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 Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004
Msg: 201
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Posted: 7/10/2006 3:19:48 PM
in thaat caise dude.... yo'ure prophile is perrfekt!!!!!!!
 roxygemini

Joined: 12/1/2005
Msg: 202
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Posted: 7/10/2006 3:23:12 PM
Keeps asking the girls to scream at him.



My mommy says it is rude to "holla".
 Billbutler8

Joined: 3/12/2005
Msg: 203
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Posted: 7/10/2006 3:23:51 PM


5) the last thing is that for some reason you seem hyper. When reading your profile you are all over the place. I could be trippin on that one but thats just the feeling I got.


HotMikey...(I'll bet you got all the girls in town swarming over you...Oh...oh, HOTMIKEY...ooohh...you are soooo hot you HotMikey..oh, you sizzle.)

ok, mr. hot boy...you did forget to mention Goofball...a hyper goofball. yeah, I was trippin on that too.

jumping around like a hyper goofball monkey...I'm a MONKEY...im-a ima-i-ma..mu mu Monkey...
 Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004
Msg: 204
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Posted: 7/10/2006 3:26:02 PM
Ladies and Gentleman.... Lets get ready to RUUUUMMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
 Billbutler8

Joined: 3/12/2005
Msg: 205
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Posted: 7/10/2006 3:26:46 PM
oh...write on, Brooklyn! he he hee...U roc dude..have a cold one on me!
 Blown383

Joined: 6/1/2006
Msg: 206
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Posted: 7/10/2006 3:36:16 PM
davedave951 wrote:
Your profile "may" draw someone in but then they soon get lost (or disoriented) in all the rambling gobbledegook !!!

And when someone gets lost (or disoriented) they look for the nearest exit.........

P.S.

Actually your profile DOES say a lot about you ......... it totally zeros in on the fact that you are undeniably a legend in your own mind


The women get disoriented and look for the nearest exit only after an all nighter. As for being an undeniable legend in my own mind...I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed. Thanks for pointing it out!

As for drawing people in... well I've been on this site for about a month now and received a handful of numbers not including other women I meet on a daily basis. Infact I'm up to my ass in women that I don't even have time to call. What have you done?
-B
 roxygemini

Joined: 12/1/2005
Msg: 207
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Posted: 7/10/2006 3:41:05 PM
Says that nice guys are boring.

My Dad, Grandpa, and first grade teacher will resent that!
 Blown383

Joined: 6/1/2006
Msg: 208
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Posted: 7/10/2006 3:48:01 PM
roxygemini wrote:


Says that nice guys are boring.

My Dad, Grandpa, and first grade teacher will resent that!


Roxy's eyes are beautiful!!! Especially the one on the right!

I also like the disclaimer that she's only looking for short, morbidly obese men, with hairy backs and funky looking feet. Sorry sweety... I didn't qualify.


I love metal chicks... I was at Ozzfest this past weekend and this cute little metal chick who was half Italian and half Russian was rubbing my ass and wouldn't leave me alone all night.

-B
 Billbutler8

Joined: 3/12/2005
Msg: 209
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Posted: 7/10/2006 3:48:13 PM

As for being an undeniable legend in my own mind...I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed. Thanks for pointing it out!



BLOWEN: I noticed you were an undeniable legend in your own mind, too..so yes, Thanks for pointing it out!


Infact I'm up to my ass in women that I don't even have time to call.


are you refering to all four of them who have you in their favorites list?


Infact


In Fact....in fact is actually two words.
 Blown383

Joined: 6/1/2006
Msg: 210
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Posted: 7/10/2006 4:23:55 PM
billbutler8 wrote:




are you referring to all four of them who have you in their favorites list?
In Fact....in fact is actually two words.


On my favorites list there are 2 girls that I am talking too... that live locally. The other 2 are random women from Canada and England respectively. Since I travel a lot its good to have friends in other countries.

As for the other women that I am dating... here is the story.

The other women are friends of a go-go dancer that I picked up at a club. I introduced the go-go dancer to a buddy of mine and they are now a couple. So the go-go dancer has introduced me to 3 of her go-go dancing friends and I went out with all 3 of them this past week alone. They are all in their mid to early 20s, intelligent, in great shape, and do part time modeling along with the go-go dancing.

Since I have connections now with the nightlife in Hollywood my Thurs, Fri, and & Sat. nights are usually busy. In the time span of 2-3 hours at the club while hanging out, meeting new people, and watching my go-go dancer friends on stage... I will usually get 3-4 numbers a night and if I'm not too tired then I'll let some lucky lady take me home. For some odd reason once the other women see you hanging out with the go-go dancers after they're done dancing they seem lot more interested. Out of those 3-4 numbers I MAY call one or two up if they were exceptional and REALLY stood out. If not they go into my numbers bucket next to the computer at home.

The last date was this past Friday. On Saturday I went to Ozzfest with some friends and met that metal chick who was rubbin' my ass all night. I got her number and will call her tomorrow. Then on sunday afternoon while at Starbucks a random girl sat next to me while I was reading and it turns out she wants to introduce me to her single, attractive, hawaiian friend.... I got her number also.

Tonight my friend's band is playing @ B.B King's at City Walk.... so that means another night of going out meeting attractive women and we'll probably go hit up Saddle Ranch... which has tons of single women there any on any given night.

One of these days I'll get around to laying all of these numbers out on a table and mounting them under glass.

