| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 6/29/2006 9:18:01 PM | The "set up insult favorite":
I was singing to a song at work, and my smartazz nephew says "who is the singer for that song your singing" ..I tell him who...and he say...yeah lets keep it that way! | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 7/1/2006 8:36:43 PM | My favorites:
How many times do I need to flush before you go away?
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Thousands of years ago man stood up to become what we are today, why didn't you join us? | |
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NateC
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Joined: 4/10/2006
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| Favourite? Got 100's of them
Posted: 7/2/2006 4:03:24 PM | One of my dad's former co-workers used this term to describe a "butterface" (...everything about 'er but 'er face):
"Looks like someone set her face on fire and tried to put it out with an axe".
Black Adder quotes work great, too. For example: "The Rennaissance is just something that happened to other people, isn't it?" | |
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| Favourite? Got 100's of them
Posted: 7/3/2006 9:48:46 AM | I'd have a battle of wits with but the looks of things your unarmed!
You took the "small" bus to school didn't you.
(Loud music at the club) No no i didn't say dance ..i said fat in those pants | |
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| Favourite? Got 100's of them
Posted: 7/4/2006 10:06:41 AM | the only way your gonna get laid is if you crawl up some chickens ass and wait to get pushed
out!! | |
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| Favourite? Got 100's of them
Posted: 7/4/2006 3:35:12 PM | You are a useless waste of skin.
Or: You'd make a good pair of boots, with maybe enough left over fr a pair of gloves. | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 7/8/2006 4:09:21 AM | you have about as much coordination as a monkey trying to **** a football. Did you grow up living under power lines? Ive been called worse by better.  | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 7/9/2006 2:58:02 AM | You're so stupid you couldn't find your ass with both hands if I drew you a map and guided you in.
You should have been a #@^$job.
Your parents should have sued Trojan.
You don't have a family tree,you have a family twig.(That's for those rednecks out there.)
I thought cave men were extinct.
A friend of mine,who is shorter than me,used to look at me and say"I didn't know they could stack shit that high." Until I said"From the looks of you,it starts to settle a bit but the smell gets worse." | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 7/9/2006 2:50:35 PM | I'd love to have the battle of the wits with you but you are obviously unarmed.
I may be fat but your ugly and i can diet!!!
Thankfully I dont have to use them often | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 7/10/2006 12:47:17 AM | Your face could curdle piss.
Your so ugly you make my ass pucker.
When you go to a beautician,it takes 12 hours for a quote. | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 7/11/2006 1:49:57 PM | May the fleas of a thousand camels lodge beneath your armpit.
I don't know why that one makes me crack up, but it does! | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 7/11/2006 2:04:30 PM | Someone that calls you "boy"
This "boy" be kickin your azz, then you can go home to mamma sayin some "boy" kicked your azz.
edit: that insult came back to me after seeing someone in the threads calling all the men "boys"...lol | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 7/12/2006 12:38:57 PM | or when someone calls you a "boy"
If you see a boy, get on your kness and make him a man" | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 7/15/2006 1:29:37 PM | dutchieboo: GREAT thread! In a visceral kind-of way. 
"YOU should've been a blow-job" - Bill Hicks | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 7/16/2006 11:03:44 AM | "I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."
"Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?"
"Don't leave in a huff. You can leave in a minute and a huff. If that's too soon, then leave in a taxi."
Groucho Marx
"Speaking as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?"
John Cooper-Clarke | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 7/16/2006 3:23:27 PM | My son had one the other day that he used on a guy in school who was just pissing him off. The guy made a reference to his mom, so my son faced him, smiled and said:
'You keep MY mom out if this and I will keep THIS (pointing at his crotch) out of your mom"
Didn't know what to think, I certainly didn't teach him that, I just told him that if anybody wants to fight you and they keep taunting you to start, keep hassling you... then wait till his friends are around and put him down with words... I didn't mean these kinda words, but it seemed to work... kids nowadays. | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 7/16/2006 3:59:14 PM | "If you had a clue youd be on the floor playing with it"
"if we sliced you thin enough you could cover a pond with algae"
"Theres enough DNA in this town for a population of 2000, to bad theres 2500" | |
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