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Posted: 8/29/2006 7:09:25 PM | making love
In a canoe on open water midday It was hot in somany ways.
reminds me of american beer -- F@#^ing close to water 
just joking USA | |
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Posted: 8/31/2006 7:33:46 AM | ^^^^^Eternal wizard
That chair looks like it could be fun...invite someone over and get playing!!!
Sue | |
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Posted: 8/31/2006 7:41:39 AM | well, I think Australia can be a pretty weird place...best I can do for this thread, lol  | |
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Posted: 9/3/2006 6:05:09 AM | on the roof of a Rural police station's roof !
he worked there, and they had a secret entrance and everything!!
there was a garden, paddle pool, fridge, and a plastic dope plant. who said coppers dont have a sense humour?
unfortunately, he had the weirdest looking man bits. it waz as long as my arm, but disfigured, looked like a crazy straw, and it curled up at the end, so, putting it in waz always diificult for him!poor boy>
 
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Posted: 9/4/2006 3:21:30 AM | On the police station's roof, eh honeydreams.
I guess you think that puts you above the law. | |
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Posted: 9/11/2006 6:10:11 PM | in one night.
:a park in port kembla over looking the ocean. with a lightning storm at sea.
:the carpark of woonona/bulli rsl club
:and bald hill at stanwell tops( that cliff previously mentioned.popular place for that sort of caper) over looking the ocean again.
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in my girlfriend at the times bed with the window open. not a wierd place i know but.
her room was next to the front door i was giving her a good licking and she was going wild.
screaming my name out. not reallising her parants were at the door. we forgot they were coming over.......it was awkward.......... | |
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Posted: 9/12/2006 10:38:44 PM | i,m from down that way mandurah , sth yunderup and i had sex on the roof of my cabincruiser pissed with this chick and didn,t know where we had pulled up at the cafe there was people having dinner and when finished they appladed us for a great show . so i said see ya next week if you like to cum xxxx  | |
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Posted: 9/18/2006 2:22:59 AM | | no carparks 4 me..just a rope locker on a cruiseship and a train in germany..with cameras blinking...that would be normal these days!! | |
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Posted: 9/18/2006 12:29:37 PM | On Galiano Island at the ferry dock under the stars
Luckily no one was around.....I think | |
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Posted: 1/23/2007 7:31:51 PM | too many too mention werent we all young once lol
thank god for panel vans utes not comfy lol
in a jag with our heads thru the sun roof in a park no tined windows during day time god i musta been wild once lol | |
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Posted: 2/15/2007 11:45:26 PM | New Zealand ain't that strange, but doing it in a full hut on the Abel Tasman Track was kinda out there.
Lets see other unusuals: In the swinging barrel of a children's fort at Anderson Bay Primary school in Dunedin. On the beach. In every room but the bedroom. In a toilet cubicle on the overnight train from Auckland to Wellington with her bum in the sink. In a public toilet at a park. In Cornwall Park, Auckland. In a children's playground tunnel. In the back seat of a Dunedin Citibus -inspired by their "You Can Do It On A Bus" slogan. In a one-person tent. In the office of a baptist church -and getting caught. In a lift. In the Palmerson North Public Library. In an attic. in her parent's bedroom. In backpacker dormitories. Still waiting to join the sky high club though. | |
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Posted: 3/11/2007 4:02:18 AM | Well at school in the boys loo's, in the music room and wood work room, ummm in my car at the look out. On top of my car at a different look out, right at the top of the look out looking over the water, my parents front yard, in the middle of the soccer oval, given head jobs in the car while he was driving, taken my pants off and fingered myself while in the car going up the F3 (between Central coast and Newy)  Ummmm where else??? Friends house in their bed, local bowling club, I can prolly think of more when Im not so tired.... oh my friends parents house....   | |
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Posted: 3/11/2007 4:29:08 AM | | OK this one's a friend's story...(isn't it always a friend's story but really, this time it is) She was on a Contiki tour, and after a drunken evening her and a guy, not sure if he was from the tour or a local, were looking for a place to express their true and deepseated lust for each other, and they realised the luggage compartment on the side of the bus was unlocked. So they indulged, passed out, and were woken in the morning by several very amused fellow travellers who were putting their bags on board for the day. Ah Contiki. So much more than a candy coloured bus. | |
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Posted: 3/11/2007 5:31:05 AM | No personal stories from me either..... but as it's on topic, I really wanted to post this alleged brekky radio show story. It's a magnificent 'how embarassing' moment - and perhaps a valid reason to be placed in a witness protection programme interstate....
But of course it could just as easily be an urban myth from across the globe, so I'd really appreciate if anyone could validate the story. . . . .
JUST IMAGINE sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.
The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is Called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.
One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet.
Anyway, here's how it all went down:
DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name - first only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?
Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for a couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."
[3 minutes of commercials follow. ]
DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sara, shall we?" (touch tones.....ringing....)Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
Sara: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?"
Sara: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian: (laughing)Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sara. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sara?"
Sara: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
DJ: "What time?"
Sara: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sara: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sara. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"
Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"Sara: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sara?"
Sara: "Well..."
DJ: Come on Sara..... where did you have it?
Sara: "Up the a r s e....."
After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break"
And the drivers of Sydney almost crashed their cars laughing
Footnote: Among the people I asked about the above (ie, whether they had ever heard the radio story) I was told the following by an old workmate: "It's an old joke from a show called perfect match from years and years ago. The guy asked the chick "what's the craziest place you had sex?" and she answered "up the a r s e" That one definitely happened, 'cos I saw the actual show, not sure bout the brekky radio one though".
WHAT the .... Dexter the robot, I am truly shocked and deeply disappointed over this matter - what happened to the ten second delay anyway?? | |
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Posted: 3/11/2007 5:53:42 AM | | Tommycut.....i laughed and laughed at this (very funny....) Aah,now,where was i ? Oh,yeah....on a moving train,between stations.....:) | |
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Posted: 3/12/2007 2:18:37 AM | | In a night club beer garden it was very exciting as we didnt know if we were going to get caught | |
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