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Posted: 7/31/2006 7:20:19 PM | I got one recently that said
What about me and you getting together? You know... as in having sex..
WTF? Yeah, I will get right on that. | |
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Posted: 7/31/2006 7:29:10 PM | Re Message 20:
Tee, that was 5 good reasons, he only wanted 3. Did you go out?
Now I will go back and read the rest, these look like fun. For the record, never received one, never sent one. Sorry, I can't make a worthwhile contribution. | |
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Posted: 7/31/2006 7:29:19 PM | Re Message 20:
Tee, that was 5 good reasons, he only wanted 3. Did you go out?
Now I will go back and read the rest, these look like fun. For the record, never received one, never sent one. Sorry, I can't make a worthwhile contribution. | |
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Posted: 7/31/2006 7:44:55 PM | Here's some of the E-mails I've received that stood out in mind:
1. "Word!"
2. "Hey, I'm ___, here's my number: ______, you're HOT!"
3. "Most pics are fine, there's just this one that you look ugly in, but it's ok. You can take it down. Please reply. Bye cutie!"
4. "..." (Yes, that was an E-mail)
5. "I don't share any of the interests you do, but I think we could have a LOT OF FUN!"
6. "I'm married, but you sure are sexy! I need something discreet. Wanna hook up?"
7. "Hii, i"M _____, i likeed yer profil, yous cute! i'm luking for the samme as u. i werk ful time (I'm a teacher)), and i likeed the samme stuff u likee. Right back!" (Yes, a TEACHER) Ummm...ok there.
8. "Sup! Holla back! I don't have time to be here 24/7, but I come to check mail. Holla!"
9. "Whoa! Huge azz profile! Didn't have time to read all of it, but I'd like to hear back from you!"
10. "You're not ALL THAT!"
11. "Hello Queen Bee, see you're popular on POF. Niiiiice..."
12. "Hey! Send me more pics of you, would love to see more! You're cute!" (From someone with NO photo at all in their profile)
13. "Hi"
14. "What's your email? I would love to add you to msn and strip for you on cam."
15. "jfeowiefkslndosljfofkdm" - or something along these lines. lol - again, that was an Email. lol
16. "You have serious anger issues. The way you write in your profile...wow! You need help. I can help ya! Email me."
17. "This is my 8th email to you in two days, why won't you reply back!!!?? What's wrong with me? Please, please please talk to me!"
Ahhhh, there's more I'm sure, maybe I'll add some in part 2. :)
Monika | |
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Posted: 7/31/2006 8:12:35 PM | Wow. After reading through five pages of these...
I thought I was a bit of a loser because I don't own a Ferarri... Man, I'm SO much more of a stud than I ever realized!!!  | |
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Posted: 7/31/2006 8:20:37 PM | lol well it wasn't a first letter..... but, i spoke briefly with a gentlemen, pics were exchanged.... he kept trying to change the discussion to sexual banter. LOL, I told him I wasn't interested to which he replied, "I thought the ones with kids were easy." I replied, "No...not at all." His response: "They all deny it." Psycho man. | |
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daisie
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Joined: 9/22/2004
Msg: 109 | |
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Posted: 7/31/2006 8:22:22 PM | Wow Monika...those are funny.
Most of my emails are nice and normal from NICE DECENT MEN. THERE ARE LOTS OF NICE GUYS HERE!! Lately I've gotten a few rude ones:
Last week a guy from TENNESSEE told me that people from my town are losers.
So I wrote back: "Interesting opinion...coming from an inbred HILLBILLY"
A guy today told me I was dumb to jump out of an airplane (not in a joking way...in a serious way) and other mild INSULTS
So I wrote back: "Spoken like a true coward. and Next time I want your dumbass opinion, I'll ask ya for it."
Buuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttttttt the rudest of alllllllllllllll rude emails was a year ago when a guy wrote and asked if I was Molested By My Dad. (WTF?????) Woweeee....that brings rude down to a whole new level. So he needed extra special attention:::::::::
I waited a couple weeks then I put him on my FAVORITE list. After a week or so he noticed I put him on my list and he had FORGOTTEN his insulting initial email to me. SO....this guy thought I really, truly, honestly was interested in him!!!!!!! He thought I wanted his hotttt body and brilliant mind!!! OH my god....I've never had so much fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (in this pond ....I do have more fun outside the pond)
To make a long hilarious story short...I PRETENDED to be interested...he started really opening up to me, spilling his guts to me, telling me all kinds of personal things about his sensitive side and blah blah blah.
He sent me pictures (none posted on his profile) and poems and he told me that he cried in movies and and and etc etc etc blah blah blah. This guy wouldnt shut up... This went on for a few weeks. Then.....SUDDENLY.... when he LEAST expected it....I emailed and asked how he liked it when "his daddy gave it to him in the hiney."
Oh my god....this guy came unglued!!! He called me so many names and insulted me and he was truly hurt and offended and tried to pretend all the sappy, mushy crap he told me was lies to manipulate meeee.
Sucka!!!! I even had to TELL him NUMEROUS times that HHHHEEEEE did that to me over a month previously. He never aknowledged that....didnt deny it either.
Hahahahahaa.......am I evil??????? naaaaaaaa not me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was my best one ever. Like the tv commercial says.......PRICELESS!!!
