| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/16/2007 2:53:06 AM | | OP - She grabbed your butt playing pool and tried to distract your shot with her tits and you couldn't tell? What the hell else do you want? Quit trying to be the nice guy and ask her if she wants to get out of there. If she's interested she'll go - if not move on to her girlfriend. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/16/2007 7:28:51 AM | I have read that when a woman is really clumsy, dropping things and walking into stuff she is in the mood.
I've witnessed this happen and always wonder what is on her mind. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/16/2007 8:07:04 AM | | body language tells it all, of course you have to be looking for that and you also have to be very sure of what you are seeing,, and know what you are looking for,, some hints are very subtle, others flagrant,, she will let you know when or if she is ready. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/31/2007 3:17:51 PM | I can't believe I read this whole forum from end to end and not one of you mentioned the one thing Im sure we've all heard at some point.
When she turns to her friend or even you and says
"I haven't gotten laid in months"
This is what makes it confusing for most of us guys out there because there can be countless woman trying to flirt with me, play with their hair, grab my crotch etc... but all they really want is a free drink. The one who hasn't gotten laid in months could be as cold as ice but you know she's only human and you can gaurantee she wants a little action. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/31/2007 3:19:55 PM | If there is a large wet spot in the crothc of her jeans that wasn't there when you first started talking with her.
(unless it smells like pee) | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/31/2007 3:24:45 PM | NO no no..that is way too complicated. Its quite simple really.
You can tell when we reach into our purse and pull out a fan and start fanning ourselves. The we pull out a makeup mirror and pout at our reflection. Then we apply lipstick (oh how phallic is THAT!). Then of course there is the lipstick smear where we make those hilarious faces and exercise our mouths to make sure the lipstick is evenly distributed (or so you thought). We cast a longing glance around the room, reach around behind us and pull our thong up a bit....
Then, and only then, can you be sure we are horny. You have about 3 seconds to make a good impression.... | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/31/2007 4:12:03 PM | When she turns to her friend or even you and says
"I haven't gotten laid in months"
^^^^ Hit the nail on the head there! | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/31/2007 6:17:17 PM | Well..when you see her next time..don't buy her more than one drink and see if she continues to stick around you. Then you'll know she's there for you and not the free drinks.
But I have to say...if she didn't give you her number there is usually a good reason (maybe a boyfriend is somewhere around or she's not intersted in you contacting her outside of the bar)
Also, seeing as she grabbed your butt and distracted you with her boobs..she's apparently not a shy one...if she wanted you physically then she would have made sure you were fully aware of it. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/31/2007 8:00:44 PM | Most girls do this thing with their legs I'm told. I don't because I have a few weird neurological quirks like getting left and right mixed up, poor manual dexterity etc.
Anyhow, someone who spots this in chics a lot swears by it but I've never bothered to come right out and ask anybody on the spot like that.
Apparently, if a girl has her legs crossed she will start kicking one foot ever so slowly sometimes, almost like they are going to drop a shoe on the floor....it's a sign. There's a whole ritual around it apparently but you have to just sit there and watch what they do with their legs to figure it out.
The few times we have been somewhere in public together (where the chics can't hear us) he gives me a commentary about checking that one over there out...leg wise, that is. He's not interested in them coz he has more fun making comments about just how avidly certain legs are at it. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/31/2007 9:22:00 PM | I sadly suffer from a condition where I cannot tell if a lady is horny.
The only time I figured it out was when I was thrown on my back, jumped on and told '****, I'm so horny right now!'.  | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/31/2007 9:45:41 PM | When they sit there and constantly touch their own foot.
Or when they bend during your pool shot and lay their cleavage on the billiards table. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/1/2007 9:17:09 AM | 1) when she meets a guy who's in a position to promote her... duh
2) when she needs money
3) when she finds out you're married (or taken) | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/1/2007 9:27:38 AM | if she rubs her butt cleavage against your erect member it's a fairly reliable sign..
or repeatedly 'drags' her boobs over your arm, chest, etc.
otherwise..figure it out!
ask her if she's feeling it.. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/1/2007 9:47:13 AM | So I didn't have a clue how to flirt, read body language or what the freaking rules were so I looked it up on the internet when I was ready to start dating again. This is what I found and I think it is bang on.
Body Language Signals
SIGNS SHE IS INTERESTED
• Sidelong glances
• Looks at him a few times
• Holds his gaze briefly
• She has downcast eyes, then she looks away
• Touches her neck or hair
• Touches her lips
• Turns body towards him
• Tilts her head
• Narrows her eyes slightly into an eye smile
• Flashes her palm
• Smiles
SIGNS HE IS INTERESTED
• Looks at you
• Moves his body to face you
• Posture changes to alert
• Adjusts his tie
• Puts his hand in his pocket
• Dangles his hand from his belt
• Slight movement of the pelvis backward
• Leans towards you
• Smiles
• Adopts an open body posture | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/1/2007 3:33:07 PM | But cheesy pick up lines kinda work.
Take for instance. Ask if they wanna grab a pizza and f**k. If she yes yes then your good to go, But if she says no your next line would be "What don't like pizza? " Now if they have a sence of humor they will laugh right along with you and stick around just to she what your gonna say next. Worked for me many times and every time i walked away with their phone #  But we won't get into the times and how many times I got slaped for it ...lol. But every dog has his day. You ask 100 women that and your gonna get atleast one thats gonna say "Sure". | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/1/2007 5:17:31 PM | | Umm...easy. Ask. Maybe it is just me, but I really don't have a problem with conversations involving sex...but I am open about stuff like that. | |
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| How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 6/1/2007 6:00:00 PM | I don't really think there is a sure-fire way to tell if a girl wants to get into your pants unless she tried jumping you lol. Sometimes a girl will even flirt with you, with no intention of sleeping with you that night. She may just be being friendly, or she could like you but not want any action yet. I'd say the best bet is to go in for a kiss, if she is responsive and kisses you back, then she probably wants some.
Also, lots of us women aren't walking around looking for a guy to jump (i.e. we aren't horny and looking for a guy to fulfill our needs), so I wouldn't suggest walking around a bar looking for the "horny ones". | |
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