| Favourite insult
Posted: 9/9/2006 7:42:26 AM | From son's Weird Al CD...
You couldn't pour water from a boot with instructions on the heel. | |
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| Favourite insult
Posted: 12/3/2006 10:42:03 AM | | fat girl says,"Are you thinking about me?" skinny guy says," Yes...bent over on a silver plate with a bed of lettuce.......... dripping with a nice honey glaze and maybe an apple in your mouth...." | |
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| Favourite insult
Posted: 12/3/2006 10:54:38 AM | | I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my a##! | |
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| Favourite insult
Posted: 12/4/2006 12:53:41 AM | "I may be sober tomorrow but you'll still be ugly for the rest of your life"  | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 12/4/2006 5:47:03 PM | Did your momma have any kids that lived?
Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
(retort for the "finger")..Is that your age, IQ, number of friends you had before your dog died, your sperm count, inches of man-meat you have, shoe size, hat size, jock size, number of testicles you have, number of active brain cells you have, or are you just picking a booger????
Whattaya mean check your breath...I thought you farted....
Have a breath mint...PLEASE!!!!!!
Don't you EVER shut up??
Jeez...and I thought crap smelled bad....
You look like the southern end of a northbound dog...
JESUS!!!!!! That's the BIGGEST zit I've ever seen!!!!!! | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 12/6/2006 3:25:49 PM | If I don't see ya later .....swell
gee somebody didn't flush...
if i want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
feels like it just got really fuc*ed up in here............. oh...you just got here?
didn't I see you on Jerry Springer?
or at work....F***.M***.*****f**co****ba************s***********a*********cu**********pillowbitin********sh***va**************************** | |
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| Favourite? Got 100's of them
Posted: 12/8/2006 9:04:26 PM | you dad had sex wit another guy and craped out you a turd baby.
your mom should of swallowed. | |
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| Favourite? Got 100's of them
Posted: 12/10/2006 9:21:54 PM | Just read my post here in Humor! It was the best I have come up with this week!
Title : Was I too harsh" | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 12/10/2006 9:48:11 PM | | Did anyone ever tell you that you were the load you're mom was supposed to swallow | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 1/1/2007 9:25:25 PM | shes so ugly:
- her face looks like a can of smashed ***holes!
- looks like her face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork!
- her face looks like 10 miles of dirt road on a wet day | |
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Posted: 1/2/2007 12:24:33 PM | " KISS MY A&&"
pttt that'll take all year......
act your age not your****size..
"grow up!"
nahh its too much fun like this!
she looks like her mamma had an affair with MR ED!!! | |
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Joined: 9/18/2006
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| Favourite? Got 100's of them
Posted: 1/2/2007 3:43:25 PM | | When someone tells you"I'm so cool because I date this hot chick", reply with"That dosen't mean you're cool. That just means you had an extra $20 handy". | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 6/29/2007 6:50:23 AM | 300 million sperm and your the one that got through?
so how's your wife and my kid doing?
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 6/29/2007 4:29:22 PM | | You are the pus that infects the slime that sickens the mold that slowly rots and poisons the maggots now chowing down on the diareahhea that your mother licked from a dead rat's ARSE | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 6/30/2007 9:03:17 PM | | Someone called me a **** once. So I said "Yeah well 'Life's a **** and so am I, The world owes me. So F*** you" | |
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