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Posted: 5/15/2006 7:25:56 AM | | Maybe you "thought" he had one on ! lol.... | |
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Posted: 5/15/2006 11:07:24 AM | I'm glad you found it.
Now, can you tell me where that one sock goes in the washer ? | |
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Posted: 5/15/2006 11:16:41 AM | mhm... I too have had a condom inside the yammer... (without the dik inside the condom)
LOL.. wasn't too hard to get out though..
that is usually where you will find it if he was wearing one when you started fukking..
If it isn't up there.. I would wonder when he slipped it off and hid it on you.. LOL | |
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Posted: 5/15/2006 11:38:21 AM | Had the same thing happen yesterday actually. Only I was able to retrieve it. Guess his peter didn't want the rain coat. I would suggest using a pair of tweezers or if you can't even see or feel it then go to the clinic, they can get it out. Just be forewarned it hurts like a ****.
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Posted: 5/15/2006 11:50:25 AM | FYI
I am 7" and almost 2" but there is usually that ring around the top that starts to roll up again specially if it gets inside
and this happened to me a few years ago. So I don't think it matters much how big he is
Why guys don't like condoms, hard to get a good feel ( friction ) well ..... you sure as hell can last longer without cumming. So's I would go from hard to soft to hard to soft to hard ....get the picture
anyways eventually it worked it's way off and yeh alittle diggin and it came out although it wasn't easy try picking something out of a hole with three fingures scrunched together. Never thought of the tweezers but, don't think she trust me anyways with them in there | |
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Posted: 5/16/2006 8:14:07 AM | Hang on... I'll get it...
Oh... I can't I'm dating someone... Hey... someone... volunteer to go get that thing for her...
If not you might have to call the fire department  | |
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Posted: 5/16/2006 8:36:58 AM | | Tell your boyfriend the next time he buys magnum condoms...to hem them before he uses them....or atleaste tie it to his c ock. | |
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Posted: 5/16/2006 8:41:29 AM | duct tape
mabey a staple gun if that doesn't work | |
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Posted: 5/16/2006 9:30:16 AM | | Had one break awhile back, lol found the broken piece the next day....lol when I went to the bathroom. | |
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Posted: 5/16/2006 6:05:38 PM | | OMG, someone is actually suggesting that you cram tweezers in your kitty??? I think that might be a pretty poor choice! I do not care what you are looking for in there, tweezers are simply not the answer! | |
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Posted: 5/16/2006 9:37:23 PM | | Give a good, hard douche. It'll come flyin' out. | |
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Posted: 5/17/2006 7:18:27 AM | She shouldnt put tweezers in her vagina....thats my job...I allready have my miners helmet on, flashlight..check, breathing aparatious...check.....IM GOING IN!!!!
Red team leader to red squad that is a go....GODSPEED!!! | |
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Posted: 5/17/2006 9:27:53 AM | Dirt Devil works wonders.
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Posted: 5/17/2006 10:04:40 AM | | I must admit that this has been a very good laugh and thank you... really glad it was found!!! love the suggestions... More glad it has never happened to me... that woudl be scary... "did you check the ceiling fan?" Sim,ply Hilarious | |
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Posted: 5/17/2006 10:30:20 AM | | I'm thinking the hapless boyfriend needs to leave his ego behind when he's choosing a condom size next time around | |
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Posted: 5/19/2006 7:36:06 PM | This happened to me and my ex on our honeymoon.
We NEVER found the da*n thing.......seriously.
We ripped the bed apart, moved the bed, blankets, pillows, walls, ceiling....hahahaha..inside me.
No where to be found....
And NO it wasn't inside me. I think after 19 years I would have had some type of infection.
After we told a few friends that story, he got the nick name Jack Rabbit. The joke being he was f*cking me so hard and so fast, the condom disintegrated. HAHAHAHAHA. | |
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Posted: 5/19/2006 7:55:33 PM | ~OP~ You poor thing. Lonely is exactly correct. There is no where for it to go. To avoid infection however, you do need to get it out. If you are comfortable, let your b/f try (gently of course) and if that is fruitless, go to the doctor. They have seen so much worse, I promise!!! I wouldn't be embarrassed, at least you were using a condom!!!  | |
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Posted: 5/19/2006 10:43:42 PM | This does not bode well for your boyfriend....the fact that he can't keep a condom on. Perhaps next time he should try the X-Small size.
NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS SIZE, THEY MOST LIKELY FELL ASLEEP INSIDE HER...HAPPENS ALL THE TIME, EITHER IT WILL RESURFACE 1-3 DAYS LATER OR DISCHARGE IT SELF
I WILL VOLUNTEER MY SERVICES, AND GO DOWN AND GET IT FOR YOU...
OR I COULD LOAN YOU MY FAVORITE DOUBLE SIDED CATFISH LURE | |
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Posted: 5/19/2006 10:47:09 PM | duct tape mabey a staple gun if that doesn't work
OMG U ARE SO FUNNY I LAUGHED SO HARD | |
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Posted: 5/19/2006 11:55:23 PM | | seriously though, a condom put on correctly, isnt a damn easy thing to get off, even when your erection is gone....also there really arent any deep areas inside a vagina, that would be able to hold a 8 inch long piece of latex rubber without there being some evidence of it....I really have a hard time believing this shit is true, I would much more believe the guy either didnt wear one to begin with...or something, really if you and he are so inexperienced as to be losing condoms during sex....maybe, just maybe you need to do a little reading, and studying human anatomy or something | |
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Posted: 5/20/2006 2:53:36 AM | | If it did get "left" in the vagina, it would come out with the vaginal discharge that all women get. | |
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Posted: 5/20/2006 9:35:33 AM |
Now Im really really embarrassed. Im sure this has happened to a few females out there from time to time and really need some advice.
Without going into graphic detail, after a wild night with my boyfriend we umm kinda have a dilema, a missing condom. (stop laughing)
It came off during the 'act' and is no where in the room, which can only leave one place where it is... I cant find it and he said he cant find it.. so umm HELP !!
anyone brave enough to throw some advice our way would be muchly appreciated
thanks!
Medical Doctor, 4 teh w1n !1!! | |
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Posted: 5/20/2006 10:24:33 AM | | ok well my sugestion if u cant find it clearly it is up there in ur hole! yeah its embarassing n no offence butif it happeneds again witht hat same kinda comdom stop usuaing them or get a smaller size! or hop ehe is not drunk cause he wont reach maximum hardness n it could case it to fall off! | |
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Posted: 5/28/2006 12:58:15 PM | Try douching a couple times, it may help to lubricate and dislodge it. Or find someone with longer fingers. It may help if you squat while you are searching it helps push your lower abdomen downward. | |
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