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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 6/23/2006 10:50:53 AM | The last guy who was standing about two feet from me at a bar,
obviously way out of his league. Starring at me like I
was his dinner.
I said
"I am sorry were you under the impression that hell
has frozen over because that would have to happen
way before you would get a shot at me" | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 6/23/2006 11:54:59 AM | I have a reply to an insult
you insult them...then they insult you...you then say
"If I wanted a come back I'd scrape your tongue" | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 6/23/2006 11:59:52 AM | Bloody hell there is so many but i prefer:
STOP YOUR FOUL WHINING, YOU FILTHY PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM!!! | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 6/25/2006 9:51:43 PM | | I know they say orange is the new pink but I don't think they meant skin colour (for all those fake n bakers that spend too much time at the tanning salon, and it shows!) | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 6/26/2006 6:08:36 PM | I love it phuquit.
It's truly beautiful, nasty, hard core!
I know the perfect person to use this on.LOLOL
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 6/26/2006 7:44:34 PM | When talking to a young idiot:
'Shut up, puberty.'
When talking to a smart alack guy:
'Shut your c*cksucker'.
One I came up with while having an insult match with a friend:
'You have a peice of foreskin stuck in your teeth'.
I won the match.
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 6/26/2006 8:01:10 PM |
Your mother should have ate you when you were born
Edit on myself..lol: Your mother should have ate you when your bones where still soft! | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 6/26/2006 8:59:45 PM | you think your big?
i'll measure the hole in the wall after i put you through it.
then you'll know just how big you really are! | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 6/29/2006 7:52:02 AM | Another fighting one or tough guy one for you BLACKACES.
"I'll rip your ears off and shove them up your ass so you can hear me kick the shit out of you." | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 6/29/2006 9:55:53 AM | your so ugly if your heart was on fire i wouldn't stick my****down your throat to piss on the
flames to put out the fire. | |
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Posted: 6/29/2006 12:34:35 PM | | Wow! All these are great. lol. My favourite is...You must have been a pretty strong baby to crawl out of the abortion bucket. | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 6/29/2006 4:28:38 PM | Another oldie but a goody and one of my father's faves.
"I wouldn't piss in your ear if your brain was on fire."
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 6/29/2006 8:07:46 PM | not bad...how about this,
Is that a pimple on your shoulders?...opps..sorry, it's just your head.
You look so much better with your hair long...it's covers up most of your face. | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 6/29/2006 8:23:37 PM | WARNING a bit offensive...
The late Sam Kinison had a great one. Guy yells at Sam who is doing his act, Sam says, "that's what your mom said when i was leaving her house but I couldn't hear her as well... she had my sperm girgling in her throat... You might not recognize her when you get home; I shaved her back" | |
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| Favourite? Got 100's of them
Posted: 6/29/2006 8:25:03 PM | when dealing with people who gives stupid ideas,
"if i'm paid each time i have to listen to such crap...i'll be rich by now." | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 6/29/2006 8:52:59 PM | "If you get a chance to f*ck off, take it!"
"Why don't you go outside and play a nice game of hide-and-go-f*ck-yourself!" | |
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