| What is the dream message you want to see in your inbox?
Posted: 10/15/2006 2:43:44 PM | | Hmmm a dream message.....Hey Dan its jenna jameson,me and a bunch of my friends are going to have a B/J contest and we thought you would make a great judge. Get back to me.... Hey I can dream..LOL | |
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GUMMLE
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Joined: 10/15/2005
Msg: 228 | |
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| What is the dream message you want to see in your inbox?
Posted: 10/21/2006 2:59:26 PM | Ha! Great topic!
"Dear Chrysostom,
I am a virgin runner up from the Miss Pennsylvania contest with a triple major in physics, political science, and French literature. I earn 6 figures and am ready to split everything with you 50/50 in our soon-to-be-purchased suburban house on a 3 acre plot. I will clean and cook for you 6 out of 7 days per week except for Sunday on which I will fawn over your delicious culinary creations. I hope to have long discussions and vigorous arguments with you after which we have passionate sex. My whole family will accept you as one of their own but will never ask to visit. We can get a dog (your choice) and I will walk it every day unless you feel like doing it yourself. I never get sick and have every and only those problems which you excel at solving. A fairy gave me a potion to swallow at 21 which will prevent me from ever aging a day beyond that. I've travelled around the world twice and there's no one else I'd rather spend the rest of eternity with than you. If you should get inexorably tired of me, I will take care of all of the legal work, remove those of my belongings which you don't want, and commit hari kari quietly without any sappy suicide notes to make you feel guilty.
How's dinner next Tuesday look for your schedule? I'm buying!" | |
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| What is the dream message you want to see in your inbox?
Posted: 10/21/2006 3:07:40 PM | LOL, great question! Ok here's my dream message.
Hi honey, this is your maker, you're doing a great job with your life and just to let you know, he's right around the corner so you can get off this site and use that gift I gave you...FAITH...and start smiling because honey you'll be doing alot of that! | |
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| What is the dream message you want to see in your inbox?
Posted: 10/21/2006 3:38:38 PM | | a simple reply that tells me that i am ok from my profile, that what i have said is true, which it is, for goodness sake any woman replying blind to any man on here is dam brave accept it lads we have to prove we are what we say we are, words are cheep. my dream inbox mesage would be from my soulmate werever she is. | |
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| What is the dream message you want to see in your inbox?
Posted: 10/21/2006 4:01:17 PM | When's your next concert at Strathmore? (yes I can change my seat to be a pair, if I know
someone is coming)
When and where is your next organized hike?
Would you like to chat, or meet for dinner, or meet for coffee tomorrow morning, lunch, evening at...?
When are you next on AIM chat, my handle is....?
And I'd be really stunned by, but wouldn't mind:
My phone number is .... and I would like to talk with you on a specific evening at a specific time.
Of course first we'll have to send and reply to each other's e-mails judging what's best for each of us.
No one message is a dream message, since none have happened yet. | |
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| What is the dream message you want to see in your inbox?
Posted: 10/21/2006 4:40:36 PM | Chrysostom: I like yours, just change Penn. Runner up to Mr. World runner up. and add : I will never ask you to be with another woman while I sit by and watch.I will never seek fulfillment elsewhere , when you turn me down for a BJ. I will not ask you to wait until my dog wakes up from his nap on your pillow so you can join me in bed. I will take you out for dinner at least once a week even though you are a fantastic cook and I prefer your cooking to anyone elses. I will not keep my personals ad on a year after we are married. I will not frequent gay bars, web-sites and gay mens homes and continue to expect you to believe that I really am straight! If I do decide for some unknown reason I am gay you will be the first to know, not the entire community we live in, and I will not wait 15 years to end our marriage! (even if I do need a male heir to carry on the family name!)
(OOPS I guess I got a little off track, anyone noticing a theme here?!!?!??!?!)
Ideally i would like a guy to write and say he'd seen my ad and not only are our profiles a perfect match, but ,that we had already met in person ,in passing and he knew someone I worked with and that he heard I expressed and interest in him and he was extremely flattered and blown away by my beauty, grace and charm!! And could he have the honor of cooking me a gourmet meal while I sat by watching him, while sipping a glass of chardonnay from a long stemmed crystal glass!  | |
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| What is the dream message you want to see in your inbox?
