Q: What do you call a musical automobile?
A: A cartoon!
Q: What do you call *NSYNC when they don't bathe?
A: *NSTINK!
Q: What do you call a boy with one foot in the door?
A: Just-in!
Q: What do you call a famous archer?
A: A shooting star!
Q: What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A: Neck-tarines
Q: What do you call a flying policeman?
A: A helicopper!
Q: What do you call a frozen policeman?
A: A cop-cicle!
Q: What do you call a giant with banana's in his ears?
A: Anything you want -- he can't hear you!
Q: What do you call a happy cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher!
Q: What do you call a Sippie's wife?
A: Mississippi
Q: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
A: Cliff!
Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A: A roamin' Catholic
Q: What do you call a policeman who never gets out of bed?
A: An undercover cop!
Q: What do you call babies' knees?
A: Kid-neys!
Q: What do you call a ship's gunner who has no hair?
A: Cannonbald!
Q: What do you call a fairy who never takes a bath?
A: STINKERBELL
Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
A: Lily!
Q: What do you call a piece of wood that's doing nothing?
A: Bored!
Q: What do you call a row of dolls?
A: A Barbieque!
Q: What do you call Australian boxer shorts?
A: Down under-wear!
Q: What do you call the king of tissues?
A: The handker-chief!
Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A: Beef jerky!
Q: What do you call a train loaded with taffy?
A: A chew chew train!
Q: What do you call a sick eagle?
A: Ill-eagle!
Q: What do you call two medicine men?
A: Pair-a-medics!
Q: Why did the girl tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
Q. What do you call an ant who skips school?
A. A truant!
Q. What do you call a greedy ant?
A. An anteater!
Q. What do you call an ant from overseas?
A. Import ant!
Q: What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head playing snooker?
A: Beatrix Potter!
Q: What do you call a lion with toothache?
A: Rory!
Q: What do you call the ghost who haunts TV shows?
A: Phantom of the Oprah!
Q: What do you call a Rodent that has a sword?
A: A Mouseketeer!
Q: What do you call the bad lion tamer?
A: Claude Bottom!
Q: What do you call Frosty the Snowman in the spring?
A: A puddle!
Q: What do you call people who don't like Santa?
A: Claus-trophobic!
Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses!
what is it that walks on four legs during the day, two legs in the afternoon and three legs at night?
A 9-legged Sleep Walkin' JACK-A-ROO-DEE-DOO-DEE-DEW-DA-DAY
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