| Sex-ist jokes!!
Posted: 4/6/2005 2:32:13 AM | | What the best part about a BJ? 10 minuets of silence | |
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| Sex-ist jokes!!
Posted: 4/6/2005 2:33:15 AM | | The P in PMS stand for permanent | |
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| Sex-ist jokes!!
Posted: 4/6/2005 2:35:25 AM | | Why do blonds prefer tilt wheel? More head room | |
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Posted: 4/6/2005 2:41:41 AM | | How many mice dose it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 | |
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| Sex-ist jokes!!
Posted: 4/6/2005 3:08:37 AM | | A woman living on a farm watches her son get off the school bus as she is doing the dishes. She can tell he had a bad day cause he kicked the cow as he walk by then he kicked the pig. As he is cursing under his breath he kicks a chicken. When he got in the house his mother said your going to be punished for kicking the animals. For kicking the cow no milk for a week! For kicking the pig no beacon for a week! For kicking the chicken no eggs for a week. So hes up in his room doing homework as his father gets home half drunk and kicks the cat The boy said to him mother “ Are you going to tell him or should I?” | |
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Posted: 4/24/2005 8:22:51 PM | Q:What’s better then 4 roses on a piano?
A:Two lips on an organ! | |
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Posted: 4/24/2005 9:48:22 PM | why don't women have brains?
because they don't have**** to put them in. | |
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klasno
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Joined: 3/23/2005
Msg: 60 | |
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Posted: 4/25/2005 7:50:47 AM | | why do women have pubic hair?..........to hide the hook. | |
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Posted: 4/25/2005 2:28:51 PM | What's worse than a male shovinist pig???
A woman who won't do what she's told... | |
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Posted: 4/28/2005 5:54:53 AM | He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said ..... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said ...... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said ...... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . I would but you're never there.
He said ...... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said ...... They don't have time
He said . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said ...... We don't know; it has never happened.
He said ...... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
She said . They already have boyfriends.
He said . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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| Sex-ist jokes!!
Posted: 4/29/2005 10:20:44 PM | Q. What do you do when the dishwasher stops?
A. Smack her and tell her to get back in the kitchen
Q. Why did the women cross the road?
A. Who Cares, what the hell was she doing out of the kitchen? | |
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~Jim~
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Joined: 11/10/2004
Msg: 64 | |
| Sex-ist jokes!!
Posted: 4/30/2005 7:03:36 PM | why do women wear makeup and perfume?
because they're ugly and they stink! | |
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Posted: 5/6/2005 4:53:29 AM | | WHATS A YANKEE? SAME AS A QUICKIE- BUT A MAN CAN DO IT ALONE... WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BEWEEN A WIFE AND A GIRLFRIEND? FORTY FIVE POUNDS..WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HUSBAND AND A BOYFRIEND...FORTY FIVE MINUTES... | |
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