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 Author Thread: What is the "dream message" you want to see in your inbox?
 General_K

Joined: 5/15/2006
Msg: 76
What is the dream message you want to see in your inbox?
Posted: 6/28/2006 9:42:58 PM
"Hi, I'm the beautiful redhead that you smile at and say hello to every morning..."

It would be nicer than being greeted with "Not enough local matches, defaulting to a state level search" every time I search for PoF fishies.
 Mopegunz

Joined: 5/6/2004
Msg: 77
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Posted: 6/28/2006 9:53:48 PM
hmmmm... Well I'm in a Comical mood...



"Hey, I've decided, I'm not going to press charges..."







 MsChar

Joined: 10/4/2005
Msg: 78
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Posted: 6/28/2006 10:12:10 PM
wow luv your profile and you sound like just the gal i would luv to meet and get to know better. you might know me cause i am a country singer who has had a bit of success.i seem to match all the critera in your profile . so lets chat a bit then not waste alot of time before we meet. and my prediction is you with fall in luv with me after the 1st date.

keep the faith

Toby Keith
 killerdogsmooch

Joined: 6/25/2006
Msg: 79
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Posted: 6/28/2006 10:17:48 PM
MESSAGE WOULD SAY:

HELLO, IT IS YOU, I WOULD LIKE TO MEET YOU.
 romegaguy36

Joined: 4/21/2006
Msg: 80
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Posted: 6/29/2006 1:16:15 AM
Wow u r one cute guy. I loved your profile and really interested to know u better. A little about me im 5'6" nice curves, straight dark hair that goes a little past my shoulders, DD bra size, pretty straight teeth, well u should know u seen my pics that i sent ya, never been married and no kids, im not the least bit loud mouth, don't drink don't do drugs, im very caring and devoted, only been with 2 guys sexually, i work part time so having a relationship will not be a hassle, I don't believe in dating lots of guys to know what i want, i know what i want u fit the description perfectly, i will treat u like a king, i will not cuss around you, never nag you, and will rub your back when u r tired. I will give u hugs and kisses every time i see ya. I be the type that would plan our weekends together. U r my dream guy and i will never leave ya or cheat on ya.
 romegaguy36

Joined: 4/21/2006
Msg: 81
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Posted: 6/29/2006 1:38:02 AM
Hi my name is christy, me and another girl here think u r one hottie. We want to know if u want to join us in a jacuzzi. There will be no clothes aloud so i hope u r not the shy type and we can't promise that we will be on our best behavior. We just live 2 miles from you in the same town so if u get this message today i give u directions it will be tonight so i hope u don't have plans.


Ok i was just kiddin with this dream message.
 freakoftheweek

Joined: 5/6/2006
Msg: 82
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Posted: 6/29/2006 11:18:39 AM
my perfect message "hi, i am a hot redhead goth-ish girl from sudbury. i think you are super great, and i would love to meet you" lol
 valgal67

Joined: 11/5/2005
Msg: 83
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Posted: 6/29/2006 3:46:51 PM
Val,Baby,

You know when I walked in on you at work, you rocked my world, but I couldnt show you because I didnt want to scare you away right away. Then that night when we met at the club, you were breathtaking and I had to have you that night. Your body is perfect and I dont care about your knees, you are the one for me.

We love the same things, you have a quirky sense of humor like mine and you love my child as well. I want you to come away with me into the night on the back of my motorcycle and we will make sweet love for the rest of our lives, together.

BTW, just want to tell you that you will never have to work another day in your life...(only if you want when you start your business), because I have won the largest lottery jackpot of all time.....$500 MILLION !!!! So we can do ANYTHING, go ANYWHERE and maybe, just maybe rob a 7-11 at gunpoint...just so that you are happy with it all!!!

Your Pirate


Hows that for a laugh!!!! If I received that message I would probably have a heart attack and it would really never come true!!!!

Oh well so much for dreams!!!!

