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 preciousmoments...

Joined: 6/6/2006
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Posted: 6/8/2006 7:41:43 PM
my friend once told me she had a friend in highschool named debbie screws
 jasmine1212

Joined: 2/13/2004
Msg: 52
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Posted: 6/8/2006 9:22:21 PM
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 lovableladywanted

Joined: 5/14/2006
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Posted: 6/9/2006 1:57:38 PM
I once dated an Oriental lady named EVA NING .
 dr_layne

Joined: 5/16/2006
Msg: 54
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Posted: 6/9/2006 5:01:50 PM
This one is an oldie but goode, but I do have a customer at my store named Michael (Mike) Hunt.

I have to keep from laughing everytime he handes me his credit card to ring him out.
 blindheart1

Joined: 6/5/2005
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Posted: 6/9/2006 9:02:01 PM
My friend whom I always refer to his name as more of a question... [Kenny Boner].... or cant he? [Peter Dragon] - who of course goes by just "Pete" , an elderly ladie named [Ima D1ck and everyone has heard of the fairly famous writer... [I.P. Freely] and Harry Stane-*Hairy Stain*
 kwray

Joined: 2/15/2006
Msg: 56
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Posted: 6/10/2006 6:38:13 PM
a town i used to live in has a family with the last name crack...and one of those guy's name is orel (pronounced oral) crack...he also owns a atuo body shop...called bodylines by crack....i've always wanted to send in the phonebook ad to jay leno....im glad my name is cool thats all i say
 chickiepoh

Joined: 1/20/2005
Msg: 57
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Posted: 6/11/2006 12:30:13 PM
LOL I work with a guy named Phil McCrakin. :0)
 shaunamarie78

Joined: 5/29/2006
Msg: 58
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Posted: 6/11/2006 2:59:34 PM
There's a guy at work who's name is Willie Naylor.

I had to have that one explained to me.
 Perpetualenigma

Joined: 12/31/2005
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Posted: 6/11/2006 4:47:01 PM
My junior high school principals name was Ronald Mcdonald.

This lead to frequent outbursts of laughter and trips to his office among the students.
 icutuggen

Joined: 2/10/2006
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Posted: 6/12/2006 6:35:11 PM
I once knew a gay guy named Rod Bender .
 Rizladude

Joined: 6/7/2006
Msg: 61
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Posted: 6/13/2006 7:54:32 AM
Mike Hunt Still cracks me up.
 tiff!

Joined: 6/3/2005
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Posted: 6/18/2006 12:27:44 AM
my name is T.Adcox roll:
 GreenEyedLioness

Joined: 12/2/2005
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Posted: 6/19/2006 1:17:05 AM
Vickie Hicky
helen hunt <-----refer all your customer service complaints to her! go to helen hunt
 phuquit

Joined: 6/17/2006
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Posted: 6/19/2006 5:15:16 PM
This is true

In the days of the poll tax (very unpopular tax in the UK, cause of riots it was so unpopular) the local tax collector where I live was called Richard Head.

A postman friend of mine once had a woman on his rounds called Mrs. V. D. Case.

I used to deliver Western Union Cablegrams and once had a delivery to someone with an oriental name Yeuw Phuquey, turned out to be a girl living in a nunery in Hampstead. Good job I didn't have to ask one of the nuns for her by name.
 Luger007

Joined: 11/15/2005
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Posted: 6/19/2006 10:09:03 PM
try that again, Richard D!ckenson


so that would be D!ck D!ickenson
 Luger007

Joined: 11/15/2005
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Posted: 6/19/2006 10:11:06 PM
went to school with a girl named Alex Badc0ck
 Luger007

Joined: 11/15/2005
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Posted: 6/19/2006 10:11:13 PM
went to school with a girl named Alex Badc0ck
 youllfeelspecial

Joined: 4/25/2006
Msg: 68
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Posted: 6/20/2006 12:00:24 AM
I know a really nice guy named Harm Gross.
 BK 1972

Joined: 6/3/2006
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Posted: 6/20/2006 12:05:41 AM
I had a Dentist named Dr Hollar and his hobby was a spelunker (cave explorer)

had a friend named Phillip Clapp and Phillip's grandfather was Dr Clapp

How about , Eileen Dover and Jen Yet
 allie8

Joined: 2/11/2006
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Posted: 6/20/2006 11:14:04 AM
A good friend of mine's name is Mike Hawkes.

Then, of course, there are the buildings here at the UNB...Toole Hall, Head Hall, Bonar Law, ...and the statue "Roberts Erection" that sits between those last two...
 daver26

Joined: 6/17/2006
Msg: 71
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Posted: 6/20/2006 7:15:00 PM
There was a gut who used to work at my store named "Ramen Cok Jam" His parents must of hated him!!!
 ryguysmom

Joined: 12/11/2005
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Posted: 6/21/2006 1:05:42 PM
ok ok .... I found the baby name book I used to name my son and it had some good ones:

Dr. Zoltan Ovary - Gynecologist
Mr.A.M.oron- Commissioner of Education for the Virgin Islands
Reverend Christian Church and Reverend God
Mr. Thomas Crapper of Crapper, Ltd Toilets, in London, who entitled his autobiography "Flushed with Pride"

Cardinal Sin, Archbishop of Manila, the Philippines
Mr. Groaner Digger, undertaker in Houston
Mr. I.C. Shivers, iceman
Ms. Justine Tune, chorister in Westminster Choir College, Princeton, New Jersey
Ms. Lavender Sidebottom, masseuse at Elizabeth Arden's in New York City
Mssrs. Lawless and Lynch, attorneys in Jamaica, New York
Major Minor, U.S Army
Diana Nyad, Champion long-distance swimmer
Mssrs. Plummer and Leek, plumbers in Sheringham, Norfolk, England
Mr. Ronald Supena, Lawyer
Mrs. Screech, singing teacher in Victoria , British Columbia
Mr. Vroom, motorcycle dealer in Port Elizabeth, South Africa
Mssrs. Wyre and Tapping, detectives in New York City
Ms. A. Forest Burns, professional forester
Dr. McNutt, head of a mental hospital, and Dr. Paul Looney, psychiatrist
Mr. Vice, arrested 820 times and convicted 421 times
Dr. Slaughter, surgeon, Dr. Needles, pediatrician, and Dr. Bonebreak, chiropractor


How about Fanny Pistor, Hazel Mae Call, Seldom Wright, Harley Worthit Hazel B. Good a friend of mine gave me this one Benjamin E. Dymshits...... ok I could keep going but I have to make dinner......
 therodder

Joined: 4/20/2006
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Posted: 6/21/2006 7:43:18 PM
I know of two funny names off of the top of my head, and I happen to know these guys.
They put up with a lot of teasing...
Dyck Friesen
Peter Dyck

they might not be that funny to you, but you just haven't heard the jokes about them.
 Crushberg

Joined: 2/2/2006
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Posted: 6/21/2006 9:20:41 PM
One of my teachers at school, his name is Richard Monpetit, everyone calls him D_i_c_k. Funny thing is his french last name translated means "my little".
 sammy salt

Joined: 5/15/2006
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Posted: 6/21/2006 10:04:09 PM
I use to want to name my first little girl Jamesmarry Patlynnann kline. I was 17 and writing a boy in the army. Good thing I out grew it. my boys have short names.
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