a few of those..english being their first language aswell!
 Aurora73
Joined: 3/25/2006
Msg: 80
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Posted: 5/14/2006 9:51:14 AM

So out of my whole post THAT'S the thing you choose to pick out? I'm assuming that's directed at me since I'm the only one who used the words "racist" or "Muslim".

Perhaps it would have made you feel better if I had used the word "Xenophobe"? Maybe if you had read his blog (like I did in its entirety) you would have known that he equated all middle-eastern men as Muslim even though some are Christian, some are Hindus and some are Sikhs. He advocated the murder of anyone he suspected of being Middle-Eastern. I just find it interesting that out of the entirety of my post you picked that one word to dissect. It wouldn't be the first time I've seen you use that tactic in various threads and I'm sure it won't be the last. I personally think you are just looking for a fight and you don't much care where you find one.

Now, perhaps you have something on-topic to add?


How could I have read his blog in its entirety? I couldn't, so I have to rely upon your interpretation. The man is an overgeneralizer, to be sure, and yes, a racist. But I can say that only because of the new information you've provided.

I would have dissected more of your post, had I found anything else that motivated me to respond. You are angry because more of it didn't resonante with me, one way or another? And my two-line post provoked this firestorm? You know, you just might be oversensitive.

BTW, all this time and effort still don't detract from my point. Because you seem to be saying something different than "anti-Islamism = racism", I'll take that as an apology. You also have my apology for pointing that out in a non-tactful way.

~Aurora
 gothygeek
Joined: 8/13/2005
Msg: 81
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Posted: 5/14/2006 11:47:41 AM

How could I have read his blog in its entirety? I couldn't, so I have to rely upon your interpretation. The man is an overgeneralizer, to be sure, and yes, a racist. But I can say that only because of the new information you've provided.


Oh, I don't know.... Maybe instead of trying to find something in my post to pick apart you could have just taken it at face value? This was not a discussion on racism; it’s a discussion about bad e-mails.


I would have dissected more of your post, had I found anything else that motivated me to respond. You are angry because more of it didn't resonante with me, one way or another? And my two-line post provoked this firestorm? You know, you just might be oversensitive.


To the contrary, I'm confused why you feel the need to scour over posts and respond when racism is mentioned, even in passing. I'd say someone else seems to be "oversensitive" about the subject. You had nothing to add to the actual topic discussion. Why bother?


BTW, all this time and effort still don't detract from my point. Because you seem to be saying something different than "anti-Islamism = racism", I'll take that as an apology.


Wow, aren't you Captain Condescending? You could take that as an apology if I had something to, you know, actually apologize for.


You also have my apology for pointing that out in a non-tactful way.


Thanks but no thanks. I respond to apologizes that are sincere. Again, do you have anything to add to the discussion at hand?

OT: The last e-mail I received had only the sentence, “Do you smoke Mores or Cigars?”

It was also the title of his profile. I take it that he had a smoking fetish and I didn’t respond. Later that night he e-mailed again to ask why I hadn’t responded.
 Ont_jackal
Joined: 5/4/2006
Msg: 82
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Posted: 5/14/2006 11:57:25 AM
Earlier this week, i had a HE/SHE email me wanted to meet up, Im thinking this person cannot read, in my profile it saysIM looking for a woman (as in female, born a female). some people i swear was dropped on their head as a child.
 Heart Bandit
Joined: 5/13/2006
Msg: 83
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Posted: 5/14/2006 12:49:19 PM
I'll bet that none of those who write that garbage would ever say such things in person. But in the impersonal world of cyber space they feel protected enough to reveal their true miserable selves. It is scary knowing how many are out there in the real world where by necessity they must hide their deep dark secrets of perversion.
 LairaL
Joined: 2/8/2006
Msg: 84
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Posted: 5/22/2006 5:31:06 PM
How about this one that I received today

i\'m a white man 35 in hattiesburg well built and well hung with 9 inches in need of a real woman to pleasure my big stick r u woman enough to handle it?

To which I replied,
Sure come on over, Don't mind that I'm 68, will unfold the girls and air them out for your visit, and find my cane so we can bat that stick around for awhile. I really think I can handle 9 inches with this cane of mine. It is well worn. Hey sonny, I've been around the block a time or two so make sure you come prepared. On the way over stop by and pick up some manners.

 bucsgirl
Joined: 5/13/2006
Msg: 85
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Posted: 5/22/2006 5:40:48 PM
When I had my psychobabe profile up, I got this one.
"hey you're crazy, wanna get married"
I wrote back
"I may be crazy, but I'm not nuts!"
He writes
"Naw, really, ever think of moving to Wisconsin"
I said
"From Florida?? Heck no!!"
 legend82856
Joined: 9/18/2005
Msg: 86
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Posted: 5/22/2006 6:30:09 PM
verygreeneyes, you're a lollipop? so, how many licks does it take to get to your center?
 kevnar
Joined: 7/7/2005
Msg: 87
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Posted: 5/22/2006 9:22:10 PM
I've never gotten an unsolicited email from anyone on this site. Not even so much as a "hi. i liked ur profile." Nothing. Apparently I'm diseased or something.

I've sent out a lot of messages to women in town here too, and gotten about the same rate of response. One or two for every 25 or so, and I acutally write intelligent messages to people.