Val
 board two tiers

Joined: 6/28/2006
Msg: 84
What is the dream message you want to see in your inbox?
Posted: 6/29/2006 4:03:08 PM
"Nice footwear! Care to fornicate?"
 floridian407

Joined: 4/12/2006
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Posted: 6/29/2006 4:18:20 PM
It would say, I'm sorry , I goofed-can we meet in person?...Short, simple and to the point...:)
 danceswithwolves1

Joined: 3/29/2005
Msg: 86
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Posted: 6/29/2006 5:19:31 PM
I got the dream message. It was from a 27 year old Russian girl, very sexy picture, and she was looking for somewhere to move and start a life in the U.S. Everything about her seemed too good to be true, including her degree as a dentist, her very attractive attitudes toward American men, her aggreeable nature and her humility. She seemed like a very easy person to get along with. We exchanged a number of e-mails.

Two days before the day she had said she was coming from Moscow, she wrote and said she was a little short on funds for her ticket, and could I just wire her $1000.00 or so. Darn! Too good to be true all right. I asked her for some confirmation of things she'd told me, and she never wrote back. I get e-mail money scams on a regular basis.
 musicalife

Joined: 4/30/2006
Msg: 87
What is the dream message you want to see in your inbox?
Posted: 6/29/2006 6:24:28 PM
^^^Been down that road twice. Isn't it funny how they suddenly go from "head over heals in love with you" to "not interested" once you start asking the hard questions? I can go on and on about that topic but it is for another thread.
 GSD

Joined: 4/22/2006
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Posted: 6/29/2006 6:33:10 PM
Mine would say anything
just as long as i get a msg it would be my dream one
 Kiss_My_Karma~

Joined: 7/4/2005
Msg: 89
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Posted: 6/29/2006 7:46:51 PM
Sadly, a few months ago, I did get the dream message. Well, it was from the dream guy, anyway. He looked me up on reunion.com and said 'hope you're all well'....JWS. I was jumping out of my skin! I had to refrain from returning his email for a couple of hours because I didn't want to sound like (any more of) an idiot. So I said hi back.....then nothing. A week or so later, I mailed him back again, asking him what prompted that first email after all this time......and lo and behold, AFTER I sent the message I realized his profile said he was married. So. He emails me back and says I'm going out of town for a couple of weeks, I'll talk more with you when I get back. I haven't heard from him again. Sigh. So, the dream remains unattainable, and I remain confused. Sure do miss his friendship though. I just hope he's happy, that would be a dream for me, even if he's not here with me sharing his newly won lotto millions I spoke of earlier. lol

Keep in mind the dream message must be followed up on! lol
 musicalife

Joined: 4/30/2006
Msg: 90
What is the dream message you want to see in your inbox?
Posted: 6/29/2006 8:16:13 PM
"Yes, I will meet you out for coffee. Instead of sit here and cry, mope, and wine about no good men out there, I will take a chance and actually meet one. I will pry my butt off my safe computer chair and out from behind my computer screen and talk to more than your profile. I joined this site to meet someone and if I sit here all safe and analytical, I will never meet the person. And if it works out, all the better. After all I cannot "hold" your profile or see your profile actually smile. I can't go to the movies or zoo or park with your profile. I can't have a traditional conversation with your profile. How can I laugh "with" your profile? Your profile is only two dimensions...heighth and width. There is no "depth" to your profile. So yes, I am ready to move past your profile, take a CHANCE in life, and maybe find out low and behold you are just what I am looking for. I want to get past page 1 of your "book". If it doesn't work out, heck we can be friends, right? So how about meeting for an hour so we know if their is something and we don't have to prejudge as to whether there is? I mean isn't that how it was done in the old days when relationship success was far superior to what it is today? Whatever happened to that idea by the way?"
 terminallycute

Joined: 8/3/2005
Msg: 91
What is the dream message you want to see in your inbox?
Posted: 6/29/2006 8:20:09 PM
my dream message is anything that doesnt involve him asking about my boobs!
 sweet5red

Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 92
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Posted: 6/29/2006 8:37:33 PM
Hmm My dream message might be like this..
Hello Red... I was reading your profile and noticed we seem to be on the same page as to what we both want.. we both love country music, the outdoors, just enjoying nature.. hopefull romantics and both looking for our teammate for life .. we wasted too many tommorows already.. what are we waiting on... ______


*** sigh a girl can dream right.. ( sweet N Louisiana)
 TearsAreCool

Joined: 6/16/2006
Msg: 93
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Posted: 6/29/2006 9:50:25 PM
I've thought long and hard about this, and I've got a couple dream notes:

#1:
(This one would demonstrate that, through perseverance, my personality can get a woman to warm up to me...)

