| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/25/2009 1:13:14 PM | If I'm talking to you for a long time, asking you questions about yourself, laughing/giggling and looking animated, using my voice a certain way -lower and a little insinuating, and if I move closer to you, those are all good signs.
I'm too shy to touch much though -actually the guys I tend to touch are ones who I don't think would construe it as a come on. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/25/2009 1:16:29 PM |
I never have been able to tell definitively. I don't "play games" so if a woman is touching my arm, grabbing my ass, or sucking my tongue out of my mouth, I still get... "WHAT???" followed by a ***SMACK*** And if that was just her way of purging her innocense - I wouldn't know.
I'm not the type of guy girls go up to for bed priveledges, anyway. I'm more the type that they will cry on my shoulder telling me about all the guys that have taken advantage of them over the years. (How romantic is THAT???!! - NOT!)
Umm... I think your first sentence may be the key to your dilemma, buddy. By "playing games" do you perhaps mean taking things slow, doing some foreplay, before deciding whether things should continue? | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/25/2009 1:32:43 PM | If you've spent enough time talking, then you might try this. In a tongue-in-cheek manner, say: “There’s something that’s been bothering me all night ... (pause) ... and I have to know.” When she asks what’s wrong, look very concerned and say, “Do you find me attractive?” She may blurt out something revealing as she laughs. Then, if she's playful, ask her how attractive. "So, how many more drinks will it take where you'll find me attractive enough that you want to kiss me?" If she responds positively, keep upping the ante. "How many before you're all over me?" If she's not quite there, but doesn't walk off, keep buying her drinks. Introduce the theme again later.
If, on the other hand, she acts uptight at the question, mumbles something ugly, all this while she's allowed you to continue to buy her drinks, change the subject, lean in and exclaim, "Oh, you're growing a mustache!" Then ask for the bill. Yours only, drop a twenty dollar bill or whatever and walk off. :) | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/27/2009 4:20:53 AM | being on the pill doenst mean they are turned on
I was on the pill for reasosn other than protection against being pregnant. And i told my bfs i was on the pill at times when i was most furthest away form being horny | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/27/2009 2:04:29 PM | | For me I have a certain giggle to express my horniness, I will give you a certain glance every now and then. You have to watch a womans body language and then be cautious so not to mis-read these signs. Watch her and listen to her, jmo! | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/27/2009 7:01:36 PM | | Haha, from the first page: "When she is dry humping the table leg to the sound of your voice." Yeah, I think that would be a clear sign to go for it. -Mike | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/27/2009 8:04:20 PM | | A guy I was seeing always knew when I was feeling it even if we were out somewhere in a crowd. He'd touch the back of my neck and I would jump. He was the only one who made me feel that way.................so it doesn't always work...............LOL. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/27/2009 8:21:37 PM | I agree watch for the body language. The touching of your arm in conversation. Maybe even a stroke of her own hair wile she is talking to you.
Regarding the fact she did not get your number some girls put out bait just enough to let you know they are interested and its up to you to bite. you can tell by .. if you look at her and she smiles big and turns away for a moment.. shes into you and she is shy she might have been a little tipsy.. which gave her the nerve to spank your ass but I think it was up to you to get her number. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/27/2009 8:46:09 PM | "i had a boyfriend who told me i 'smelled horny'....i have no idea what he was smelling and he said it was a nice smell, but this was even before the clothes were off...
maybe you need to learn what horny 'smells' like..."
lmao my boyfriend told me that once, that I "smell like horny"
I have no idea what "horny" smells like lol, but apparently I smell like it.  | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/28/2009 7:40:17 PM | | A woman who's feeling horny isn't always going to do things in a bar to let a guy know. I mean, offering your body to a total stranger in bar is asking for pain and problems. On the flip side of the coin, you should be careful, too. Hand her a card with your first name and phone number. Tell her you'd be happy to meet her whenever she wans to name the place. Trust me, you'll score a lot more points that way. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/28/2009 7:49:39 PM | I tried this on some women downtown who displayed these very characteristics. First, I asked if they'd be my friend. I usually got quite a positive response and some even asked what type of friend I was looking for. Woohoo! How nice is that?! Everything seems to start great until they immediately invariably try to borrow money. I always tell them that I don't lend money to friends. What a shame to finally meet not only a horny woman and a friend - only to have the budding relationship ripped apart by financial pressures. I bet that in a communist country we'd have been wrestling naked in the alley, finger-painting, giggling and going for walks.
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Honey, if she's asking for $$$.....f**kin run the other way!!!!!!! When I'm horny, I'll let you know in ways that are not mistaken!! If you miss the clues then you will need to ask!! It's a 50-50 that odds are in your favor!!  | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/29/2009 3:53:03 AM | My eyes turn a darker shade of green! I have been told that by different people, and I guess that makes me an easy target to read. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/29/2009 7:47:40 AM | | lean in slowly, whisper in her ear...I want you, ...then look at her expression...it will either be disgust, or a smile.... | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/29/2009 11:55:37 AM | The easiest way is to simply (((ask))). Sure, you might come off as rash, but at the same time, you may seem brave. This is the most direct way, and you will definitely have an answer. Although some girls don't appreciate the openness specially in our culture you show them and may become offended about how abrupt you are being - There's always a more subtle approach of waiting for the right moment by then it will be worth the wait for $#^#& 69 #$%$5n
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/29/2009 5:30:48 PM | | You can always tell if a woman is horny definitely from her body language. A woman will have a certain look in her eye's that will let you know she wants you. Touching you a lot during conversation and the biting of the bottom lip is always a green light. If you notice her touching her body as well while she's talking to you is another sign for sure. ex. she'll rub her leg, neck, and shoulders, she may even graze her hand across her breast. 100% signal for you to take a look at those babies. OH and we must not forget the glancing of your crotch area. Women do this to get an idea of what they may or may not be working with. (we can't help it) If your chick is giving you all these signs, it's a must that you break her off something proper! ~M~ | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/29/2009 6:33:15 PM | Ok, asked my bf, and he says I smile a lot, giggle and act silly, touch him an get squirmy, whatever that means.
That's when I don't just tell him straight out, 'wanna molest me?'
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Beth | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/29/2009 7:49:18 PM | fitnessdiva_24hrs on 6/29/2009 8 48 PM
You can always tell if a woman is horny definitely from her body language. A woman will have a certain look in her eye's that will let you know she wants you. Touching you a lot during conversation and the biting of the bottom lip is always a green light. If you notice her touching her body as well while she's talking to you is another sign for sure. ex. she'll rub her leg, neck, and shoulders, she may even graze her hand across her breast. 100% signal for you to take a look at those babies. OH and we must not forget the glancing of your crotch area. Women do this to get an idea of what they may or may not be working with. (we can't help it)
You don't mind that I take notes, right?
If your chick is giving you all these signs, it's a must that you break her off something proper! ~M~
A phrase I haven't heard since 1996...nice.
When all else fails...Austin Powers can't hurt...
"Do I make you horny, Baby?" | |
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