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 Author Thread: What's your favorite insult?
 Jennie4321

Joined: 8/23/2007
Msg: 174
What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 9/27/2007 8:31:27 PM
Knighthawk...mom's actually swallowed in those days....learn something new every day
 Knighthawk25

Joined: 7/4/2007
Msg: 175
What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 9/27/2007 8:32:25 PM
So Jennie, how many Sons would you of had...lol
 Jennie4321

Joined: 8/23/2007
Msg: 176
What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 9/27/2007 8:34:37 PM
actually.....based on your theory I would be childless
 Knighthawk25

Joined: 7/4/2007
Msg: 177
What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 9/27/2007 8:35:29 PM
Hey Babe, do you wanna get married...lol
 Jennie4321

Joined: 8/23/2007
Msg: 178
What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 9/27/2007 8:37:31 PM
well...I haven't received any other proposals lately..so ya sure Knighthawk...but can I choose the date and the ring?
 Knighthawk25

Joined: 7/4/2007
Msg: 179
What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 9/27/2007 8:39:03 PM
I will let you choose the date and the ring as long as we have no children...promise me babe.
 Jennie4321

Joined: 8/23/2007
Msg: 180
What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 9/27/2007 8:40:14 PM
knighthawk...remember I'm childless for a reason
 Knighthawk25

Joined: 7/4/2007
Msg: 181
What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 9/27/2007 8:41:16 PM
So i guess you don't want to go out for dinner then, you must be full already..lol
 Jennie4321

Joined: 8/23/2007
Msg: 182
What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 9/27/2007 8:42:59 PM
knighhawk...pick me up at 9 on saturday I'm still a bit hungry
 Knighthawk25

Joined: 7/4/2007
Msg: 183
What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 9/27/2007 8:48:06 PM
It's a date. I will give you my phone number through private message and then we can take it from there. I don't mind eating all night...I have a big appetite, hope you do....
 Jennie4321

Joined: 8/23/2007
Msg: 184
What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 9/27/2007 8:49:12 PM
Oh man Knighthawk...you really are determined to make it to page 9 of this thing....and the saga continues..stay tuned everyone
 vladtepes97

Joined: 8/14/2007
Msg: 185
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What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 9/29/2007 5:32:32 AM
if it wasn't for your brother you'd still be a virgin.
you're the kind of guy who can't enjoy sex unless you hear "stop, daddy."
 Hudsonbay1960

Joined: 2/27/2007
Msg: 186
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What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 10/22/2007 10:28:57 PM
What happened to the "favorite insult" aspect of this thread??
 tashie87

Joined: 4/3/2007
Msg: 187
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What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 3/29/2008 10:56:36 AM
You are a complete lousy, sopping****ead and in your heart you know it is the truth
 coolguelphguy

Joined: 1/24/2008
Msg: 188
Favourite? Got 100's of them
Posted: 3/30/2008 5:01:33 AM
Awesome!! Thanks
 cazzie1960

Joined: 12/7/2007
Msg: 189
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Favourite? Got 100's of them
Posted: 3/30/2008 11:32:22 AM
gezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz were do u al get the time to do all this crap i came on this site lookin 4 friends must update my profile when i get time GET IT TIME u all crack me up with these forums r whatever sorry I DONT FEEL SORRY 4 Any of u lol cant wait 4 the insults u lot is goin 2 give me back read em when i get the TIME LOVE 2 u all BLESS
 jrs_nayna

Joined: 3/20/2008
Msg: 190
Favourite? Got 100's of them
Posted: 3/30/2008 1:36:22 PM
Here's what my gramma use to say:

"Speak ass....mouth won't!"

Hahahhahahaaa.....sounded funnier when she said it the older she got.
 cazzie1960

Joined: 12/7/2007
Msg: 191
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Favourite? Got 100's of them
Posted: 4/1/2008 1:50:04 PM
lol cant tell you what my granma used 2 say.
 James_in_SD

Joined: 7/3/2006
Msg: 192
What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 4/24/2008 2:54:23 PM
Can't say I have one, really. I prefer not to be insulted if I can avoid it.
 Korara

Joined: 4/4/2008
Msg: 193
What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 4/25/2008 11:16:24 AM
"Oh I am sorry! You looked better from across the bar"
 TiaCalenture

Joined: 12/10/2007
Msg: 194
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What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 4/26/2008 1:26:49 AM
I like:

"Didn't your momma didn't teach you any manners?" Not real insulting, I know.

"Just too (stupid/ugly) to (breath/breed)"

"Total waste of human flesh"

"Should have been drowned at birth"

"Your momma should have swallowed you"

"You think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language!"

"I don't know what's wrong with you, and I don't want to know, but it's your problem, don't make it mine"

"What is wrong with you? Better question, is there a cure?"

"He is in desperate need of some major pharmeceuticals"

"I give up, I don't speak idiot"
 TiaCalenture

Joined: 12/10/2007
Msg: 195
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What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 4/26/2008 2:26:41 AM
How about:

"Their mouth runs faster than flapper on a ducks @$$ flying backwards in a windstorm"

"Oh my! I can't believe he is still alive! Guess I gotta pray harder"

"The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead"

"Was that English?"

"I don't do crazy, try somewhere else"

"Is... is it human??"
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