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Posted: 6/22/2006 7:06:42 AM | | my ex's last name was suggett, people sometimes pronounced it "suck it" glad i didnt marry him..lol | |
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Posted: 6/26/2006 12:58:02 PM | | I once read a baby name book that cautioned parents to be about being humorous when naming your kids cuz they actually have to live with it...the example they gave was a family whose last name was DWOPP and they named their son WAYNE...WAYNE DWOPP you can just hear the kids singing WAYNE DWOPPS keep falling on my head.... | |
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Posted: 6/26/2006 3:27:04 PM |  Just too funny!!! Parents can be so cruel, Honey and Smokey Bear were driven to high school by their mother in a van proudly labeled "The Bear's Den" Those two chubby kids had a rough time! This is just plain mean: Simeon Birtram...poor little guy, I'll bet he grows up tough with a name like that.  | |
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Posted: 6/26/2006 3:33:34 PM | Here are some.....
Justin Thyme
Hoo Phung Poo
I. P. Daily ( he wrote a book - "Yellow River", I believe )
World B. Free ( former NBA player ) | |
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Posted: 6/26/2006 3:53:30 PM | | I am a teacher. after my first year there is only one name that might make the list. I had a student whose last name was Woodc0ck. His first name was not that funny but his Dad's name was Harden!! | |
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Posted: 7/1/2006 1:27:43 AM | Harry Balzonya
Peter Gosinya
Howie Itzermuff
Howie Feltersnatch
Anita Blaushaub
Frodo T. Baggins | |
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Posted: 7/1/2006 3:53:10 PM | An aqaintence named his son Justin Bloom. Ironically, the kid turned out to be very slow...
I once had an insurance agent named Billyeu (bill-you). | |
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Joined: 6/16/2006
Msg: 84 | |
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Posted: 7/2/2006 3:31:06 PM | Saw a name once at work: Harry Pusey.
I frequented a chinese restaurant called Fu King (no joke, folks)
I've seen people that have the last name Schmuck, Butts, and Semen.
I read a newspaper article about parents that named their child Rocken Roll (that's cool). Also read an article where parents named their child Madison Square Garden. Read an article where a woman with the last name Truly married a man named Boring. She hyphenated (why?)
Saw a guy running for political office named Swindler.
Saw a law firm of an Outlaw.
I wouldn't be surprised if there was an accountant out there somewhere who was a Crook.
Now for some wedding jokes:
If your last name is Cox, think long and hard before marrying someone named Ucker.
If your last name is Love, and you marry someone named Semen, it better be true (love, that is).
If your last name is Bigg, you better be proud of your Butt.
Skuba-Divers
Blonde-Ditz
Sharp-Blades
Hart-Braker
Weiss-Mann
Christmas-Snow
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I have nothing to say, and I'm saying it. | |
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Posted: 7/3/2006 5:56:33 AM | lol theres this hockey journalist guy, his name is DI*k POUND, lol i duno who would name there kid****pound.
i think another funny name is Dan Dale, i work with him, and its just so plain that if i say it enough times, it sounds funny, double D! hehe | |
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Posted: 7/3/2006 8:14:53 PM | I used to do customer service work for a cell phone company, and we saw LOTS of funny names, such as --------
1.) Princess Aquarian
2.) Lancelot Dong
3.) Abcde (pronounced Ab-suh-duh)
4.) Marijuana Bush
5.) Sum-Ting Wong
6.) Dr Fuchs (pronounced as fuks) | |
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Posted: 7/3/2006 9:29:23 PM | I once went to a dentist named Dr. Au (pronounced Ow) and his partner's name was Dr. Chi,
together they were the offices of Drs. Au/Chi (ouchie) Too funny.
My mother had a kidney specialist by the name of Dr. Peacock.
There is a race car driver named Richard (Dick) Trickle. | |
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Posted: 7/4/2006 3:31:46 AM | I know a few:
Ad in real estate sales book: Linda Longbottom's ad was over****Huge's ad.
A name I heard when I worked at district court: Ginger Pluff.
Afriend always put his name on the list at a restaurant as: Morninggast.........(party of 4, morninggast) | |
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Posted: 7/10/2006 1:08:04 AM | | One of the best I've heard around my area was Harry Penix.There's a dentist in the area with the name****Reams.And when I was in the Navy,some of the names of my fellow sailors were Gayman,Sickman,Seman,A guy named Bates that had the nickname of "Master". | |
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Posted: 7/10/2006 1:17:25 AM | | I used to work with a guy named Richard Kurtz.(D!ck Kurtz) | |
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Joined: 4/5/2006
Msg: 91 | |
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Posted: 7/10/2006 8:21:28 AM | I work as a deliverer and some compagnies or reciepints have absolutely awsome names.
Blackman Wise (law firm)
Dunndounn (judge, last name)
Vandal Industries (theater decorations)
Pinkee (receptionist, last name) | |
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Joined: 4/5/2006
Msg: 92 | |
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Posted: 7/10/2006 8:32:21 AM | | Forgot a good one - McGill University Engeneering building - Burnside | |
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Posted: 7/10/2006 1:33:01 PM | | what about CHEERS one of the producers was called FUK YU TU | |
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Posted: 7/10/2006 8:20:55 PM | true names i know...
Reverend I.B.LOUD...famous black preacher in Dallas
Ish Kabbibble......(i have no idea why)
Anita Casabeer......high school friend
Dardanella Businelle.....cajun girl
Pitoin Bacglope...pronounced ba'see gol o pee...lives in the swamps of louisiana!.. | |
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Posted: 7/10/2006 9:28:24 PM | | A name I stumbled upon while working was Phuk Yu. Yes it sounds just like it looks. | |
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Posted: 7/30/2006 5:25:36 PM | I was also a telemarketer in my younger years and my favorite was...... Yibbin Goo
I loved it... Can I please speak to Mr. Goo. ? lol
There is a Dr. around here whos name is Kanagasabapathy Arumagarajah I swear on it....
I stood looking in the phone book for like 20 minutes trying to figure out how to pronounce it. I had to do it.... I called and they answered the phone, Dr. Rajah's office... Needless to say I was disappointed that she didnt spew that out.....LMAO | |
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Posted: 8/1/2006 7:55:04 PM | A guy in my world views class
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Long Wun | |
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Posted: 8/2/2006 1:51:00 PM | | When I worked at a school, we had a teacher, last name Trout and she married a Bass | |
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Posted: 8/2/2006 5:54:12 PM | THESE ARE ALL REAL:
A girl I went to school with named Shapely; she wasn't.
Governor of Texas named Varner Hogg; named his daughters Ima and Ura.
H.E. Butt Grocery Store; can't imagine really having that last name.
A parent with the last name Coates; actually named their daughter Petti.
A friend named Fish married a guy named Scales; wedding announcement in paper read:
"Fish-Scales Wed".
JUST FOR FUN: (you've probably heard them before)
Lawfirm: Dewie, Cheatum, and Howe
Fraternity: I Phelta Thi | |
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