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Posted: 10/12/2006 4:16:55 AM | | My grandmother went to school with a guy named...Dick Hurtz.! | |
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Posted: 10/13/2006 5:32:52 PM | | OK...I used to Fix TV sets when that was a job...I did house calls and met some REAL people too...One guy's name was Egil eie (Eagle eye), then the famous old Jewish woman...ok ...don't mean to be nasty but...hehe_Mrs.Kuntz!!! C'mon how can i work for that woman?...It was hard! And another lady named Mrs BugNuttz...O-man...almost as bad as Mrs Kunts. Fast forward to 2005...My job hires this guy named Mark......until he quit 2 months later I didn't know his last name was**** Let alone what he was called when the alphabetical role call was read aloud in school..."Dick, Mark"? eeuuuuw. (I wonder if he had a brother named "Harry".) | |
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Posted: 10/13/2006 7:01:08 PM | | I was watching a movie the other night, and for whatever reason I always watch the credits for funny names, but this guy's name was****Power. | |
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Posted: 10/14/2006 10:03:07 PM | | Was it****Hutrz from Beaten Ontario? | |
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Posted: 10/15/2006 3:39:51 AM | | where I grew up we had a local pediatrist (foot doctor). Dr.Richard Foote | |
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Posted: 10/15/2006 6:04:54 AM | Many years ago I dated an Oriental lady named EVA NING  | |
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Posted: 10/15/2006 7:23:01 AM | | I knew an older woman that has sence died , but her name was Stormy Blizzard . My dad worked with a guy for years who's name was Peter Handoff . And I recently made a phone call to Mrs . Holly Polly . LOL . | |
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Posted: 10/15/2006 7:36:13 AM | I can't remember where this store was , but I think it was out in Alabama somewhere , it was a gas station , and the sign said " Colen and Son Gas Staion " lmao
There is a street name in the backwoods of Kentucky called Pig Terd Alley .
There is also one that is named Dark Hole Alley .
And one right off of Dark Hole Alley , leads into Wiener Rd .
Can you just imagin how funny it would be to give out these directions ?
" ok once you see the big red barn , turn right onto Pig Terd Alley , then a left onto Dark Hole Alley , then a right onto Wiener Rd .
And belive it or not , there is a old man that lives on Weiner Rd . who's name is Peter Dock . | |
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Posted: 10/15/2006 12:23:47 PM | ok I was serving turkish man and his credit card was mr A kuntman I kid you not
there was a kid in the year above me called peter niss
and an ex had the sirname****n his brother wanted to call his newborn son at the time john thomas it took hours to explain that little john thomas****n might not fare well with the school bullies
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Posted: 10/15/2006 12:25:14 PM | think male bird with the censored bit lol | |
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Posted: 10/15/2006 5:44:47 PM | | A girl in my high school was named Darlene Wilt. Her father was Bonar, yes Bonar Wilt. What about the NASCAR driver,****Trickle. | |
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Posted: 1/21/2007 8:57:40 PM | I didn't know him personally, but my grandmother told me about this guy who lived near them when she was younger, and his name was harry Head. The kicker is that apparently, in his 40's, he went bald.... poor guy
Also, I've booked the bowling alley using the name Dic Zinya.... | |
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Posted: 1/21/2007 9:11:01 PM | | skyline,D1ck Hurtz is from Holden MA | |
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Sn0man
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Joined: 1/12/2007
Msg: 139 | |
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Posted: 1/21/2007 10:04:22 PM | I had a friend in high school who's last name was Sac. His dad's first name was Harry.
Know another really funny one but the guy's a lawyer so i'm not even going to go there! | |
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Joined: 12/28/2005
Msg: 140 | |
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Posted: 1/21/2007 10:11:55 PM | We had a Harold****III at our school.
Come on, Harry**** THE THIRD!!!!!! Didn't dad and grandpa learn their lesson? | |
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Posted: 1/22/2007 7:08:48 AM | | Their was a guy named Harry Butt on Canadian Idol last year.... | |
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Posted: 1/22/2007 8:20:42 AM | | I know a lawyer named J. Crook.....oops....I should be careful here! | |
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Posted: 2/11/2007 7:04:38 AM | Met a girl who's name was Candida.
A type of yeast infection.
She calls herself: Zoe | |
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Posted: 4/3/2007 3:17:18 AM | Just down the road from me is Dr. Ram, Urologist.
And within an eighth of a mile of him is the office of Dr. Hatchett, Ob/Gyn.
Last year I saw an ad in the paper for a real estate agent... Anita Kiss. | |
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Posted: 4/3/2007 4:18:44 AM | Went to school with a guy that people used to say "Don't touch Brent Sweeney." (Brent's Weenie)
Saw this on an office building marquee... Dr. Doctor
UCLA students:
Tommy Pigg
Ima Beaver
Johnny Pancake
Ethan Allen Bigpond
Twinkle Star
Jewel N. Skye
Royal Forest Oaks, III (actually became relatively famous) | |
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Posted: 4/3/2007 4:20:26 AM | | I used to babysit for someone named Holly Woodhouse - I thought it was kinda neat. | |
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Posted: 4/3/2007 3:49:24 PM | I knew a
Robin Singh
Lil Joy
Dr Harry D!ck
Phil Phukoff
Ashley Hunts brother was named Mike
I do know more just can't think of them at the moment | |
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Posted: 4/4/2007 4:01:13 AM | I've worked for Double Glazing Companies before and come across some funny Names, sometimes purposely mispronouncing them to make them sound funny and have to keep a straight face at the same time
Mr Bestarde(B**tard)
Mr Rimjaw(Rimjob)
Mr Quim
Mrs Freak
Then there was Chinese/Asian Names, I got enjoyment out of phoning Fuk Yu Tu and anybody who was called Wang
We would also prank call we knew had funny names, me and my friends knew a couple of nasty horrible old men, one was called Cranky Hall, another called Donald Key(Donkey), I also used to know to a Social Worker called Eileen Dover(wonder if she was married to Ben) and my a friend of my mates grandmother was called Peggy Ina Stake
I always did feel sorry for Mrs P1sstake, as she was a nice old lady and her parents must have been cruel to give her those initials
EDIT: There was also a German Footballer in the 1990's called Stefan Kuntz, an Austrian player today called Thomas Ivanschitz, a player in England called Danny Sh1ttu and an ex brazilian player called Rafael Schiedt(sh1te) and Rafael Schiedt actually lived up to his name, he was an utter waste of time | |
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Posted: 4/4/2007 1:37:37 PM | Got the phone book out:
N.A. Hoar (maybe first name is Nott)
Badcock Furniture
Fuerniss Furniture (pronounced like furnace)
Bertha Bush | |
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Posted: 4/4/2007 7:25:13 PM | Almost forgot....
My next door neighbour growing up was Ronald MacDonald | |
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