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Posted: 6/18/2006 12:11:18 AM | An old lady told me this story the other day, I guess her daughter was frustrated and finally said this to someone who was harrassing her- "I want you to know that I don't have Tourettes. You're just a C*nt!"
It was weird hearing that from an old lady, but I find the older they are the more blue they can cuss.
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| Favourite? Got 100's of them
Posted: 6/18/2006 3:58:48 AM | Oh, that looks like a penis but much smaller.......
true quote said by a woman who was flashed on a subway.....
and years ago when someone told me I was pretty cute without my glasses, I told them they were also cute when not when my glasses.... | |
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| Favourite? Got 100's of them
Posted: 6/18/2006 5:24:57 PM |
Are you breast-feeding....or are your boobs just happy to see me?
I think I tried to use that as a pickup line before 
Hey, is that your face, or did your pants fall down?
I've packed my stuff, I grabbed my gear. You're the only bag I'm leaving here..
Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar
Are you scared of the big bad wolf? No? The other 2 pigs were.. (ouch!) | |
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Posted: 6/18/2006 10:48:43 PM | When someon says "Excuse me"...
Trust me, if there were an excuse for you, I would have used it already. | |
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| Favourite? Got 100's of them
Posted: 6/19/2006 9:57:33 AM | When I was a kid, one of the more common insults was...."your mama"; eventually someone would say in response, "your daddy"; to that you would say, "at least I got a daddy and not 52 suspects!"
"The best part of you went down your mama's leg!!" | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 6/19/2006 5:03:18 PM | TWAT (John Cooper Clark)
Like a nightclub in the morning, you're the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shithouse, you're clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow's
are lousy 'cos of you.
You put the shat in shatter
Put the pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain
You're certainley no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here ....wear this polythene bag.
You're like a dose of scabies,
I've got you under my skin.
You make life a fairytale..Grimm!
People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I'd consider killing you if i thought you were alive.
You've got this slippery quality,
It makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.
Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction and decay.
Please,please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death at a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat out smartie,
You're no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptives face.
Speaking as an outsider,
What do you think of the human race?
You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide.....
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.
You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You're heading for a breakdown,
better pull youself apart.
Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes,
just make me wanna piss.
What kind of creature bore you
Was it some kind of bat
They can't find a good word for you,
but I can.....
TWAT | |
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Posted: 6/19/2006 5:43:47 PM | | His mother would have been better off swallowing that sperm instead of getting herself pregent | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 6/19/2006 9:55:56 PM | | You are so negative! I bet if I were to to tell you I sh it gold bars you would probably tell me it will cause hemorhoids! | |
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| Favourite insult
Posted: 6/20/2006 12:26:03 AM | You have hit the nail on the head gini, surely when you are stuck for an insult it's the C word that is available to your vocal chords most often.
I can only say that by prefixing the c word with others it sure can be made more appropriate for the intended recipient, for instance;
You royal, rich, poor . . . .
Fat, skinny, hopeless, twatty little,
Black, White, Foriegn etc
Queer, smart, 'orrible
Ugly, stupid, rotten
I apologise in advance but at the age of 48 i have used all of these at some points in my life and felt a great sense of satisfaction with having the word at my disposal. Thank heavens for little girls . . . because in saying that i just remembered an omission from the above list
Tight c*#t
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Posted: 6/20/2006 2:26:46 AM | "Hey, does your face hurt??" ..... "oh, cuz it is killing me!!" | |
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Posted: 6/20/2006 7:43:01 AM | | It's because of people like you they build airports. | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 6/20/2006 11:47:20 AM | This insult is my favorite, because it really happened. Not to me, but my best friends bf. Her bf is a russian, with a pretty a-hole attitude.
One day they were street shopping, and Slava says to some old man that is staring at him "Do I know you?" The old man responds "No, thank God!!"
I laughed my A** off when I heard that. It was a pretty good comeback. | |
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Posted: 6/20/2006 8:54:55 PM | | My little friend Sam has insulted me since she was 4 calling me a "wankee" instead of yankee. She's a tough rebel you see. | |
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Posted: 6/20/2006 9:09:26 PM | | "Girl, you could have the most perfect body.......... but we'd still have to look at your face" | |
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| Favourite? Got 100's of them
Posted: 6/21/2006 12:09:48 AM | this one can be used in many situations, Dont call me what your mother raised
Your****is so small, when you hold it in your hand, you still have room to snap your fingers | |
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| Favourite? Got 100's of them
Posted: 6/21/2006 6:58:23 AM | didn't you^^^^^ used to have a storm trooper on the pooper pic???
the classic
"your ugly and your mother dresses you funny" | |
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Posted: 6/22/2006 7:26:15 PM | 1.do u have to open graves to find girls to go out with?...(rob zombie)
2.dont let the door hit u where the good lord split u...
,Shaggy | |
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