| What is the dream message you want to see in your inbox?
Posted: 8/21/2006 5:27:56 PM |
What is the dream message you want to see in your inbox?
This is your mother, I've already told your dad about this you filthy monkey and you are getting a good bashing when he gets home.
Love
Your Mother
P.S. I told your grandmother about this too... | |
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Joined: 7/18/2006
Msg: 152 | |
| What is the dream message you want to see in your inbox?
Posted: 8/21/2006 5:42:32 PM | ^^^^^
{This is your mother, I've already told your dad about this you filthy monkey and you are getting a good bashing when he gets home.}
Pansatyros...the family would like to gather this evening to speak with you about this addiction. Please sign off so your father may use the computer.
Love,
Auntie Em | |
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Posted: 8/22/2006 8:49:14 PM | Just a short ramble about his day, the little things, ending with a 'kiss' or a 'love you'.
Or one from the already significant other that makes me laugh so hard at something right out of left field.
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Posted: 8/23/2006 6:10:10 PM | "Dear Lotslove68,
We are looking for someone to emulate a thong so we can once and for all come up with a final answer to the thread "Are thongs really comfortable?".
We saw you had volunteered on that thread to do so and your haste has not led to waste. Let us know if you will be interested and we will start rounding up the ladies.
POF thread solver committee."
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Posted: 8/23/2006 7:05:30 PM | my dream mmmmm well I guess it came truth I was sitting here dreaming. I wish I had a line that women's wantnt to hear and boom all sudden no faster I can fall a sleep behold there on the forum wow this will keep me busy for months. thanks op that was such a clever ideal a dream come truth what a lead | |
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Posted: 8/23/2006 8:11:43 PM | Hi Erica,
It is clear from your profile that you are the most beautiful, intellegent girl in the world.
I think that you could be the girl I have searched my entire life for.
Andruw Jones was on this site last week and he told me how awesome it was, but I never believed it until I saw you. I have to have you! Marry me (as soon as I divorce.)
Love Always,
Chipper Jones
P.S. I have added you as an authorized user on my Platinum Visa. Buy whatever you want Sweetie. You deserve it. The number is 4638-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx. | |
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Posted: 8/23/2006 8:21:37 PM | im a stunning and rich 30 something who wants to fund your career and have lots of violently crazy sex.
or, hi, we're twin sisters who love slacker comedians, come and make a video with us.
yeeeaaaaa | |
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Posted: 8/23/2006 9:11:28 PM | My dream message would be to receive a message. I've been on here for 2 weeks and only 1 person contacted me to say hi. WTF?  I say that light-heartedly, but it really makes me think any given person could be lost in a sea of profiles. | |
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Joined: 4/5/2006
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Posted: 8/23/2006 11:15:37 PM | My dream message
" HI I work for the ice cream company, my twin sister makes Fudgee oh cookies , and our other sister works for Tim hortons, we have free samples, and are coming over to spend quality time with you " | |
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Posted: 8/24/2006 10:58:19 AM | i wish i could just hear "baby,your all i think about,and i need you in my life. lets take a month off and spend it on a tour of Europe, Egypt, and end up in Tahiti. i promise i will enjoy and relish all of your history tours no matter how boring i think they are.we'll build the house of our dreams on a beach,and promise to hold you tight every night for the rest of our lives."
too bad its just a dream,cause you should see the kind of message i normally get...lol | |
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Posted: 8/24/2006 3:11:34 PM | I have been getting tons of dream messages in my inboxes of late from a very special man. One of my favorites from today reads, in part:
"i am so sure that i want you in my life at this point because of 3 things...
your ability to have a worthwhile conversation...
the willingness to show compassion and caring and the way you respond to the same from another...
your amazingly beautiful eyes....
poetry in the dark of night...
the pointing and laughing at the hapless population...
ok so i cant count and there are so many more reasons for me to be willing to take the chance... the point is just that i want to take the chance and that i think you are worth it..."
~happy, contented sigh~ | |
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Posted: 8/27/2006 11:11:02 PM | Well mine wouldn't have to be exactly like this...but something like this would prob win me over!
Hey Chris:) Your handsome and your profile made me laugh! I love to laugh, carry on and have a good time! Non sence is my favorite topic..
I'm active and am in pretty good shape! I was planning on going to the beach saturday to lay out and do a little reading..but hey if you like my picture and profile then maybe you should tag along:)
You like to body surf? | |
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Posted: 8/28/2006 6:19:24 AM | Hmmmm.. many paragraphs of philosophical discussion with the odd subtle joke...
...from some rare person who thinks somewhat like me and has similar humour.
So far I've found a couple like that and hopefully there are still more friends to find :) | |
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Posted: 9/21/2006 8:45:21 AM | Hey Val,
Go get me that can of cashews!!!! Oh!! there's something in it, eh?
Well since I went a little "nuts" over you when we met and I thought this would be the best way to express my feelings for you.
The rock is too big for your hand? Oh well you are just going to have to get used to it and snow again.
Oh, and while you are up, dont forget to put the cashews in the bearnaise sauce for the T-Bone steaks, ok?
Hurry up, will ya!!!
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Posted: 9/21/2006 10:45:56 AM | Princess:
I live for your legs.
Hang your hair out of the turret.
I will be galloping by at 7 to pick you up and take you to the rest of your life.
--Your Prince
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Its better than the usual phone call from the 20 year olds in Shell Beach:
"Our network's down, can you come over and get us back online? We are all messaging hot chicks and we need the surf report. We'll feed you and your little dog, too."
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