That is just night life alone.... I'm not including the random girls that will call up that I haven't had a chance to follow up with during the day time.

If you're interested in knowing how all of this works contact me offline.

-B
 Billbutler8

Joined: 3/12/2005
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Posted: 7/10/2006 4:27:38 PM
Blowen...just something I noticed... This after working my arduous way through your {yawn} way long profile using every bit of my speed reading skills

Major epiphany...!

I totally GET IT now...

You actually believe all that s h i t Tom Leykis shovels out! Everybody that lives in Southern California know that even Leykis himself doesn't believe all the entertaining info he pumps out.

You must be new to town. Or Extremely gullible…
 Blown383

Joined: 6/1/2006
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Posted: 7/10/2006 4:32:59 PM
I just edited my post above yours dude... read it again.

As for my profile.... you're right. I totally believe in myself! Thats the key to confidence. As for being new in town... been living here since I was 5.

If you're interested and have the time. Come out with me and meet some new people.

-B
 Billbutler8

Joined: 3/12/2005
Msg: 213
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Posted: 7/10/2006 4:42:09 PM
sure...we could be a parade of go-go dancing girls...and us.
people throwing stuff at us because I know the doorman at the Viper Room, and we get in while all the others wait..and throw stuff.
 Billbutler8

Joined: 3/12/2005
Msg: 214
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Posted: 7/10/2006 4:47:54 PM


As for my profile.... you're right. I totally believe in myself! Thats the key to confidence.


well, I have to hand it to you..that is apparent and works in your favor. I relate.
 kiwi-gold

Joined: 4/30/2006
Msg: 215
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Posted: 7/10/2006 5:50:25 PM
awww....bill...a profile ain't all.....you rock!
you know it...
....i know it....
so when you comin to pick me up to go out with blown...? mmmm????

uh-oh.....left myself open now to profile scrutiny........aaaaahhh....go easy???? pwease??
 GotCompany?

Joined: 7/8/2006
Msg: 216
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Posted: 7/10/2006 6:24:44 PM
OK Bluelake mermaid already got a comment so I'll comment on the one before her, cause that one was supposed to be mine.


apparently, He has left the building ! And his pictures are not real! The perfect date has came and went! so what the hell does that mean???
 GotCompany?

Joined: 7/8/2006
Msg: 217
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Posted: 7/10/2006 6:25:58 PM
ok so I guess by the time I posted this.... .5 others came before me. ? o well
 GotCompany?

Joined: 7/8/2006
Msg: 218
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Posted: 7/10/2006 6:27:26 PM
What a bad attitude ! Gee wiz, and if your looking for a date still, posting a picture of yourself and another is not a good way to start... take that up with the "boss"
 kiwi-gold

Joined: 4/30/2006
Msg: 219
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Posted: 7/10/2006 6:28:33 PM
^^^^ i wouldn't use the word WRONG!!! ^^^ for gotcompany? cos she's a woman who knows what she wants .....nothing wrong there! go girl!
 Billbutler8

Joined: 3/12/2005
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Posted: 7/10/2006 6:50:12 PM
not enough skin showing... and no cleavage...where's the cleavage???

here....

baristababehelenusofinedownundersillygirl...

yup..got the supplies...
 kiwi-gold

Joined: 4/30/2006
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Posted: 7/10/2006 6:53:04 PM
^^^^^mmmm^^^ i think i'd better review his prof....and feck off......too risky here....don't DO criticism well!

bill....billbillbillbillbill....all that work and NO INVOICE?????

sweet man, great prof, excellent sense of the ridiculous....and don't block peeps from over the ocean.....
 davedave951

Joined: 6/25/2006
Msg: 222
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Posted: 7/10/2006 6:53:23 PM
BLOWN383 Writes:

One of these days I'll get around to laying all of these numbers out on a table and mounting them under glass.

That is just night life alone.... I'm not including the random girls that will call up that I haven't had a chance to follow up with during the day time.

If you're interested in knowing how all of this works contact me offline.

**********************************************************************

Thanks but no thanks brother, we all know how it works...... you go home at night ( and seems daytime too now, sheeesh ) and with great tenacity and ferocity, spank your monkey about the all girls that have crossed your line of vision during the course of your day. You get so deep into your fantasy that you actually walk (limp) away believing it really happened and understandably so to some bizarre, tripped out degree.... because hey, your limping, sweating and you got a sticky mess downstairs so it must have, it REALLY must have happened !!!

My brother ...... its not too late ..... if you continue you WILL go blind... if you stop NOW you can retain your vision........................... or whats left of it.

Hell bro...last pathetic thing anyone wants to see is some young blind guy sitting on a corner wearing Stevie Wonder sunglasses with a cane and an empty can hoping some sympathetic passerbys will drop a few coins in his can while he is (still) spanking his monkey.
 Mitakuye Oyasin

Joined: 3/2/2006
Msg: 223
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Posted: 7/10/2006 7:20:16 PM
Whats wrong with his profile??? He STILL lives in California and I still live in Texas, dammit.
Wish they all could be California guys. Who wrote that song?
 davedave951

Joined: 6/25/2006
Msg: 224
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Posted: 7/10/2006 8:15:02 PM
Hey Bluelake..... after admiring your pictures ..... I wish they all could be Texas girls
 MacT

Joined: 3/17/2004
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Posted: 7/10/2006 9:18:23 PM
Well this is a dating site right? They did not indicate that they are swingers, so why is there 2 people in the pic?
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