| Stuck condom
Posted: 4/19/2007 5:20:43 AM | | Perhaps he didn't use one. Just made you think that he did. | |
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| Stuck condom
Posted: 4/19/2007 6:51:41 AM | | this was sorted out ages ago, they found it | |
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| Stuck condom
Posted: 4/24/2007 9:31:04 AM | | hey baby u better have ur bf buy condoms that fitt him next time . seems 2 me the ruber was 2 big 4 him lol. | |
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| Stuck condom
Posted: 4/24/2007 9:40:41 AM | | Hahahahahah.. It's been a day since I had a good old laugh... Didn't the condom have GPS.. ROFL.. | |
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Posted: 4/24/2007 10:09:43 AM | | hahahaha...oh this is dang funny....I hate to admit it..I have had that happen a couple times.....your man needs to go fishing in your pond to catch that condom on the loose!!!!! | |
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| Stuck condom
Posted: 4/26/2007 12:23:25 AM |
I thought I'd share my experience: When messing around in a former relationship, I thought I felt something around that area. The girl said she didn't feel anything and we sorta dropped it. A few months later, while messing around again I happened to feel the same thing and then proceeded to pull it loose....
ha ha ha
Yeah right... She would have had an infection by that point... Her bits would have stunk to high heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OP, if it happens again and you cant get it out.. Go straight to the docs
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| Stuck condom
Posted: 4/26/2007 8:26:25 AM | This is one of those things you really don't share, unless you are looking for a laugh.
i know it gave me one.
Let me give you a mystical answer, it is however highly improable. A wise old woman once told me that during heated passion, little sex elves are drawn to couples. Pheramones attract them, and they so much love to store their favorite food, pickled carrots, in condoms. If you ask me, you just attracted a sex elf and he stole your condom to store his goodies. | |
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Posted: 4/28/2007 1:08:41 PM | Hope youve sorted it by now but the only way to get it out,is to be brave and find it.
theres only so far it can go,and its reachable.
Dont ask me how i know this ;os.....i hope i got ur post right to. | |
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| Stuck condom
Posted: 9/5/2007 3:04:30 PM | | dig deep... it happens sometime. and maybe the morning after pill if u are not already using birth control. | |
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| Stuck condom
Posted: 9/5/2007 4:28:25 PM | | Maybe it was the crotch elf or whatever that thing was in Clerks 3 | |
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Posted: 9/5/2007 7:05:34 PM | Wow, this sounds like a typical night for me. Here is what I have learned, Tell your feller to keep a roll of hay wire next to the bed, after he puts on the condom, cut off a piece and wrap it sucurely around the lil feller, this will eliminate it from falling off! Pull ties work good too.
KB | |
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| Stuck condom
Posted: 9/5/2007 9:20:41 PM | why cant people read the replies? some people are so slow? "did she ever find it?" Uh if you look at the previous page, she said she did.  | |
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| Stuck condom
Posted: 9/5/2007 10:20:00 PM | Duh! He forgot to put it on. It's still in the wrapper. | |
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Posted: 9/5/2007 10:21:31 PM | why cant people read the replies? some people are so slow? "did she ever find it?" Uh if you look at the previous page, she said she did.
Don't be such a party pooper, you are gonna ruin the thread, ya gotta have something to run on, not everyone reads EVERY post to a thread, they read the threads first post and respond to it. Not everyone else's replies. Sounds like you need the bolonga pony express.
KB | |
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| Stuck condom
Posted: 2/9/2008 9:03:31 AM | LOL!!!!!!!! I needed a good laugh this morning.  | |
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| Stuck condom
Posted: 4/23/2008 1:05:23 AM | Now this one is a new one to me!! But i cannot solve the mystery of where condon no.3 from last night has gone!!!!!!!!!
It wasn't anywhere in the room and its not in me so help!!!!
And its so nice to know i am not alone!!lol | |
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| Stuck condom
Posted: 4/23/2008 10:56:33 AM | | Lol probably stuck in u and if u go to the dr they can get it out! Common problem I hear. | |
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| Stuck condom
Posted: 4/23/2008 1:36:00 PM | Its either three things....
First your vagina might have been really hungry  and ate the condom whole....
Second the condom was too big for the man, which slipped off. Next time get finger condoms....
Or your vagina has red hot acids inside, which caused it to be a soluble condom.
These things can happen you know not that I have experienced any of it.... | |
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| Stuck condom
Posted: 4/23/2008 7:14:43 PM | | perhaps it was made of that same material some stitches are and it vanished all by itself.... | |
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| Stuck condom
Posted: 4/23/2008 7:57:08 PM | Damn this is killing me lost condom? Where could it be? OK a female has three orifices to check that are the normal. Mouth, butt, beaver! Mouth is easy to check unless you swallowed. Butt well the next time you go to do the 2 it should show up. Beaver...that can be a problem....some women well a two by four across the guys ass is needed to keep from falling in...some can have a baby the spits out(OB GYN needs a catchers mitt ...these have had alot of babies pop out) . So this is just a few thoughts on this subject for the females. And if there is a echo or a sound like the ocean coming from the beaver when you are down there....get a rope!
Now for the guys....if you guys think that you need a jumbo size condom did you buy it just to feel good about yourself? Did you get it to show off to the bro's? Guess what you can put a tire around a toothpick stuck in the ground, but that puny toothpick is not going to get much use of the tire. Catch my drift???? | |
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Posted: 4/23/2008 8:02:51 PM | His name was Pillowpants (the "**** troll" that Elias mentioned in Clerks 2).
Maybe it was the crotch elf or whatever that thing was in Clerks 3 **okay... going back to hide in a corner now. | |
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Posted: 5/1/2008 12:05:22 PM | | i hear i hit this girl deep and afterward she went to the bathroom and told me she coudnt get her diaphram out.she took a spoon and couldnt get it out thats what she gets for messing with supperd--k | |
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Posted: 5/1/2008 12:34:56 PM | | *Envisions a baby coming out doing a Howie Mandel impersonations with the rubber glove over it's head* | |
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Posted: 5/1/2008 1:01:01 PM | | Sooo Either he was wearing a condom that did not fit or my girl here has been working over time on her kegel excercises!.. You go MAMA | |
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| Stuck condom
Posted: 5/1/2008 1:23:18 PM | | Take a laxative and you'll poop it out in a few hours. | |
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