Ah well. The bait is on the hook. -waits patiently-

 celtic_one
Joined: 1/14/2006
Msg: 88
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Posted: 7/30/2006 11:21:20 AM
Sigi that 1st one was the best.! lol

Not sure which are my favorites the horribly spelled ones or the ones that won't take a hint & go away. At least the poor spellers are funnier.

BTW: "I like the way you lay down", too. And you can leave your hat on! roflmao
 flsoldier
Joined: 5/28/2006
Msg: 89
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Posted: 7/30/2006 11:24:35 AM
One of the first responses I got simply said, "Wassssssup?"

Ok, fine.

I went to check out her profile for laughs and it stated very clearly she only dates and is only friends with black men.

Now...I don't think I look black, but I could be wrong.

Colin
 coca2
Joined: 2/17/2006
Msg: 90
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Posted: 7/30/2006 11:54:45 AM
I got one from a weirdo.. he wrote."I know what you need, an 8 inch d..k between your tits."..I thought.. oh that was the void in my life!....Another, wanted me to take care of him financially..WTF?
 AREALANGEL
Joined: 2/5/2006
Msg: 91
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Posted: 7/30/2006 12:04:24 PM
I had a guy email me and IM me he only lives a few miles from me...but would not meet me BECAUSE..if we do meet...he would expect us to be intimate..we had been emailing and IM each other for months...he said if we meet..we will meet for sex..that is it...

I told him...no deal..

He then told me this woman from another state was going to travel all the way from another state to be with him...she was willing to travel all that way for sex...why shouldnt I drive only a few miles? he was worth it....well he kept emailing me on the details of this woman..

She met him...she was married and looking for a guy to help her get a divorce..but their money was all tied up..she gave him sex for the exchange of money...this is what goes on....in the personal dating world..

I didnt hear from him for a while and decided to email on his life? She skipped out on him...but did move out of the marital household and got her own apartment...in ANOTHER STATE...
she wanted him to meet her there...he refused..that was that...........
 Brizo
Joined: 2/19/2006
Msg: 92
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Posted: 7/30/2006 12:06:07 PM
The scariest..."you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and I want you." I emailed him back indicating he didn't really know me and he lived too far away and that perhaps he was just a little intense there....then he emailed me 6 times in an hour "why won't you talk with me" till I had to block him. The sad part is it was probably a form letter...the most beautiful woman someone has ever seen....yeah.... I prefer my compliments to be sincere....
 getinmyarms
Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 93
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Posted: 7/30/2006 12:48:50 PM
hI, I just ran over your profile, im really interesting you, I like to laugh want man with similer interests. age is just a number please chance me. i want sence of humor and responce me soon so we can begin housing.

I thanked her for her honesty in reporting that she ran over my profile, asked for her insurance info to make repairs to it. The damage wasnt that bad, in fact POF fixed it for free, but, she then asked for help in covering the cost of her deductible,as she couldn't cover it, or herself judging from her photos.
I told her 110 over 80 are just numbers too, as is the speed limit, but her only reply was that she could pay if I would deposit some cashiers checks into my account from her friend and send her the money. her last words to me were 'responce me soon'.
I hate it when they dont write back to ME, but, I just haven't figured out how to reply.
I havent even applied for the housing permits from her first email,
Im so confused.
 calgaryboi
Joined: 3/18/2006
Msg: 94
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Posted: 7/30/2006 1:03:18 PM
ok I'll bite...hmmm let me think of the funniest one I have ever received....oh I got it...she wrote " Nice shoes wanna f***!" ...I laughed my ass off, sent her a funny reply for originality...the irony? I have no shoes in my pictures
 redneckcountrygirl
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 95
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Posted: 7/30/2006 1:49:47 PM
My favorite was an I.M. He was 28 and simply wrote. Like anal? My immediate response was, So does that mean you are an *sshole? Do guys really think that the older women on here are just waiting for some studmuffin?
 geoweb
Joined: 11/24/2005
Msg: 96
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Posted: 7/31/2006 4:14:25 PM
How did the date go, Redneckcountrygirl?

I'm betting that a whole thread of answers to his question would be hilarious...
 greeneyes1961
Joined: 7/3/2006
Msg: 97
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Posted: 7/31/2006 4:59:57 PM
....maybe she just came out of a coma? or out of witness protection? maybe you should give her another chance?.....:-)
 greeneyes1961
Joined: 7/3/2006
Msg: 98
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Posted: 7/31/2006 5:03:22 PM
I"m sorry....! my last post was meant to reply to Montreal Guy's comment....sheesh...what a rookie
 Brooklyn7
Joined: 5/4/2004
Msg: 99
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Posted: 7/31/2006 5:09:57 PM
Ive gotten a few pretty bad ones... mostly... "Hi... whats up????" I hate those... I usually just reply with... "Nothing..." and thats where it ends....



I think I send a few pretty bad ones..... just messin around... One... I emailed a girl and told her to hook me up with the other girl in one of her pictures....


then I immediately sent her another email saying I was just kidding... and she looked way better than her freind.....


apparently.. she didnt think it was that funny........


I sent out another one in which I said.... "Hi.... Youre almost as good looking as I am.... " just to see if I got a response and what it would be....



she didnt respond.... wonder why?????
 hugmetighter
Joined: 7/26/2006
Msg: 100
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Posted: 7/31/2006 5:13:55 PM
[and another one was "pppppppp"......that was it. LOL/]

thats Hannibal Lecter having his liver and fava beans isn't it?????
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