Cadkaw
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Joined: 5/19/2006
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 5:55:19 PM | Yo man.... two words.... BODY LANGUAGE.... its an actual fact that 80% of what a person says is said by their bodies first of all, she wouldn't be talking to you if she wasn't in the least bit interested in something    well, usually, in my experience, a gal will tell you if she is interested physicaly to you ("i like your ass", "i like your ass", "i like your ass"....... seems to be all they horny ones say....) you just have to listen to them.... anyways, can you say fakin it? I can't   | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 6:07:33 PM | Easy...her eyes turn red, she has smoke coming out of her ears, her veins pop, her nostrils flair, and she leaves wet spots wherever she is.  | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 6:11:23 PM | how did ^^^you know thats how i am lmao
OT: trust me , you'll know if the day ends in a Y, then enuff said | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 6:20:51 PM | | are You kidding me??? You must still be a virgin or had to ask your exgirlfriend permission to change the channel on the Dr. Phill show one to many times. Ok I have been around the block a few times to know if its gonna "Happen" or not.....big clue....she was with her girlfriends!!! Chances are even if she was horny you would had to figure out an offensive line for thier defensive line......( being polite here for Penis Blockers who take offense). the problem is you....yes you.....a woman is very good at letting you know whether or not she is interested in your package......she was playing with your Ass....then play back and see what she does......maybe you have to have foreplay with her mind before you get to play with her body......but one thing that does make me wonder about you....ok more than one.....you were buying her drinks???....exactly how many did you buy?? if you bought more than one drink for her and she never even kissed you....then yeah....you're paranoid for a good reason. I can go on ...but the point is........you need to take a course in confidence and you should have made an effort to approach her, other than watching her get buzzed on your dime. Take innitiative....ask her to dance to "FreeBird" and see how she moves against your body......try and kiss her and see how she responds......I hate to say it but its guys like you that make the rest of the male population cringe when a woman asks..." Are you lost?" These are just my opinions but what do I know. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 6:25:17 PM | Is she a cougar? If yes, then she is horny. If no, then ask...
whats being a cougar got to do with being horny? or is it the law you have to be a cougar to be horny?did i forget to read the rule book?
These are just my opinions but what do I know
apparently alot more then the OP, good man ;) | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 6:26:54 PM | | Well I have to say this if she asks "what time do you have to be up in the morning" and then offers to set her alarm.......she is horny. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 6:36:48 PM | Maybe, she grabbed it- and then realized- oops- wrong one- you are not my bf-
- OP- If a girl wants you- take a lesson "dating 101" YOU WILL KNOW!
Sierra
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red5
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Joined: 4/11/2006
Msg: 34 | |
| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 6:37:24 PM |
whats being a cougar got to do with being horny? or is it the law you have to be a cougar to be horny?did i forget to read the rule book?
Well.. you don't have to be a cougar to be horny.. but I was examining whether one could work out the level of horniness in a chick via the usage of formal logic
IF chick X = Cougar THEN X = horny
IF chick X /= (not equal to) Cougar THEN X may still be horny, but more IF/NOT questions are required to ascertain if X is horny or not | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 6:44:21 PM | Let's make it simple.........just ask her. LOL. If it's getting laid you are looking for, then why waste time, just ask!!! | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 6:46:46 PM |
She is breathing.
That's what I was going to say. I'm not kidding. If a girl such as myself was horny, I wouldn't bother with the silly body language, I'd just jump right on it.
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 6:51:19 PM | when she throughs you on the bed and your the one screaming for mercie
ohh ouch ah ouch ow stop ow ohhh baby alright | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 6:54:29 PM | Ahhh Jenn...I could tell you were an Aquarian but too young!
wish you older ones talked like that....I am ready now....jump on jump on!! | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 6:54:35 PM | Simple
If you see them open and squeeze their legs together, continously.
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If they are biting on their lip. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 6:55:06 PM | When she starts to look and act like a vampire.....all strange movements and cat like strides and raspy voice and then she looks you deapan in the eye and says, "I'm soooooo horny right now...you have no idea!" then she rotates her head, slants her eyes and wait for you to do something......
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 6:56:02 PM |
Well.. you don't have to be a cougar to be horny.. but I was examining whether one could work out the level of horniness in a chick via the usage of formal logic
IF chick X = Cougar THEN X = horny
IF chick X /= (not equal to) Cougar THEN X may still be horny, but more IF/NOT questions are required to ascertain if X is horny or not
oh okay, was just wondering ,cause this cougar is 24/7. Are you a math teacher by any chance? | |
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red5
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Joined: 4/11/2006
Msg: 44 | |
| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 7:05:13 PM | Well.. you are not old enough to be a cougar!! You're a mere lynx!!
No - I'm not a maths teacher - that nonsense I typed out is the remnants of what I can remember from the first year of my philosophy degree (module 7b. the philosophy of cougars) | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 7:22:17 PM |
What I do is reach my hand up her skirt and see if she is wet. If she is wet, then there is a good chance she is horny. If not, leave her alone.
note to self, to buy more skirts | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 7:34:08 PM | How can you tell?? Depends on the degree of horniness, and believe me, there are degrees!
However, no matter how desparately horny I may become, I will still not send these signals to just any man. It will be a man where there is some sort of chemical attraction interaction going on. And yes, I will be talking to him, but the speed or amount of talking I do has nothing to do with my sexual thermostat, but maybe the way I talk to him, finding reasons to hang around, touching him as I talk, hitting him on the arm, joking around.
Nipple erectness and wetness have nothing to do with horniness for me. Foreplay is for all that. Now I'd better quit talking about this, because I have no man friend to take it out on! | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 8:39:57 PM | | I've tried to explain to him... if I'm breathing.. I'm horny... what is so hard to understand about that??? | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 9:11:35 PM | lol too funny some of the replies.
But really when a girl wants some ass, she I guess is not always aggressive...yes/no?
Just because shes flirting with me does'nt necessarily mean she is aroused and wants some or can it? I kinda figured it was a way for her to distract me from playing pool well. But what she did and the things she said kinda sent me mixed signals. I guess when your out of the loop for awhile you kinda get rusty of interpreting things. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 10:48:12 PM | When you stick your hand down her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZINGER! | |
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