Ok ok ok...so what? I admit Im here for the entertianment baby!!! If heeeee starts it then then I'm having some fun.....like a CAT with a MOUSE!!!
I must say that guy did have some excellent insults. I should have printed them out. They were totally ridiculous and absurd...but they were funny as hell!
sorry...i really did try to make that post short as possible. I get all caught up in the memories....ahhhhh | |
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Posted: 8/2/2006 5:31:34 AM | | I seriously think the guys who send the messages like "I'm married, but you sure are sexy! I need something discreet. Wanna hook up?" or "Wanna ****!" try and play the odds game and send it to as many girls as they can in hopes ones up for it. | |
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Posted: 8/2/2006 5:39:40 AM | Iv'e had 'i like your style, we should meet' 'Let me know by tuesday i have to fly out' DELETED!   | |
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Posted: 8/2/2006 6:03:05 AM | | I've only been contacted first a few times here and they've always been nice. I have heard plenty of horror stories from women though. | |
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Posted: 8/4/2006 7:34:58 PM | "With 4 kids, you must be horny because I'm sure you don't have a lot of opportunities with men. I wouldn't have a problem ******* you."
To which I replied: "I WOULD have a problem ******* you! First I would have to wait for you to find your little member with a magnifying glass, wait for you to crawl out from under your rock, apply your herpes ointment..." | |
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lime29
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Joined: 7/3/2006
Msg: 115 | |
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Posted: 8/4/2006 7:38:40 PM | Oddest message I've gotten so far on this site:
"I see that you have a tattoo picture on your profile. Would you hold my hand when I get a tattoo? If you marry me, I will hold your hand when you have a baby." | |
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Posted: 8/6/2006 1:37:31 AM | | Oh my God. I just got another one from the same person as above. All it said was: Very Bangable. And again.. he added the pictures. | |
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Posted: 8/6/2006 7:58:34 AM | I keep getting "Try Agains".
Wanna know what those are, or can you guess? Screw it, I'll tell you anyway, since I'm sure that at least the men-folk would not be familiar with these types of messages (feel free to let me know if I'm wrong though, guys).
These are men who've messaged me previously. A few weeks ago, a month or two ago.. maybe more... who will message me again saying something like, "Well, you weren't interested before, but since I changed my profile, I thought I'd try again".
Now... I know women do change their minds a lot, but still. Since we all hate rejection, why would these people go back and try with someone who already rejected them once?
I guess you could argue that it never hurts to try, but far as I am concerned.. they tried already and nothing came of it.
Don't get it. | |
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Posted: 8/6/2006 8:17:00 PM | | I'm glad none of my first messages I sent out are quoted on this thread. Phew! What a relief! I guess it wasn't as bad. | |
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Posted: 8/11/2006 4:34:10 PM | My fav so far was the whack job who told me if i did not find her attractive enough, she had a HOT 17 year old daughter she would hook me up with.
Blocked that user faster than Tony Stewart can drive......and for you non NASCAR people, that is damn fast. | |
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Posted: 8/11/2006 5:36:57 PM | | I have my email settings sent to 100 characters for a first contact email. I cannot figure out why guys don't seem to get that this means i want more than one sentence followed by a bunch of gibberish or even the same sentence posted over and over again. | |
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wulfio
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Joined: 11/23/2005
Msg: 121 | |
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Posted: 8/17/2006 3:12:14 PM | I've had some dumb ones. Mostly just "lets chat", their msn, or comments on my pictures. When you actually start talking to them you find out pretty quickly they never read a single sentence. Its amazing I figured women would actually read profiles considering most guys never read theres. I guess its a two way street.
I got a little smirk from one of them though, she commented on a part of my profile where i said i make a point to travel to see my family in France on an annual basis - which good for her she actually read it - but said "you sound so darn professional"... gee thanks! | |
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Posted: 3/11/2007 11:46:41 AM | | Oh Lord! I hate when guy's are like that!! Especially when they keep emailing you and you don't respond, it's like oh my gosh honestly if I wanted to get to know you better I would contact you back! Just stop trying! I had one guy call me his tinkerbell *cringes* and another who could barely speak english other than to say that he has a 'big big**** to which I replied 'I bet you have big hands too, why don't you use them'. | |
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Posted: 3/11/2007 7:41:48 PM | On another site, I specifically asked to not receive emails with just "Hi" and a picture. Guess what? I got some emails with Hi and a picture. Just like Mr. Stewart and the car, I was fast on the draw to hit "delete"!
On occasion I get an email from a right wing nut who just cannot stand my strong liberal beliefs that I've expressed in other posts in the Forums. "BLOCK"!
Maybe I should try doing a new profile making me out to be the worst Star Trek geek of all time just to play the cat and mouse game with bad emails | |
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Posted: 3/12/2007 7:00:21 AM | I've had two really bad ones that stand out as being worse than the rest of the bad ones! lol
"I think you should relocate to Florida and convert to Scientology." He had his religion listed as Catholic. MMMMMMM Response: Read/delete
"I'm stroking it to your pic." Response: Read/Block | |
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Posted: 3/18/2007 2:44:29 AM | | I've had some that just said, "I loved your profile. You seem like a very attractive, nice, sweet lady, and very proud of you for staying sober. Keep up the good work". And that would be it. Most times I would never hear from them again. | |
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