| How to tell if a woman is horny?? Posted: 5/30/2006 11:35:58 PM | I didn't read the entire thread, but....
Check her pupils...Same goes for men.
Apparently, when we are looking at someone we're attracted to, our pupils dilate. If we're horny, they dilate more.
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| How to tell if a woman is horny?? Posted: 5/30/2006 11:48:57 PM | never buy a girl a drink. if they're not attracted to you before you buy the drink, it's not going to help. do you really think a girl is going to say, "hmmm... normally i wouldn't sleep with this guy, but he did buy me drinks, so i guess i will..."
make her buy YOU drinks bud! tell her if she wants a chance with you, she'll buy the drinks! | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny?? Posted: 5/31/2006 1:26:39 AM | obviously if shes flirting...touching you trying to hit up a convo...she likes you...usually if a girl has been drinking quite a bit...all u have to do is throw in a jokingly "HEY! wanna come back to my place?" if she jumps up and says "SURE! lets go!" then take her home and do her...shes in...if she laughs and brushes it off...back away...pretty much theres no other way u can tell....
WARNING: do not try that line on a girl who has had noting to drink...she may get offended and smack ur face.
NOTE: cheesy pick-up lines work ;) | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny?? Posted: 5/31/2006 7:36:27 PM | | If you find a wet spot everywhere she sits, you know you've got a squirter on your hands. I wouldn't go down on a squirter. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny?? Posted: 5/31/2006 8:21:56 PM | | I've never been with a squirter before, so maybe I'm just not used to the idea. If you posed that question to start a thread, I'd definitely follow it. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny?? Posted: 5/31/2006 9:26:14 PM | Umm, maybe I'm confused here - but isn't being "horny" and being "aroused" two very different things? I know it is for me . . .
Horny (female) = throw me down, I don't care where we are or who's around, and fu*k me hard and fast until I'm writhing in complete abandon . . .
Aroused (female) = turned on sexually, interested in a little foreplay, wouldn't mind getting to know you a wee bit better, and then perhaps make some sweet love to you . . .
But I guess women & men look at it differently . . .
Horny (male) = I have a boner, I want sex now . . .
Aroused (male) = I have a boner, I want sex now . . .
Happy, sad, excited, glad, got a promotion, grocery shopping, watching TV, cooking dinner (male) = I have a boner, I want sex now . . .
Hmm, I can see why you would perhaps be confused Swampfox . . . Perhaps the better question might be "How does a guy know when a woman wants to take me home with her?"
Just my thoughts, Scotts_Girl
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| How to tell if a woman is horny?? Posted: 5/31/2006 9:38:50 PM | i usually find out when we're in bed.
i'm a little clueless that way. there's been girls who've come up to me years later and confessed this "crush" they had on me way back when, invariably when i'm taken.
i always have the same response. "do you have any idea what naughty things we could've been doing all this time??" | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny?? Posted: 5/31/2006 10:21:02 PM | | If you run into the store and leave her in the car, and find her dead on the gear shift upon return, I'd say that would be a pretty good indication that she was horney. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny?? Posted: 5/31/2006 10:24:38 PM | Hmm... last time I knew that a woman was horny... was last week. Seeing a wonderful young woman at a bar for drinks.
Partway through the evening she "grabbed my tool and kissed me dry" as you so elloquently put it. :p
But a lot of the time, it's the little signals... like her hand moving to places on your leg where it normally doesn't go. ;) Her kissing you more... aggressively. Seeing her licking her lips a lot more often. And of course, you can see it in her eyes. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny?? Posted: 5/31/2006 10:34:27 PM | HEY I'M A COUGAR AND I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT.. NO WAIT... meh who'm i kidding your right... ok never mind.... carry on.. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny?? Posted: 5/31/2006 10:47:28 PM | | she is masturbating while your driving down the road in your car... pretty much tells me she is in need... | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny?? Posted: 5/31/2006 11:21:44 PM | who is masturbating??? i was not!!! you didnt see me???!!!! OH WAIT.. sorry werent talkin to me.. CARRY ON!!!  | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny?? Posted: 5/31/2006 11:26:31 PM | My take is:
Horny (male) = I want sex soon, with you would be nice.
Aroused (male) = I have a boner, if you're not interested I may have to squeeze one off in the men's room.
Happy, sad, excited, glad, got a promotion, grocery shopping, watching TV, cooking dinner (male) = I have a boner, I want sex, during half-time. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny?? Posted: 5/31/2006 11:59:50 PM | | If she wants you, shes WET.. Yuuppppppers, wet as the phockin rain buddy boy. If she's moaning and no wetness,... shes one of they MANY MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNY puss women who is too scared of her sexuality/body to say so. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny?? Posted: 6/1/2006 4:50:04 AM | OMG - some guys are so funny!
It doesn't matter if she is horny - what you want to know is - is she horny for you. Lots are women will be hot and wet - but not interested in puttign it your way - maybe not that night any way ;)
Ask her what she would like to do to/with you - or ask her if she'd liek to kiss you - you'll soon find out if she wants to take it further. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny?? Posted: 6/1/2006 6:06:27 AM |
It doesn't matter if she is horny - what you want to know is - is she horny for you. Lots are women will be hot and wet - but not interested in puttign it your way - maybe not that night any way ;)
Yeah, I was sitting with a girl in a car once and she started moaning. Turns out it was because she being satisfied by a Dairy Queen treat... It's too bad, because she was pretty vocal. | |
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