| Favourite movie lines!
Posted: 3/27/2007 9:02:56 PM |
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Spelly, are you referring to the acts of sapphic love, or to Phil Collins being referred to as an "artist"? Cuz it's the latter that I find objectionable. | |
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| Favourite movie lines!
Posted: 4/1/2007 8:42:21 PM | Julia Roberts says that to Albert Finney in Erin Brockovich.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon... luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds... pretty standard, really. | |
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Posted: 4/1/2007 8:47:55 PM | Awww! you never finished the rest of Dr. Evil's soliloquy from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery! My favourite lines: "...At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."
Along those same lines, how about this one?
From now on, my little group of shaved scrotum sacks, you will walk like me, talk like me, eat like me, and until you win those games, you will be BALD like me.
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Posted: 4/1/2007 8:55:24 PM | ^^^ From Major Payne.
Please excuse my selective quoting... but given my gender, that bit about the shorn testicles hardly seemed apropos.
This, on the other hand...
Look, I fight for what's mine, I make no apologies. You can call me a ballbuster but it's just the way I am. | |
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Posted: 4/2/2007 6:26:06 PM | ^^^^^^
Married to the Mob.
"I'm gonna sine your pitty on the runny kine. Sa-da-tay, my damie!" | |
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Posted: 4/3/2007 11:21:52 AM | I think thats from Pootie Tang? Not sure...
"Do you know the difference between brown-nosing and ass-kissing? Depth perception." | |
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Posted: 4/3/2007 8:13:18 PM | That, my friend, would be a quote from "Hijacking Hollywood".
How about this one from one of my (new) all-time favourites.....
The secret impresses no one. The trick you use it for is everything. | |
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Posted: 4/3/2007 10:29:20 PM | Hmmm... that was spoken by Christian Bale (an actor I adore!) in The Prestige (a movie I did not).
Good evening. I'm ... inviting you to come with me into a world where the bizarre is commonplace and the commonplace bizarre. It is an odyssey of aggressive weirdness. Whatever raw, savage acts man's hellish brain can concieve, our cameras are there... scouring the globe, seeking out the cheap thrills, the pointless perversities, the shabby secrets, the grotesque, the pathetic...
What you are about to see is not for the weak. It is not even for the strong. | |
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Posted: 4/4/2007 6:32:07 AM |
Good evening. I'm ... inviting you to come with me into a world where the bizarre is commonplace and the commonplace bizarre. It is an odyssey of aggressive weirdness. Whatever raw, savage acts man's hellish brain can concieve, our cameras are there... scouring the globe, seeking out the cheap thrills, the pointless perversities, the shabby secrets, the grotesque, the pathetic...
What you are about to see is not for the weak. It is not even for the strong.
Is that from the inner thoughts of most pof members - The movie
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Posted: 4/4/2007 6:37:50 PM | Holy shit! That's the opening for Mr. Mike's Mondo Video - the very first movie I ever saw on a VCR.
It's been years now, and I'm still here,
still standing behind them gates.
Bet your house it ain't been dull.
I've either done it or gotten it.
You name them, I've met them.
Well, almost.
I've either worked, fought, hired,
fired, laughed, cried with them...
been figuratively fUcked by them, literally
fUcked them. It's been one hell of a ride. | |
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Posted: 4/5/2007 8:30:10 PM | That quote is from "The Kid Stays In The Picture".
And Spelly, you break my poor heart not loving "The Prestige". And I thought you and I were meant for each other. *sigh*
Well, I had to throw one of these in at some point....
Would it help if I got out and pushed? | |
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Posted: 4/5/2007 8:49:43 PM | That would be Princess Leia making fun of Hans Solo's Millennium Falcon in Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back. May the farce be with you.
How about this gem?
He's a nut-bag! Just because the fücker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! | |
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Posted: 4/5/2007 10:49:05 PM | ''Spartans!Tonight,we dine in ..........HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''
-300-themovie | |
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Posted: 4/5/2007 11:26:33 PM |
He's a nut-bag! Just because the fücker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!
Brad Pitt says that about Kevin Spacey's über-mysteriously creepy John Doe in Se7en.
I totally [heart] Kevin Spacey! J'adore Yoda! Brad Pitt? Meh.
Sorry to be disappointing TrinTragula, but...
Life is full of men who never get their monkeys. | |
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Posted: 4/6/2007 8:53:37 AM |
Life is full of men who never get their monkeys
That's from the The Modern Adventures of Tom Sawyer. I can't believe I've never seen this cinematic gem. With a stellar cast that includes master thespians like Erik Estrada, Arte Johnson, Jack Carter, and Laraine Newman, it's destined to knock Citizen Kane off it's lofty perch as the greatest film of all time.
You're a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses. | |
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Posted: 4/6/2007 9:37:46 AM | That would be from the movie "Chinatown".
"I am never satisfied... it is a curse! " | |
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Posted: 4/16/2007 4:35:43 PM | Will Farrell in Blades of Glory.
Fans of Sublime will recognize this one as the opening lines from "Smoke Two Joints" - fans of reaaaaly bad movies will recognize it from the film itself.
She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male, and the other two, well the other two were females. God only knows what they were up to in there... and furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes... reefers. | |
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Posted: 4/16/2007 5:12:50 PM | That's from Beyond the Valley of the Dolls... and a script Roger Ebert (yes, the film critic) no doubt has lived to regret... when he's not the answer to a great movie trivia question, that is.
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Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, ArseTickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques! | |
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Posted: 4/26/2007 7:55:21 AM | Ok... so I realize that Guy Ritchie hasn't been quite the same since he married Madonna, but surely I'm not the only fan of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels around here!
This one's a shout-out to Hank:
STELLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Now fetch me one, please. ;) | |
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Posted: 4/26/2007 8:04:04 AM | Too easy. Stanley Kowalski (Marlon Brando) in A Streetcar Named Desire. He was looking for a Belgian beverage in that scene, as I recall.
Another easy one, but only because it's one of many cool lines from a cool movie:
Nah - calling it your job don't make it right, Boss. | |
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Posted: 4/26/2007 8:18:19 AM | Oooooh... nobody's cooler than Cool Hand Luke!
I subscribe to the law of contrary public opinion... If everyone thinks one thing, then I say bet the other way...
Still waiting to make the acquaintance of one Ms. Artois, Hank... | |
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Posted: 4/26/2007 10:43:50 AM | That would have been Al Pacino as Ricky Roma in Glengarry Glen Ross. Gil Gunderson ("Ohh, come on! You can't say no to Old Gil!") of The Simpsons fame is loosely based on Jack Lemmon's character Shelley Levene in that movie.
How about this one from an obscure Canadian film?
The next time you have this overwhelming urge to ejaculate some professional jealousy you may have towards me why don't you do it in the privacy of your own bathroom instead of a goddamn public forum! | |
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Posted: 4/26/2007 1:04:42 PM | That's from the Slater Street production Buried on Sunday.
And since I'm pretty sure Thursdays are "theme" days in the POF movie quote thread...
Honey, you'd be surprised at what a man can do with one hand. | |
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