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Posted: 1/11/2007 1:51:59 PM | LMAO! @ Aquarianbloke!  | |
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Posted: 1/11/2007 2:12:34 PM | | I have nothing to add other than my own experience. I was with my girl of the time when all of a sudden things started to feel too natural and I looked down. Oh snap. It’s gone. At first she accused me of sneaking it off . Then she thought it was on the bed, caught up in the covers. Eventually she went into the bathroom and it took her a good 10 minutes to find and fish it out. YIKES. That was a mood killer | |
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Posted: 1/11/2007 2:42:37 PM | | duct tape and a staple all good idea's but less harm by useing a ziptie a plumbers best friend. | |
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Posted: 1/11/2007 5:12:18 PM | | it happens all the time.....if it is "stuck" up there it WILL come down its self, no need to worry....if it doesnt in a day or two try duching or go to the clinic | |
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Posted: 1/12/2007 6:04:02 PM | | how about a shop vac? that thing will pick up almost anything ..... LMFAO | |
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Posted: 1/12/2007 6:20:34 PM | Ha Ha
I hope the original poster has found what she was looking for since it was posted in MAY.
I thought I'd share my experience: When messing around in a former relationship, I thought I felt something around that area. The girl said she didn't feel anything and we sorta dropped it. A few months later, while messing around again I happened to feel the same thing and then proceeded to pull it loose....
ha ha ha
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Posted: 1/12/2007 7:58:38 PM | | Oh gawd. Thast so bad COblkbobcat. Its one thing to lose your own but to find someone elses. EEEKKKE | |
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Posted: 1/14/2007 4:08:12 PM | your fella must have a sinny****for the comdom 2 come off lol  | |
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Posted: 1/14/2007 7:04:31 PM | well, since its been about 7 months, i hope you reached up in there to do a "Search & Siezure" before the d*mn thing got infected....eewww....   | |
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Posted: 3/29/2007 1:48:14 AM | If this happened to someone I knew Id just walk into the bedroom and ask the typical questions...
To the male...
Can I see your driver's licence and registration?
Have you been drinking tonight?
How fast do you think you were going?
How long have you lived in Japan?
OR..................
........K everyone else wait outside..
Ma am .. Stay calm..
Everyone stay back...
Gimme the loudspeaker...
"WE KNOW YOUR IN THERE... COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!!"
something like that.
No dice... wheres the negotiator?
..... "hes askin for a pizza and get a way car".
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Posted: 3/29/2007 2:03:14 AM | | sometimes a lost condom can get stuck so far up inside that it can only be removed by a doctor...happened to an acquaintance of mine once. in my own experience, a bit of muscle control and contraction of the vaginal muscles along with finger probing resulted in a successful recovery. this sort of thing happens, and is certainly nothing to be embarrassed about. | |
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Posted: 3/29/2007 2:14:10 AM | It would if... just when you removed it you heard a loud crowd of people outside cheering.
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Posted: 3/29/2007 4:50:02 PM | omg. i have been laughing so hard at this one my stomach aches. you guys are so funny. its nice to have somewhere to go for those embrassing moments. i really liked the thumbtack and duct tape ideal. you know what they say, if its broke get the duct tape. maybe you could have used the turkey baster to suck the little sucker out. lol too tooo funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Posted: 3/29/2007 4:54:42 PM | Just suck it up (no pun intended) and go to the doc or clinic - condoms aren't the only things they have to fish out of body cavities. Just don't wait too long or you'll wish you had gone sooner - infection happens.
And yea, I'm still | |
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Posted: 3/29/2007 5:27:53 PM | | I would suggest that you go to a doctor and ensure that it isn't inside you so that you don't get an infection or anything. Normally, even if it comes off inside you, you should be able to get it out yourself. But sometimes you hear those weird stories about the ones that can't... | |
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Posted: 3/29/2007 11:45:30 PM | | OMG...that WASNT chewing gum was it????? | |
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Posted: 4/18/2007 5:02:20 AM | | omg,,,my friend in a hurry one nite,,,opened a glow in the dark condom wrapper with his teeth,,,,,lol,,,,looked like a friggin crime scene when he was done,,,lol and he had it all over his face and mouth lol,,,,get a visual people..lol | |
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Posted: 4/18/2007 5:12:48 AM | | ok Mega....that was just too funny!!!!!!lmao | |
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Posted: 4/18/2007 5:42:05 AM | a ha i got it, next time it happens get your boyfriend to run up B&Q and get one of those industrial flymo leaf hoovers, that dislodge it  | |
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Posted: 4/18/2007 5:45:40 AM | | loll not making fun of your ordeal here,but it puts me in mind of something that happen with my ex wife and me only not as loving loll thats why shes a ex,went to make love one night after I had returned from a trip that I had took,I was gone for a week and had never used a condom on her,well in short I found one in her guess she thought lover boy threw it away,are you sure its your boyfriends condom or have you been naughty hmmmm ???? I'm j/k you on your part,good luck. | |
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Posted: 4/18/2007 6:27:06 AM | it's probably in your liver now, or maybe kidneys.
was it full of spunk? I assume that's why it fell off. Are you pregnant??!?
You could train a hamster or rat to retrieve it, rub some cheese on a condom and put it in the middle of a maze to train it.
ignore that guy who said to put a fish hook on the end of a coat hanger (may have been me)
the "squat-thrust-and grunt" method previously mentioned makes me laugh! | |
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Posted: 4/18/2007 10:47:01 PM | OMG!! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Glad to know that you had a safe recovery. Have you ever fished for coins in a storm drain as a kid? Next time have him put a piece of chewing gum on the end and fish again!  | |
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Posted: 4/18/2007 10:55:15 PM | Been there...done that! Happened to me a while back. I freaked out and planned on seeing a doctor. But than the next day I did some "digging" and finally got it out! You arn't the only one!  | |
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Posted: 4/19/2007 1:03:16 AM |
your fella must have a sinny****for the comdom 2 come off lol
That isn't necessarily true. I was with a guy that was really thick and condoms would just snap right off him. Hit me in the eye, fly across the room... | |
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Posted: 4/19/2007 2:18:34 AM | Oh my God, what a dilema. Dont worry, you aint the first and you wont be the last.
No other suggestions except checking the cat/dog poo for a day or 2?
Thanks for the laughs, tho..what a great thread! RAFLMAO!!!! | |
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