Posted: 10/22/2006 2:56:24 AM | I thought this question was...
What is the dream .....massage...you want in your inbox ?
hahahahahahaha,
I thought for a moment.....ohhh......but I can't described that online.
hehehehehe.
Dream message. Yeah...in my inbox.
I really don't want to describe that either. I don't want people to read my private inner thoughts of seeing just one jerk on his knees = you know ...who u are.
In desert sand...as the sun sets...streaks the sky spectacular orange and salmon. I will settle for Angeles Crest Hwy. Bottle of wine.
I feel a lyric coming on....
Why do bewds suddenwy appear
Everytyme yoo r neawr
Just wike me, they wong to be,
cwose ....too yoo....
wah wah wah wah wah - cwose too yoo
or how about....
(funky pop melody - bridge)
Shaaarin horizons that r neww too us
Wookin for signs awong the wayyyyyy woah woah woah
Talkin it over - the twoo of us
We'll get together day by day
Together ! Together......
Before the wisin sun ----- we shine (gotta drag out shine... like whine)
So much of life to live.....
a Kiss for luck an were on our wayyyyy.
(Mike Curb choir kicks in with smooth pop refrain)
!-)
Then Santa will appear in the sky with Rudolf guiding the way....to finally bring me an Easy Bake Oven........ 30 years after I begged for it....and only three packets of cake mix. JUST THREE. SO THE OVEN IS NO GOOD after just baking three little cakes. There is nothing to bake....You are out of little mix packets....and you have a fancy little back oven that runs on a 300 watt lightbulb and no more cake mix !!!!!!!!!! Cursed !
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| What is the dream message you want to see in your inbox?
Posted: 10/22/2006 12:28:55 PM | hey sexy, I love a man that won't give me hairballs and has a small penis. I like the simple things in life like sharing a coffee at the sallyann and donut diving in dumpsters. Material thigs are such a hassle. And your car. I love Ladas almost as much as yugos. Well if you ever find your self in Greenbay and want to come see me and the Girls at a cheerleading practice let me know. Maybe you could stay for one of our nude sleepovers.
Pst. I love a man who dresses in velvet | |
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| What is the dream message you want to see in your inbox?
Posted: 4/24/2007 3:17:17 PM | Hey,
I think we've had some serious communication issues. I miss you, care about you and I think we need to talk before anymore time is wasted.....
LOL.....would be the most perfect bday gift ever....
So, NOT gonna happen....reality....such a harsh thing  | |
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| What is the dream message you want to see in your inbox?
Posted: 4/24/2007 6:16:02 PM | Hi...
I've sat here at this site for hours...days...weeks (not all at once of course lol) rereading your profile over and over again. Waiting to come up with just the perfect words to say to you. The perfect words to keep you wanting to read this e-mail through to the very end without deleting it shortly there after. The perfect words that will make you not only want to reply to me, but the words that will make you want to stay on-line in the hopes that I'll sign on and you instantly feel the butterflies. As I have done so many times with you. Hope you take that as a subtle hint that someday, just maybe we wont need this site anymore. All we'll need this site for is the sweet memories that we can share with friends, family and loved ones of how we met, created butterflies and fell in love.
If I only had those perfect words....
That's my dream e-mail and yes I know its corny but hey | |
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ddream
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Joined: 8/24/2006
Msg: 245 | |
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| What is the dream message you want to see in your inbox?
Posted: 4/26/2007 7:33:51 AM | | IT WOULD BE FROM A CERTAIN LADY I WOULD CONSIDER MY FRIEND , BUT UNFORTUNATELY SHE IS SEEING ANOTHER PERSON , SHE IS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS AND A LADY IN EVERY ASPECT,SO I COULD ONLY WISH THAT I WOULD SOMEDAY CLICK ONTO MY MAIL AND HAVE A MESSAGE FROM HER SAYING WHATS UP , AND THEN A FOLLOW UP WITH SOMETHING LIKE I HAVE BEEN THINKING AND I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE YOU UP ON THE DINNER DATE AND AFTERNOON GET TOGETHR , HEY IT COULD HAPPEN . | |
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