| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 6/30/2007 9:40:41 PM | You have to be smarter than the equipment you are operating.
In this case, it has no intelligence.
You lose... Miserably.
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 7/1/2007 4:03:07 AM | gee, it looks like a penis, only smaller...
and '**** you clown!' but that's a punch line.
i rarely insult, I is weak! | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 7/14/2007 11:44:54 PM | (with gratitude to Johnny Carson) :
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits !!"  | |
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Joined: 7/4/2007
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 7/15/2007 12:20:55 AM | if someone is driving too slow..
"you drive like old people ****!"
"have i told you yet today?...go **** yourself." -Rusty
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SKA213
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Joined: 7/4/2007
Msg: 156 | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 7/24/2007 12:03:31 AM | When they smacked you in the mouth with the ugly stick,you must have swallowed some of the bark.
Your face looks like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle. | |
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Posted: 7/24/2007 6:24:49 AM | You're so anal a gnat couldn't butt**ck you!
Told my ex this once, he's so homophobic he though it was a compliment....LOL | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 7/24/2007 11:04:45 AM | | I'll date you when the pigs in hell can't fly anymore because their wings are covered in ice! | |
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Posted: 7/25/2007 9:06:18 AM | the funniest insult ive had was a while ago was setting up a disco for a ann summers party {yea i wanted to stay but wasnt allowed in when it started ]
anyway the place was full off women and there was a stripper at the end i had already set up and had been in the other bar , i went back in to set up a song waitlist to go auto before it started and when i got to the middle of the dance floor all i heard was i hope he ent the stripper | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 7/26/2007 4:07:05 PM | This is one that happened recently
I said "Are you the local whore?"
She said (believing she had the killer line) "You couldn't afford me, love".
I retorted "No your right, I haven't got £5 ($10) on me".
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 7/31/2007 3:13:14 PM | To a former boss who liked to refer to the employees as "family" and "team"... Sometimes the family is dysfunctional and the team has jock itch.
To someone with unrealistic expectations: what do you want me to do, pull a rabbit out of my a$$?
To someone with incredibly unrealistic expectations: what do you want me to do, pull a rhino out of my a$$? | |
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 9/27/2007 7:13:43 AM | Favorite Insult of all time:
Where did you get your license? Out of a tampon box, cause you sure drive like a c**t!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 9/27/2007 8:26:10 PM | To end an argument with another guy the final words should be said to end it all.
Your the load your Mom should of swallowed.....then walk away...lol | |
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Posted: 9/27/2007 8:31:27 PM | | Knighthawk...mom's actually swallowed in those days....learn something new every day | |
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