You know, when you first started messaging me, I thought you were a pompous ass with a lame sense of humor and a bad haircut. But now my attorney says that I should take that back so I can get your address and we can serve the Restraining Order.

#2:
(This is sort of the "shock and awe" initial message that would really make me feel like I've made a diference in someone's life. I think that there might have to be an image attached, but I'll leave that to your imagination.)

Dearest TearsAreCool:

Can I call you "TAC"? I saw your post on the forum about why Women Don't Like Short Men, and then the one about Why Caucasian Men Date Asian Women, and then the one about Why Nice Girls and Nice Guys Should All Go Live With The Lepers. I must confess, you've spoiled me on all other men. You are in Seattle, Washington, and while I have no idea where that is, I feel a great distance and I have grown despondent. This ennui is so brutal and this depression so complete that I plan on ending it all. Even now, the three Excederin are working their way through my system and as I expire I want you to know that I did it for you.


#3:
(This one is the one I REALLY am hoping for. I'm going to edit it a bit, because I'm sure that any opportunity this good would have a lot more information, but I've got my fingers crossed...)
REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'.
...
HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL SERVANTS AND MEMBERS OF THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS).


 GoodKittyGoneBad

Joined: 3/16/2006
Msg: 94
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Posted: 6/29/2006 10:11:55 PM
My dream message would say....."You are the most stunning woman I've ever laid eyes upon....as for me, I am a 28 year old wealthy Scottish Laird, who owns the entirety of the Western Isles of Scotland. I am well endowed, handsome, only wear kilts, and I love cats. Will you bring your retired parents and come live in my castle?" Well a girl can dream can't she????? Or it would be a quick note from Billy Connolly saying he was a single man again and he wanted to shag me hehehe! Either one would do!
 kap10cavy1963

Joined: 4/15/2006
Msg: 95
What is the dream message you want to see in your inbox?
Posted: 6/29/2006 10:40:08 PM
Dream message? How's this one.
Hi, I'm terminallycute, I just won the lottery, bought an Island and want to show you my boobs.
 terminallycute

Joined: 8/3/2005
Msg: 96
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Posted: 6/30/2006 4:12:18 PM
LMAO!!!..

WOO HOO!!...ok..that was my dream message..and i didnt even have to open my in box!!
 LolaShy

Joined: 5/25/2006
Msg: 97
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Posted: 7/1/2006 1:21:19 PM
I received a sweet one the other day. I saw your picture and felt I had to contact you, to just say hi.


Awwwww Made my day!!
 kimmie38

Joined: 5/26/2006
Msg: 98
What is the dream message you want to see in your inbox?
Posted: 7/1/2006 1:39:59 PM
I would like for someone to find me attractive n interesting n to want to get to know me better,but don't we all wnt that??
 baldfisher

Joined: 6/7/2006
Msg: 99
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Posted: 7/1/2006 3:08:34 PM
It would say:

Look! I see that you just want to be friends and hang out to have a good time as am I. I am up for many activaties and I will kill you in tennis you dumb ass so you better be able to keep up with me you little ****. If you even look at me as an object to your desire I will kick your ass and never see you again. Sheesh, a guy your age should be in an old age home and I am the one that will put you there dumb ass!!
 GUMMLE

Joined: 10/15/2005
Msg: 100
What is the dream message you want to see in your inbox?
Posted: 7/1/2006 3:10:15 PM
We've met...
We've flirted...
And in spite of our differences...
In age and lifestyle...
I find that I'm drawn to you...
And I am tired of waiting for you...
To make the first move...
So either blow gently on this spark...
And allow the fire to consume us both...
Or blow it out...
And leave me in the dark...
With my dreams...
Of what might have been...
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