| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/1/2006 8:13:48 AM | yeah don't know where you are meeting these women... but often they will say...i'm horny
and then pretend that they did not say it...
actually talking and close proximity and the hand touching all major signs that she is into you
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/1/2006 8:37:41 AM | Luckyone38....the biting and licking the neck works wonders here.... I usually just tell a guy "**** me"...he usually gets the hint I'm horny then | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/1/2006 8:44:19 AM | when I'm horny I notice men - my eyes follow shoulders, butts, legs.
If I'm having a not-so-horny day I will look more for intelligent conversation, eye contact, gentlemanly behaviour.
So look where her eyes are looking. If she's checking out the local scenery that's a good sign. Especially if she's looking at the package!!! | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/1/2006 8:58:13 AM | My b/f has learned the secret to get me horny in seconds. Kissing the neck turns the hormones on so fast its not even funny  | |
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youwin
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Joined: 12/14/2005
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/1/2006 9:17:04 AM | | Put a mirror in front of her mouth.....if she fogs the mirror shes are horny. Look man they're all horny.....they're at a singles bar. Have you ever been at lets say a hockey game and ask yourself " I wonder how many people are here for the free baseballs?" NO you haven't, and why? because they don't give out free baseballs at a hockey game.........and satisfied women don't go to singles bars chatting up other men.........tell her your name , tell her you're leaving in 20 minutes and let her arrange to get her fat drunk friend home when she leaves with you. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/1/2006 11:18:14 AM | Men can be really quite thick at times when i comes to noticing a woman is horny.... i met a guy liked him was horny fluttered my eyes at him ... he done nothing...felt his ass.... he done nothing rubbed my ass against his crotch .... knew he was horny still he done nothing.............several drinks later i just whispered in his ear look for god sake im horny do u wanna help me out or what and well he did.
So guys look at the eyes, the body languageetc of a woman and please open your eyes as it kinda takes the fun out of seduction when we have to tell you we are seducing you. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/1/2006 5:33:20 PM | Horny (male) = I have a boner, I want sex now . . .
Aroused (male) = I have a boner, I want sex now . . .
Happy, sad, excited, glad, got a promotion, grocery shopping, watching TV, cooking dinner (male) = I have a boner, I want sex now . . .
what if the guy is horny AND aroused ... does this mean he's doesn't want sex ? do two wrongs make a right?
well two rights would make it not your other hand .. or two lefts for that matter
it's more fun to tease the HELL out of women
and dude ... i dont know how good you are with your balls ... i mean pool ... but keep it up and you will be an expert at pocket pool ...
here's a tip for you ... make a bet with her when playing pool ... if she loses .. she squeezes your cue ... if you lose .. you squeeze her tits ... it's a win win situation ... do i have to always be the one to send out subliminal messages? ...
and if she looks at you funny ... tell her Da Devil made you do it | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/1/2006 5:49:12 PM | I hate when people act as if men are not complex and that women are.  We don't all think with our penises. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/5/2006 12:48:07 AM | Jwarrior: Don't be a poop, lol, can't you see this is a fun, goofy, mostly full of sh*t forum?
Alot of hot air, but funny as hell. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/5/2006 6:23:34 AM | | When there has been no rain or humidity for 6 months and there is a flood in your living room and your girlfriend was the only one in the room and you know she has not had any beverages because your water power supply is off and you have no beverages in your fridge and no pets . | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/5/2006 7:03:33 AM | You know she is horny when she says - I am horny!!!!!
when all she has in her fridge are bananas . cucumber, pickles and a vibrator= oops she missplaced her vibrator  | |
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youwin
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Joined: 12/14/2005
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/5/2006 11:31:14 AM | | When she's awake! LMAO just kidding, well I'm not to sure of the signs but if she starts rubbing me and being really intimate that's a for sure hint lol | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/5/2006 11:47:48 AM | Well, when I'm horny for you, you should be able to tell
Surefire signs: sighs and heavy breathing when the woman looks at you, tries to touch you or sit close to you, listens attentively to every word you say, and looks like she have a dirty secret if she's looking at you while you're lying on your back in the bed. Etc. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/5/2006 12:20:49 PM | Someone at the start said abiut the smell or "scent of a woman".
For the longest time I thought that I was imagining things. On several occasions I have been drawn to be with a woman, it was like I had to be there. I was confused by these feelings but over time I have come to know that there is something that the female body gives off that tells the male, the time for reproduction is right.
It seems like when a woman is at the ovulation stage, she is also the most horney. Her temperature goes up, which is also extra stimulation for the guy. Thus the saying , she is in heat. I have literally known, beyond a shadow of doubt, evrey time I have gotten a woman pregnant. I have been drawn, uncontrolably, to be with that woman.
Now, as for the play and posture, is is just that. When you go out there are all kinds of situations one can get into. The best is to go with the flow, buy them "a" drink, do some dancing and keep your options open. You never know when the one you are looking for is standing right beside you. Be friendly and yourself, the best way is to be there and make it easy for them to make the first move. If they want you they will talk to you. If they ask you for coffee at two in the morning, you probably aren't going to Timm"s. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/5/2006 12:21:59 PM | Well,i'll say that she will start twitchin and shit.Then you can look in her eyes and tell,basically if you her man you'll kno.Some women get horny wen they see a fine sexy man wit the big muscles.She'll start lickin her lips.  | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/5/2006 2:05:16 PM | | I personally rub my feet together...My nickname back in the day was Cricket! How anyone else expresses their need to be pleased, I couldn't begin to tell you! | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/5/2006 2:31:21 PM | | another thing to consider is that a woman can be wet because she couldnt make it to the ladies room on time . that would probably PISS her off | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/5/2006 2:40:59 PM | It's interesting to read that some of you think you know what your talking about. :P But seriously not all woman will come straight out and say F*** me. Some woman from what I notice love to flirt, but that at times makes it somewhat difficult to tell if she's being sincere or not. Someone mentioned the eye thing, which I aswell have read about. However when your at a bar and have had a few drinks in you, your not really looking at the opposites sex eyes. 
The remark about all woman being horny at a bar is utter BS. It's one thing to find out if a girl is interested in you, its another if she's horny and wants to f*** you. Woman can tell if a guy is horny by looking at a guys crotch. What visual evidence does a guy have to judge by on a woman? For example a lady in the bar is wearing a very sexy outfit, does that make her look to be horny and looking for sex? Not really. | |
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